awww Reggie...

[Flynn]

I tried...I did....I could only get to 1:23 and then my brain gave me an ultimatum. Turn you off or go into a coma.

Are you not able to type?

 

[Blandscape]

God Damn...seriously?

Do you hate me that much? I now have to listen to over 3 minutes of you making yourself sound even more alien.

Brah, I thought we were cooler than that.

 

[Flynn]

Now what the fuck did you say to me?

I don't know whether to be mad or sad.

 

[Kirk]

I tried...I did....I could only get to 1:23 and then my brain gave me an ultimatum. Turn you off or go into a coma.

Are you not able to type?

Maybe he is a head in a bottle, no body at all.

 

[Blandscape]

I tried...I did....I could only get to 1:23 and then my brain gave me an ultimatum. Turn you off or go into a coma.

Are you not able to type?

 

[Kirk]

Now what the fuck did you say to me?

I don't know whether to be mad or sad.

I think he threatened to beat you up

 

[The Prowler]

Now what the fuck did you say to me?

I don't know whether to be mad or sad.

You gotta take his Vocaroos and run them through Voice-To-Text translation software....

This one came out as

"Too long a stick revels in authority. An idea is still not very coherent. An enigma is often one floor above you."

 

[Lily]

Stomp him!

I wanna see it happen.

 

[Flynn]

Maybe he is a head in a bottle, no body at all.

@Aylana

Have you been to The Blue Cashew?

If you have, have you noticed a difference in the size of the forum? I was just asking Flea earlier if any changes had been made there.

To me it seems smaller, or does the forum open up after you sign in?

 

[Blandscape]

@Aylana

Have you been to The Blue Cashew?

If you have, have you noticed a difference in the size of the forum? I was just asking Flea earlier if any changes had been made there.

To me it seems smaller, or does the forum open up after you sign in?

 

[Flynn]

You gotta take his Vocaroos and run them through Voice-To-Text translation software....

This one came out as

"Too long a stick revels in authority. An idea is still not very coherent. An enigma is often one floor above you."

 

[Flynn]

You gotta take his Vocaroos and run them through Voice-To-Text translation software....

This one came out as

"Too long a stick revels in authority. An idea is still not very coherent. An enigma is often one floor above you."

 

[X]

It's tricky is their greatest song ever, IMO.

 

[Kirk]

@Aylana

Have you been to The Blue Cashew?

If you have, have you noticed a difference in the size of the forum? I was just asking Flea earlier if any changes had been made there.

To me it seems smaller, or does the forum open up after you sign in?

Some of it is only visible if logged in

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Flynn]

Okay, so what I got out of that was:

-You are upset at me for posting to Flea.
-You think Flea is dumb.
-I am a scrawny twat.
-Something about the Blue Cashew.

Am I close?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

We once had a pet bunny. Her name was Bonnie. She had quite the personality. If someone tried to sit on her corner of the couch, she'd head butt whomever was trying to sit there.

I don't know why I told that little story, but since Blandy was so kind as to start a Tribute Thread for me, I thought I'd pass the time telling everyone about my bunny rabbit while I wait for Blandy to write something in the Tribute Thread he made for me.

 

[Flynn]

Some of it is only visible if logged in

Can I use your account for a day?

 

[Flynn]

We once had a pet bunny. Her name was Bonnie. She had quite the personality. If someone tried to sit on her corner of the couch, she'd head butt whomever was trying to sit there.

I don't know why I told that little story, but since Blandy was so kind as to start a Tribute Thread for me, I thought I'd pass the time telling everyone about my bunny rabbit while I wait for Blandy to write something in the Tribute Thread he made for me.

That was a really sad story.

 

[Blandscape]

We once had a pet bunny. Her name was Bonnie. She had quite the personality. If someone tried to sit on her corner of the couch, she'd head butt whomever was trying to sit there.

I don't know why I told that little story, but since Blandy was so kind as to start a Tribute Thread for me, I thought I'd pass the time telling everyone about my bunny rabbit while I wait for Blandy to write something in the Tribute Thread he made for me.

 

[Kirk]

Bland looks like Ron Perlman if Ron Perlman was in rehad for snorting horse tranquilizers

 

[Flynn]

WTF Man!

Are you doing this shit on purpose? Holy fuck if you don't sound like you're from the fucking planet Incoherent. What in God's name are you saying? Are you able to communicate with lesser species only using your grunts and guttural sounds? Honestly, it sound like I'm trying to have a conversation with a fucking bear during mating season, I don't know if you're going to fuck me or eat me.

Ya know (Tribute to @Dove) I think you like sounding like someone, whose left frontal lobe was accidently ejected into the nearest recycling receptacle, after you came off the Temu assembly line.

 

[Flynn]

Will you just go jump off a cliff and into a wood chipper? I listened to that music in the early 80s.

Why a cliff and then into a wood chipper?

Too many variables when jumping off a cliff into a wood chipper. What happens if you don't jump out far enough and hit an outcropping? Depending on how high the cliff is and whether or not the wood chipper is industrial grade, you may just want to forgo the cliff part and just have him run or climb into the wood chipper.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Why a cliff and then into a wood chipper?

Too many variables when jumping off a cliff into a wood chipper. What happens if you don't jump out far enough and hit an outcropping? Depending on how high the cliff is and whether or not the wood chipper is industrial grade, you may just want to forgo the cliff part and just have him run or climb into the wood chipper.

Very TL, DR.

 

[Kirk]

Maybe Bland should just post fractals at this point in his "flaming career".

It's like a lot of wrasslers, all the drinking and drugs catch up with them and they end up at Comic Con trying to sign autographs for 25 dollars a pop but instead end up licking the photographs instead because they are barely functional at that point.

 

[Flynn]

Very TL, DR.

Why are you lying?

I know you read it.

 

[Lily]

Maybe Bland should just post fractals at this point in his "flaming career".

It's like a lot of wrasslers, all the drinking and drugs catch up with them and they end up at Comic Con trying to sign autographs for 25 dollars a pop but instead end up licking the photographs instead because they are barely functional at that point.

Why don't you take him on directly? Here in this thread, though you weren't the target, you jumped at the bait.

 

[X]

Why a cliff and then into a wood chipper?

Too many variables when jumping off a cliff into a wood chipper. What happens if you don't jump out far enough and hit an outcropping? Depending on how high the cliff is and whether or not the wood chipper is industrial grade, you may just want to forgo the cliff part and just have him run or climb into the wood chipper.

Or windy ….

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why don't you take him on directly? Here in this thread, though you weren't the target, you jumped at the bait.

Ummm, How can anyone take on Blandy in MY Tribute Thread when Blandy is the one too askeered to write anything in it?

 

[Blandscape]

Bland looks like Ron Perlman if Ron Perlman was in rehad for snorting horse tranquilizers

WTF Man!

Are you doing this shit on purpose? Holy fuck if you don't sound like you're from the fucking planet Incoherent. What in God's name are you saying? Are you able to communicate with lesser species only using your grunts and guttural sounds? Honestly, it sound like I'm trying to have a conversation with a fucking bear during mating season, I don't know if you're going to fuck me or eat me.

Ya know (Tribute to @Dove) I think you like sounding like someone, whose left frontal lobe was accidently ejected into the nearest recycling receptacle, after you came off the Temu assembly line.