awww Reggie...

[Reggie_Essent]

That one was 22 seconds. I didn't click on it, of course, but I'll bet you packed at least a whole thought and a half into that one.

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Neil B. Formi]

Sounds like Alfred Hitchcock after a three day Buckie bender in Dunfermline.

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sounds like Alfred Hitchcock after a three day Buckie bender in Dunfermline.

You clicked on it?

No bagpipes, no clickey for me.

 

[Blandscape]

You clicked on it?

No bagpipes, no clickey for me.

 

[Neil B. Formi]

Try 'er again when you're sober, Shrek.

 

[Kirk]

I'll try running one of those audios through an audio to text program and see what happens.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Blandy! While we're having this disjointed conversation (I'll have to wait for Lily or Flynn or Aylana to tell me what was in that Vac you just poasted.) Tell me. Have you ever fucked a hot red headed Scot lass?

You know what I'm talking about. One of them gals who's red headedness is so red and glowlike that when you finally get a gander at her pussy it veritably glows in the dark from the rosy red tufts of soft downy pubes that surround her glorious cock canal?

I had a gal like that once ... talk about Sink the Pink!

 

[Kirk]

I'd like to say I'm disappointed, but I can honestly tell you what you're saying. Then day to day, my bar is nay, exactly beautiful. I stick a picture next to it of one, so that some can imagine me waffling incoherently into the stratosphere, into the void of opinion.

I can not enjoy what people think, or what people understand in regard to my posts, so make that post as short as I possibly can. I'll try to communicate as well you. If I was black, put up a black avatar, would you say that?
If I was French or German, posting in my native tongue, would you say that? But I'm a Scotsman who's supposed to be able to speak English, or commanding the whole fucking English language, is we both know a day.

And some American larcic of a fucking world at all doesn't quite comprehend what I'm saying, so I should fully a right-wing, twat's viewpoint just because you agree that you can't or stone what I'm saying.
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[Blandscape]

Try 'er again when you're sober, Shrek.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'd like to say I'm disappointed, but I can honestly tell you what you're saying. Then day to day, my bar is nay, exactly beautiful. I stick a picture next to it of one, so that some can imagine me waffling incoherently into the stratosphere, into the void of opinion.

I can not enjoy what people think, or what people understand in regard to my posts, so make that post as short as I possibly can. I'll try to communicate as well you. If I was black, put up a black avatar, would you say that?
If I was French or German, posting in my native tongue, would you say that? But I'm a Scotsman who's supposed to be able to speak English, or commanding the whole fucking English language, is we both know a day.

And some American larcic of a fucking world at all doesn't quite comprehend what I'm saying, so I should fully a right-wing, twat's viewpoint just because you agree that you can't or stone what I'm saying.
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This was the result of a short segment

Is that a basic transcription of Blandy's latest Vacaroo?

Thank you, Aylana. But you needn't have bothered with all that work. I already know Blandy's a dullard fuckwit. Until he grows a spine and actually wants to face a fellow Scot on the debating stage, I'll stick to mocking and ridiculing the pansy little baby.

 

[Neil B. Formi]

All I heard was, "AaaAAAAAaaaaah, th' shelebrated Frensh... shampain..."

 

[Kirk]

I hope I can make myself perfectly understood. I hope that Reggie can understand me. Because, yeah, I know he listens to me a lot. I'll be he's got his ear ear buds on and he's fucking got me in a fucking loop. Right on until I take my contact lenses out.

My hearing aids. Just like he does every single time he posts. This is a guy that kinda construct a sentence. Or construct an argument. We're having that argument disassembled better posters than him.

And there's plenty with him here. Who dare daily. I'm saying to you mate that you at your very, very, very best. Aren't they much for me? So keep this vookaroo short.

We'll keep it comprehensible to even you. I'll take you on As you personify your edification is a written word. As you hide behind it. I'll take you on a real time right now. So let's go for it.

You're there if you're in the shout. The shout box. Oh the shout box. The shout box. So get your in here and get out your gear.

And I will stomp you. But the piece of that you are under my foot.
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This is some crazy shit and the AI is having a hard time translating his audios. Maybe it's a good thing they turn into Red X's in 24 hours.

 

[Neil B. Formi]

I hope I can make myself perfectly understood. I hope that Reggie can understand me. Because, yeah, I know he listens to me a lot. I'll be he's got his ear ear buds on and he's fucking got me in a fucking loop. Right on until I take my contact lenses out.

My hearing aids. Just like he does every single time he posts. This is a guy that kinda construct a sentence. Or construct an argument. We're having that argument disassembled better posters than him.

And there's plenty with him here. Who dare daily. I'm saying to you mate that you at your very, very, very best. Aren't they much for me? So keep this vookaroo short.

We'll keep it comprehensible to even you. I'll take you on As you personify your edification is a written word. As you hide behind it. I'll take you on a real time right now. So let's go for it.

You're there if you're in the shout. The shout box. Oh the shout box. The shout box. So get your in here and get out your gear.

And I will stomp you. But the piece of that you are under my foot.
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This is some crazy shit and the AI is having a hard time translating his audios. Maybe it's a good thing they turn into Red X's in 24 hours.

Pretty good job on the part of the AI, considering the guy talks with a mouthful of marbles.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I hope I can make myself perfectly understood. I hope that Reggie can understand me. Because, yeah, I know he listens to me a lot. I'll be he's got his ear ear buds on and he's fucking got me in a fucking loop. Right on until I take my contact lenses out.

My hearing aids. Just like he does every single time he posts. This is a guy that kinda construct a sentence. Or construct an argument. We're having that argument disassembled better posters than him.

And there's plenty with him here. Who dare daily. I'm saying to you mate that you at your very, very, very best. Aren't they much for me? So keep this vookaroo short.

We'll keep it comprehensible to even you. I'll take you on As you personify your edification is a written word. As you hide behind it. I'll take you on a real time right now. So let's go for it.

You're there if you're in the shout. The shout box. Oh the shout box. The shout box. So get your in here and get out your gear.

And I will stomp you. But the piece of that you are under my foot.
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This is some crazy shit and the AI is having a hard time translating his audios. Maybe it's a good thing they turn into Red X's in 24 hours.

Again, thank you Aylana, but I don't wish you to waste your time translating the dullard Scot's Vacaroos for me. I haven't clicked on one for quite some time now, and I see no reason to bother to start again.

Blandy made this, my Tribute Thread, but refuses to poast in it because he's a pussy and a coward, or whatever the equivalent of being called a pussy and a coward is in whatever tiny and dirty dump of a Scot city he inhabits -- Glasgow or Edinburg, he's too low class to be from Aberdeen or Dundee, so there's that.

Anyway, my posting time is done for the day. Thank you everyone for filling my day with shitz n giggles. If Blandy grows a pair of testicles by the time I come check in tomorrow, then we might have some fun. ;)

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Flynn]

Oh fuck here we go.

Blandscape has arrived...I should have known seeing the gigantic tard mothership hovering above.

What to expect?

Pages and pages and pages of Blandscape talking about the weather, his braided pubic hairs, and his secret yearning to be a foot fetish model.

If Blandscape starts typing...all I can say is that it won't be pretty...for him I mean.

 

[Blandscape]

Oh fuck here we go.

Blandscape has arrived...I should have known seeing the gigantic tard mothership hovering above.

What to expect?

Pages and pages and pages of Blandscape talking about the weather, his braided pubic hairs, and his secret yearning to be a foot fetish model.

If Blandscape starts typing...all I can say is that it won't be pretty...for him I mean.

 

[Flynn]

I swear to God, you are reading Genesis to me from the Bible aren't you?

 

[Blandscape]

I swear to God, you are reading Genesis to me from the Bible aren't you?

 

[Flynn]

What?!

 

[Blandscape]

What?!

 

[Flynn]

Again...what?!

 

[Blandscape]

Again...what?!

 

[Kirk]

Remember in the movie Momento when Leonard would be talking for hours on the phone and there would be no one on the other end of the line...that is what Bleh does now.

 

[Blandscape]

Remember in the movie Momento when Leonard would be talking for hours on the phone and there would be no one on the other end of the line...that is what Bleh does now.

 

[Kirk]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Let's keep my Tribute Thread up here in case Blandy gets those bandages off his hands.