Bastard Factory Fights 1

[Flynn]

Welcome.

To Bastard Factory Fights 1.

In this thread only, posters will be judged on their posts. Nothing is off limits. Any and all posts will be judged. At the end of the allotted time, a winner will be named and crowned Bastard Factory Fight King/Queen.

Good luck and go get it!

Competition starts now!

 

[Fredricka]

@Alticus nows your chance for that dog pile you wanted

 

[The Cuntess]

Justice for Diego!

 

[Seamajor]

Justice for Diego!

Who is Diego, Tractor Ass? A photo, a sketch, maybe you neighbor? All would be content if you can post anything other than you huge butt hurt feelings.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Justice for Diego!

I got a new lead on poor Diego. Apparently, Diego wasn't a Costa Rican orphan -- he was an Iranian orphan -- and Slopey traded him for a rug.

 

[Admin.]

Who is Diego, Tractor Ass? A photo, a sketch, maybe you neighbor? All would be content if you can post anything other than you huge butt hurt feelings.

Just more bullshit, like the ice gig.

 

[Seamajor]

Just more bullshit, like the ice gig.

No ICE gig.

 

[Admin.]

No ICE gig.

 

[Fredricka]

Justice for Diego!

I agree, but now you've opened the gates of hell and that creepy corpse is stumbling all over the thread and leaving his putrid smeg everywhere :(

 

[The Cuntess]

I agree, but now you've opened the gates of hell and that creepy corpse is stumbling all over the thread and leaving his putrid smeg everywhere :(

I hope he’s not taking it out on cock eye

 

[Fredricka]

I hope he’s not taking it out on cock eye

What if cockeye isn't as sweet and innocent as we think, he could be in on it with Seamajor, he might even be the instigator of their murderous rampages. He'll get away with it and live the high life cuz he looks cute and dippy while Seamajor does the jail time . Lily, report Seamajor to the authorities, we'll all support you on this one

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Like Diddy Seamajor has private shows oiled up dogs asses and fucks them with his peen and various garden tools. Mechanic ones for the harder core shit eating and what not. Sick Filthy CUNT.

 

[Seamajor]

What if cockeye isn't as sweet and innocent as we think, he could be in on it with Seamajor, he might even be the instigator of their murderous rampages. He'll get away with it and live the high life cuz he looks cute and dippy while Seamajor does the jail time . Lily, report Seamajor to the authorities, we'll all support you on this one

You poor butthurt sap. Report me for Tractor Ass banging her 15 year old neighbor. Remember her hubby prefers males

 

[Seamajor]

I got a new lead on poor Diego. Apparently, Diego wasn't a Costa Rican orphan -- he was an Iranian orphan -- and Slopey traded him for a rug.

Did ya find him in your box, next to a naked photo of Trump?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Did ya find him in your box, next to a naked photo of Trump?

Melania Trump?

 

[Seamajor]

Melania Trump?

I feel sorry for her. Truly. She’s trapped.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I feel sorry for her. Truly. She’s trapped.

She made her own bed, now she gets to lie in it.

 

[Seamajor]

I hope he’s not taking it out on cock eye

Since he’s been in a cooler climate his mask, paws and tail, have turned darker. By the way, fuck you and that obese ass that follows you around. How much did you pay for that beast again?

 

[Seamajor]

She made her own bed, now she gets to lie in it.

Yes, sadly so

 

[ESAD TIA]

Since he’s been in a cooler climate his mask, paws and tail, have turned darker. By the way, fuck you and that obese ass that follows you around. How much did you pay for that beast again?

Is your cat this infamous "Cockeye" I heard so much about?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Pity reply.

 

[Seamajor]

Is your cat this infamous "Cockeye" I heard so much about?

Yes. He’s a Himalayan. Let’s see if I can find a pic. Should take care of Frederick for the evening

 

[Admin.]

Melania Trump?

Eric Trump.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

 

[Admin.]

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

 

[Seamajor]

Is your cat this infamous "Cockeye" I heard so much about?

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Joaquin is my second Himalayan. When I first moved to CR with my gf, she had to have one. We found one. His name wa Martine. Sadly he died. GF moved back to the states. I decided to find another one. He’s independent and a cool pet. He seems to like this cooler climate.

 

[Seamajor]

Eric Trump.

Could be

 

[ESAD TIA]

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Joaquin is my second Himalayan. When I first moved to CR with my gf, she had to have one. We found one. His name wa Martine. Sadly he died. GF moved back to the states. I decided to find another one. He’s independent and a cool pet. He seems to like this cooler climate.

Why does everyone here call it Cockeyes tho?

its cute