Bastard Factory is Cleaning House

Alien Nosferatu said:
Of what metal made are your dildos?
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Smooth bore.

Did you think you could rattle me?

This is why Trumpy doesn't bother me as much as he bothers Blandscape whom doesn't even reside under his administration.

Did you see the movie 'Civil War'?

People give the movie shit because they say Texas & California would never team up. But if any president tried to stay in office longer than their term per the constitution then California & Texas would definitely team up to drag that president out in a body bag if necessary.

Poor Nick Offerman. He wasn't even offered an offer to not be offered, man.
 
MrNiceGuy said:
This was always my original nickname from way back at Brawl Hall when you were Looney. And Flame4Cash still existed. And this is my same original avatar. Same as it ever was. I remember you doing a "BEUTY" thread on another forum now defunct so that's why I threw that hollerback word in there as a little tribute. Hope all is grand with you & yours Brother! Keep on keeping on!
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Its like we are stuck in an alt dimension stuffed full of talentless retards with serious low self esteem and parental issues. Its like we lost our last hand to Satan and are now in his tedious hellscape.

Take your pick, you have jack who has so many effeminate mannerisms and histrionic outbursts that its safe to say a gay vampire grabbed him and sucked the last drops of masculinity out of him. Or the unfappable chungus lily who tries to hide all her poisonous attitudes behind pissweak redundant leftist combat politics. Then there's admin who baked his brain snorting baking soda decades ago and if someone sneezed within 5ft of him I swear the narly looking bean stick would snap.

If thats not bad enough theres the perpetual dronefest that is Frogrika who's only outstanding point is the tragedy of not being aware of how stupid and useless she is. Honestly, if that fucking meatbag had an ounce of self awareness she would realise performing a lobotomy on herself with a chainsaw would count as an upgrade.

Then theres Captain Creepy, Prowler, who in any other dimension on meeting people would be fed into a woodchipper after 5 minutes interaction.

May the Beuty be with you.
 
Cookie Monster said:
Its like we are stuck in an alt dimension stuffed full of talentless retards with serious low self esteem and parental issues. Its like we lost our last hand to Satan and are now in his tedious hellscape.

Take your pick, you have jack who has so many effeminate mannerisms and histrionic outbursts that its safe to say a gay vampire grabbed him and sucked the last drops of masculinity out of him. Or the unfappable chungus lily who tries to hide all her poisonous attitudes behind pissweak redundant leftist combat politics. Then there's admin who baked his brain snorting baking soda decades ago and if someone sneezed within 5ft of him I swear the narly looking bean stick would snap.

If thats not bad enough theres the perpetual dronefest that is Frogrika who's only outstanding point is the tragedy of not being aware of how stupid and useless she is. Honestly, if that fucking meatbag had an ounce of self awareness she would realise performing a lobotomy on herself with a chainsaw would count as an upgrade.

Then theres Captain Creepy, Prowler, who in any other dimension on meeting people would be fed into a woodchipper after 5 minutes interaction.

May the Beuty be with you.
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Fuck off cookie, you LIVE to read my posts
 
Cookie Monster said:
Its like we are stuck in an alt dimension stuffed full of talentless retards with serious low self esteem and parental issues. Its like we lost our last hand to Satan and are now in his tedious hellscape.
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You are here. You are here now.
Sadly I must disabuse you of any belief that you should be elsewhere.
 
MrNiceGuy said:
Flametown is dead & we're all that's left. Buncha pop tents under an overpass all sharing one stolen grocery cart & burn barrel. BC got rid of Octogon. They just gave up. It was full of politics anyways.

Lily, when you were mod, what section were you modding? It wasn't Meltdown? I may get assboxed for this but why put someone to look over something they don't care about nor never understood as to why integral it is to the world to have the freedom to call someone so gay they suck blowpops from out their buttbuddies anal cavity. It's both all kinds of immature & necessary we do this. A proper pooper joke is the lulu lemon of jeggings.

And you wouldn't be happy doing it if it was the only section you were stuck with. Is all I'm alluding to in in my dodge parry thrustings. Goldeneye really was a badass Bond movie.
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No, I never modded meltdown. Why are you making assumptions and ascribing solutions to a make believe problem?

I get shit here all the time. I give it back.

What's this all about?
 
Cookie Monster said:
Its like we are stuck in an alt dimension stuffed full of talentless retards with serious low self esteem and parental issues. Its like we lost our last hand to Satan and are now in his tedious hellscape.

Take your pick, you have jack who has so many effeminate mannerisms and histrionic outbursts that its safe to say a gay vampire grabbed him and sucked the last drops of masculinity out of him. Or the unfappable chungus lily who tries to hide all her poisonous attitudes behind pissweak redundant leftist combat politics. Then there's admin who baked his brain snorting baking soda decades ago and if someone sneezed within 5ft of him I swear the narly looking bean stick would snap.

If thats not bad enough theres the perpetual dronefest that is Frogrika who's only outstanding point is the tragedy of not being aware of how stupid and useless she is. Honestly, if that fucking meatbag had an ounce of self awareness she would realise performing a lobotomy on herself with a chainsaw would count as an upgrade.

Then theres Captain Creepy, Prowler, who in any other dimension on meeting people would be fed into a woodchipper after 5 minutes interaction.

May the Beuty be with you.
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Stay strong Brother, those good old days are coming back!
 
Cookie Monster said:
Its like we are stuck in an alt dimension stuffed full of talentless retards with serious low self esteem and parental issues. Its like we lost our last hand to Satan and are now in his tedious hellscape.

Take your pick, you have jack who has so many effeminate mannerisms and histrionic outbursts that its safe to say a gay vampire grabbed him and sucked the last drops of masculinity out of him. Or the unfappable chungus lily who tries to hide all her poisonous attitudes behind pissweak redundant leftist combat politics. Then there's admin who baked his brain snorting baking soda decades ago and if someone sneezed within 5ft of him I swear the narly looking bean stick would snap.

If thats not bad enough theres the perpetual dronefest that is Frogrika who's only outstanding point is the tragedy of not being aware of how stupid and useless she is. Honestly, if that fucking meatbag had an ounce of self awareness she would realise performing a lobotomy on herself with a chainsaw would count as an upgrade.

Then theres Captain Creepy, Prowler, who in any other dimension on meeting people would be fed into a woodchipper after 5 minutes interaction.

May the Beuty be with you.
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@Fredricka @Jack @Lily @The Prowler @Admin.

BTW, if any of you fucking clowns want a character reference there it is. Put it in you CV/Resume it will be titled " The Honest bit". Or even better, tell me where you work and I'll send it to your HR department although the only reply likely will say, old news.
 
Cookie Monster said:
@Fredricka @Jack @Lily @The Prowler @Admin.

BTW, if any of you fucking clowns want a character reference there it is. Put it in you CV/Resume it will be titled " The Honest bit". Or even better, tell me where you work and I'll send it to your HR department although the only reply likely will say, old news.
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I suppose you think that was clever. What a silly little knob.
 
Cookie Monster said:
“ poisonous attitudes behind pissweak redundant leftist combat politics”
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Truly has to be the most delusional contribution from a colleague I have ever read herein, since Jan, 2020.

America descends into what the right claims the left was up to all along, while gaslighting their own hypocrisy and asking you to swallow it like a suicidal employee on a Barbiturate production line.

Only Cookie can deliver this level of num-num!
 
Blandscape said:
Truly has to be the most delusional contribution from a colleague I have ever read herein, since Jan, 2020.

America descends into what the right claims the left was up to all along, while gaslighting their own hypocrisy and asking you to swallow it like a suicidal employee on a Barbiturate production line.

Only Cookie can deliver this level of num-num!
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He is a piece of work. Still parsing it.
 
Cookie Monster said:
@Fredricka @Jack @Lily @The Prowler @Admin.

BTW, if any of you fucking clowns want a character reference there it is. Put it in you CV/Resume it will be titled " The Honest bit". Or even better, tell me where you work and I'll send it to your HR department although the only reply likely will say, old news.
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Sometimes when cookie touches himself, just like his mother never did, the ecstasy is too much.

Pheromones and neurology collide in a kaleidoscopic stench of a myopic misanthropic melee of male malevolence.

If anyone ever seen Cookie in the flesh, and I have had that horrifying pleasure, you would truly comprehend why he hates the world…so very much.

A man cannot carry that burden of self loathing, without transferring it to someone or something more easily marginalised. Isn’t that the reason we have a pedo in Chief, firmly ensconced in the White House.

With no responsibility comes no consequence.
 
Blandscape said:
Sometimes when cookie touches himself, just like his mother never did, the ecstasy is too much.

Pheromones and neurology collide in a kaleidoscopic stench of a myopic misanthropic melee of male malevolence.

If anyone ever seen Cookie in the flesh, and I have had that horrifying pleasure, you would truly comprehend why he hates the world…so very much.

A man cannot carry that burden of self loathing, without transferring it to someone or something more easily marginalised. Isn’t that the reason we have a pedo in Chief, firmly ensconced in the White House.

With no responsibility comes no consequence.
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I am aware you don't want to hear from people you agree with, but there is a person who doesn't agree with you and wants to chat. You're most welcome.


 
MrNiceGuy said:
Globalism is a very pretty way of saying no country will exist anymore to fight for their citizens.
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You live in a Country of Sold Men.

Sold on the idea that every idea and ideal that better men fought and died for, only resulted in a left wing conspiracy to create a communist state, while shutting yourself off from the true reality of your American Dream, a right wing fascist state.

Universal healthcare and Social Securities do not amount to a communist state, the west of the world has it.

Not communist, just common sense!

You were bought and sold for one man’s propagandist goals, such a parcel o’rogues in a nation.
 
Blandscape said:
You live in a Country of Sold Men.

Sold on the idea that every idea and ideal that better men fought and died for, only resulted in a left wing conspiracy to create a communist state, while shutting yourself off from the true reality of your American Dream, a right wing fascist state.

Universal healthcare and Social Securities do not amount to a communist state, the west of the world has it.

Not communist, just common sense!

You were bought and sold for one man’s propagandist goals, such a parcel o’rogues in a nation.
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You write like a substance abusing communal cheek spreader...
 
Frood said:
You write like a substance abusing communal cheek spreader...
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Compliment indeed coming from you.

When you stare needlessly once again into your own void, does your Da panic and click his fingers in front of your eyeballs repeatedly, as your Ma rushes to the sink for the pre-prepped basin of cold water and ice cubes, to throw over your bonce?
 
Blandscape said:
Compliment indeed coming from you.

When you stare needlessly once again into your own void, does your Da panic and click his fingers in front of your eyeballs repeatedly, as your Ma rushes to the sink for the pre-prepped basin of cold water and ice cubes, to throw over your bonce?
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Wouldn't know... me da carked it nearly 30 years ago.

You must have mummy and daddy issues...
 
Frood said:
Wouldn't know... me da carked it nearly 30 years ago.

You must have mummy and daddy issues...
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Running off with the waitress from WeightWatchers isn’t carking it…just common sense. Keep telling yourself you are loved Freud, if you feel it helps.

Cold Cold War therapy is the very boyo for you!
 
Blandscape said:
Yes that is your name!
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Do you really think that works, Blandy?

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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
 
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