Bar drinks made after Bastard Factory members.

[Flynn]

*The Oerdin Whiner

1/2 ounce pickle juice
1 shot Jagermeister
6 ounces of lemon juice
1 egg white
2 crushed up tablets of Xanax
2 ounces of Oerdin tears

Combine ingredients in a shaker, shake with ice and serve in a dog bowl with lots of crushed ice. Garnish with cherries, orange slices and lime slices.

*The Biggie Sucks Cawk Slammer

1/2 ounce of Admin semen/pussy excretion
1/3 ounce of Hurricane Malt Liquor
1/3 ounce of Dove's breast milk
1/3 ounce of expired steroids from Russia.

Layer ingredients in a shot glass and then immediately serve to your worst enemy.

*The Dove Money Shot

1/3 ounce of Dove's green vaginal fluid
1/2 ounce of Grape MD 20/20
1/3 ounce of liquid Penicillin
1/3 ounce of Genital Herpes
Semen from 2 random strangers
Whip cream

Mix whipped cream with semen and chill for 5 minutes.

Combine everything in a shot glass and garnish with Semen/whip cream mix and nuts.

*The Aryan Penis-Colada

2 ounces of extracted gayness
1 ounce of coconut juice
2 ounces of Manischewitz Jewish Wine
1 ounce of Negro sweat
3 ounces of Light Malibu Rum
4 ounces of Groomer talk
Dried rectum slice from Aryan's dead Nana

Fill pounder glass with ice and add all ingredients. Stir well. Garnish with Nana's dried rectum. Serve immediately to any ignorant wannabe Nazi.

*The Dinky Diana/Freud Fizz Out

4 ounces of purified Freud foot water
1 ounce of Peppermint Schnapps
2 ounces of liquid Athletes Feet
2 ounces of GoldSchlager
5 ounces of club soda

Combine ingredients in a shaker. Shake vigorously while crying. Pour into pounder glass and add ice cubes. Serve very chilled.

 

[Lily]

Holy shit, that's killing me...lmfao

 

[Seamajor]

Fricking funny.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Bastard Factory Blitz - Shooter
Pour schnapps into a shot glass... slowly add 2 tsp. Bailey's... top w 4 drops grenadine.
Repeat until you lose the power of all rational thoughts.

 

[WWW.ANA.SSS/STAZI_YA]

*The Oerdin Whiner

1/2 ounce pickle juice
1 shot Jagermeister
6 ounces of lemon juice
1 egg white
2 crushed up tablets of Xanax
2 ounces of Oerdin tears

Combine ingredients in a shaker, shake with ice and serve in a dog bowl with lots of crushed ice. Garnish with cherries, orange slices and lime slices.

*The Biggie Sucks Cawk Slammer

1/2 ounce of Admin semen/pussy excretion
1/3 ounce of Hurricane Malt Liquor
1/3 ounce of Dove's breast milk
1/3 ounce of expired steroids from Russia.

Layer ingredients in a shot glass and then immediately serve to your worst enemy.

*The Dove Money Shot

1/3 ounce of Dove's green vaginal fluid
1/2 ounce of Grape MD 20/20
1/3 ounce of liquid Penicillin
1/3 ounce of Genital Herpes
Semen from 2 random strangers
Whip cream

Mix whipped cream with semen and chill for 5 minutes.

Combine everything in a shot glass and garnish with Semen/whip cream mix and nuts.

*The Aryan Penis-Colada

2 ounces of extracted gayness
1 ounce of coconut juice
2 ounces of Manischewitz Jewish Wine
1 ounce of Negro sweat
3 ounces of Light Malibu Rum
4 ounces of Groomer talk
Dried rectum slice from Aryan's dead Nana

Fill pounder glass with ice and add all ingredients. Stir well. Garnish with Nana's dried rectum. Serve immediately to any ignorant wannabe Nazi.

*The Dinky Diana/Freud Fizz Out

4 ounces of purified Freud foot water
1 ounce of Peppermint Schnapps
2 ounces of liquid Athletes Feet
2 ounces of GoldSchlager
5 ounces of club soda

Combine ingredients in a shaker. Shake vigorously while crying. Pour into pounder glass and add ice cubes. Served very chilled.

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