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I’ll tell you what though, all the liberal nerds, trannies, queer_fucks and frontbum twats...count yourselves lucky that you’re not on my fucking timeline. I trekked your other forums and you ain’t got shit! You @Levon you noseless little cunt, have the audacity to frequent my board and not even accept my registration on yours!? Have you rocks in your fucking head you nerd fuuuuuuck!? From this day forth, there will a reckoning. You don’t paste your anus on our pages until you slide up and down my double-edged fuck sword! You got that?

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@Breakfall

I'm somewhat flattered that you care what I'm doing here. I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm out of state for my nephews wedding which is this evening, and I woke up early and couldn't go back to sleep so I was traversing various forums looking for something interesting to read but I haven't found anything here other than some random forum person wondering what I'm up to.

So thanks for checking in on me and I hope you find my answer satisfactory.
 
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@Breakfall

I'm somewhat flattered that you care what I'm doing here. I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm out of state for my nephews wedding which is this evening, and I woke up early and couldn't go back to sleep so I was traversing various forums looking for something interesting to read but I haven't found anything here other than some random forum person wondering what I'm up to.

So thanks for checking in on me and I hope you find my answer satisfactory.
No I fucking don’t as a matter of fact! What is your purpose here at Bastard fucking Factory cunt?
 

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I've been wizer for more than a decade. Same user ID and same avatar.

I mostly post on relationship and scuba diving forums, alternating between giving good genuine advice and trolling, but there's no particular place I call home.

At least not anymore, for me that ship sailed long ago with the demise of several of the "regular" forums I used to post on, admin, and moderate.
 

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Alcohol is a drug.

I'm almost 60.

I've got the Mensa certificate hanging on my wall which confirms I'm in the top 2 percent of the population as far as intelligence goes, so I'm thinking I've got you there.
 
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Alcohol is a drug.

I'm almost 60.

I've got the Mensa certificate hanging on my wall which confirms I'm in the top 2 percent of the population as far as intelligence goes, so I'm thinking I've got you there.
And I’m nearly 50, binge drink on occasion...like now, and have a healthy and competitive life in surfing. Hello fuckwit!
 

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Hello back to you.

Go easy on the binging. After the first 2 bottles you aren't really getting any sort of positive effect and that stuff gets into your system and causes all sorts of unpleasant things to happen later.

See there I go again reverting back to "good advice giver".
 
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Hello back to you.

Go easy on the binging. After the first 2 bottles you aren't really getting any sort of positive effect and that stuff gets into your system and causes all sorts of unpleasant things to happen later.

See there I go again reverting back to "good advice giver".
Arsehole...I’m almost 50 and look sexier than most on this entire forum. Maybe you’re not taking the right medicine?
 
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Are you on drugs? You make very odd posts.
I don’t take drugs you fucking idiot. I’m on rum! What the fuck is wrong with you lot presuming drugs when I simply have more intellect than you actually fathom? How old are you squirt?

What your favorite, when it comes to Rum?
You know what Seamajor, I actually enjoy the cheap Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. I’ve bought expensive brands and the differences too subtle to warrant a premium price cap to tell you the truth. Or maybe Captain Morgan enraptures my spent youth and kinky memories of a professional surfer. Who knows?
 

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I’ll tell you what though, all the liberal nerds, trannies, queer_fucks and frontbum twats...count yourselves lucky that you’re not on my fucking timeline. I trekked your other forums and you ain’t got shit! You @Levon you noseless little cunt, have the audacity to frequent my board and not even accept my registration on yours!? Have you rocks in your fucking head you nerd fuuuuuuck!? From this day forth, there will a reckoning. You don’t paste your anus on our pages until you slide up and down my double-edged fuck sword! You got that?

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You're an Alpha Submissive?
 

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Are you on drugs? You make very odd posts.
I don’t take drugs you fucking idiot. I’m on rum! What the fuck is wrong with you lot presuming drugs when I simply have more intellect than you actually fathom? How old are you squirt?

What your favorite, when it comes to Rum?
You know what Seamajor, I actually enjoy the cheap Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. I’ve bought expensive brands and the differences too subtle to warrant a premium price cap to tell you the truth. Or maybe Captain Morgan enraptures my spent youth and kinky memories of a professional surfer. Who knows?

I drink it now and then. To many this is the finest. Produced in the poorest country in Central America. I might have a few shots of this instead of Tequila later, to watch the rain fall.
 
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Are you on drugs? You make very odd posts.
I don’t take drugs you fucking idiot. I’m on rum! What the fuck is wrong with you lot presuming drugs when I simply have more intellect than you actually fathom? How old are you squirt?

What your favorite, when it comes to Rum?
You know what Seamajor, I actually enjoy the cheap Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. I’ve bought expensive brands and the differences too subtle to warrant a premium price cap to tell you the truth. Or maybe Captain Morgan enraptures my spent youth and kinky memories of a professional surfer. Who knows?

I drink it now and then. To many this is the finest. Produced in the poorest country in Central America. I might have a few shots of this instead of Tequila later, to watch the rain fall.
Looks expensive!
 
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I’ll tell you what though, all the liberal nerds, trannies, queer_fucks and frontbum twats...count yourselves lucky that you’re not on my fucking timeline. I trekked your other forums and you ain’t got shit! You @Levon you noseless little cunt, have the audacity to frequent my board and not even accept my registration on yours!? Have you rocks in your fucking head you nerd fuuuuuuck!? From this day forth, there will a reckoning. You don’t paste your anus on our pages until you slide up and down my double-edged fuck sword! You got that?

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You're an Alpha Submissive?
My big cock makes me a submissive? Are you on American drugs like Xanax or likewise you old tart. I’d fuck you right up the arse if I was single...and you know it!
 

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Are you on drugs? You make very odd posts.
I don’t take drugs you fucking idiot. I’m on rum! What the fuck is wrong with you lot presuming drugs when I simply have more intellect than you actually fathom? How old are you squirt?

What your favorite, when it comes to Rum?
You know what Seamajor, I actually enjoy the cheap Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. I’ve bought expensive brands and the differences too subtle to warrant a premium price cap to tell you the truth. Or maybe Captain Morgan enraptures my spent youth and kinky memories of a professional surfer. Who knows?

I drink it now and then. To many this is the finest. Produced in the poorest country in Central America. I might have a few shots of this instead of Tequila later, to watch the rain fall.
Looks expensive!

It’s way cheaper than Remy Martin. I have a bottle that I’ve had for a year or two, that Jesse have me on my BD. Brown hol doesn’t always agree with me.
 
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Are you on drugs? You make very odd posts.
I don’t take drugs you fucking idiot. I’m on rum! What the fuck is wrong with you lot presuming drugs when I simply have more intellect than you actually fathom? How old are you squirt?

What your favorite, when it comes to Rum?
You know what Seamajor, I actually enjoy the cheap Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. I’ve bought expensive brands and the differences too subtle to warrant a premium price cap to tell you the truth. Or maybe Captain Morgan enraptures my spent youth and kinky memories of a professional surfer. Who knows?

I drink it now and then. To many this is the finest. Produced in the poorest country in Central America. I might have a few shots of this instead of Tequila later, to watch the rain fall.
Looks expensive!

It’s way cheaper than Remy Martin. I have a bottle that I’ve had for a year or two, that Jesse have me on my BD. Brown hol doesn’t always agree with me.
Do collect vinyl Sea?