Bastard Factory questions??

[Breakfall]

Promise me that you’ll fuck this @King Martini dropkick off in a fortnight? You’re a decent bloke, but you made a serious error in judgment by installing this fucking idiot into the fold. Marketing is a thing best left to the educated in that field.
Fuck him off. Thanking you in advance...

:Bump:

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

Dude....beer makes your sperm bitter. If you want a chick to swallow, get into some cider or spirit. Cum swallowing 101.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

Dude....beer makes your sperm bitter. If you want a chick to swallow, get into some cider or spirit. Cum swallowing 101.

Admin? Tell us, does beer make your guy’s yum yum taste bitter?

admin is the cock sucking pro so we should wait till he weighs in with his vast experience

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

Dude....beer makes your sperm bitter. If you want a chick to swallow, get into some cider or spirit. Cum swallowing 101.

I'm not gonna ask you how you know that.

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

Dude....beer makes your sperm bitter. If you want a chick to swallow, get into some cider or spirit. Cum swallowing 101.

I'm not gonna ask you how you know that.

Well let me divulge...

Back in my wild oats sowing dayZ, this chick wouldn’t swallow. I told her that I don’t go out with chicks that don’t swallow, particularly when I’m willing to get down and dirty and come out looking like a glazed donut. She said to drink something sweeter...and I have ever since. That’s that in a nutshell champ!

 

[Breakfall]

Who agreed with me that @King Martini is a total narcissistic fuckhead!?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin once admitted that drinking sperm straight out of a throbbing black cock makes him feel like a ninja turtle

Seriously

 

[Breakfall]

Admin once admitted that drinking sperm straight out of a throbbing black cock makes him feel like a ninja turtle

Seriously

Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa...ninja turtle!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

Dude....beer makes your sperm bitter. If you want a chick to swallow, get into some cider or spirit. Cum swallowing 101.

I'm not gonna ask you how you know that.

Well let me divulge...

Back in my wild oats sowing dayZ, this chick wouldn’t swallow. I told her that I don’t go out with chicks that don’t swallow, particularly when I’m willing to get down and dirty and come out looking like a glazed donut. She said to drink something sweeter...and I have ever since. That’s that in a nutshell champ!

Well, I must admit that back in my wild oats days I did blast a load or two into the soup coolers of a willing whore or two ... or so ... but I never gave it much thought after that.

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

Dude....beer makes your sperm bitter. If you want a chick to swallow, get into some cider or spirit. Cum swallowing 101.

I'm not gonna ask you how you know that.

Well let me divulge...

Back in my wild oats sowing dayZ, this chick wouldn’t swallow. I told her that I don’t go out with chicks that don’t swallow, particularly when I’m willing to get down and dirty and come out looking like a glazed donut. She said to drink something sweeter...and I have ever since. That’s that in a nutshell champ!

Well, I must admit that back in my wild oats days I did blast a load or two into the soup coolers of a willing whore or two ... or so ... but I never gave it much thought after that.

I had a chick that would take my load in her mouth and then run to the basin and spit it out! I gave her the flick...I won’t put up with foul behaviour!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I heard that admin has swallowed so much sperm that there are new species of human beings growing inside his small intestine.

shocking

 

[Breakfall]

@King Martini ...how’s this pedodos form though. Fair fucking dinkum, this cunt is the most useless sack of shit to grace @Bastard Factory ’s presence. Fucking little piss_ant wanker. @King Martini ...you don’t ever want to see me boy, I’ll fucking make you shit yourself weasel!

 

[The Countess]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

Dude....beer makes your sperm bitter. If you want a chick to swallow, get into some cider or spirit. Cum swallowing 101.

Pineapple. You’re welcome!

 

[Seamajor]

Will Stubby always be 24 donuts tall?

 

[Julia's eyes]

Will Stubby always be 24 donuts tall?

Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, there are two related questions in this
matter. The first is to what extent Seamajor has tried to enlarge his penis. The other is whether or not his shit fetish will become even more obvious in the years just ahead.

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck! I ran out of beer!

Dude....beer makes your sperm bitter. If you want a chick to swallow, get into some cider or spirit. Cum swallowing 101.

Pineapple. You’re welcome!

Why

Will Stubby always be 24 donuts tall?

Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, there are two related questions in this
matter. The first is to what extent Seamajor has tried to enlarge his penis. The other is whether or not his shit fetish will become even more obvious in the years just ahead.

Its already huge Homeboy. You’re new here, I can tell

 

[UncleDiLF]

Will Stubby always be 24 donuts tall?

Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, there are two related questions in this
matter. The first is to what extent Seamajor has tried to enlarge his penis. The other is whether or not his shit fetish will become even more obvious in the years just ahead.

Whoreson. Gtfo

 

[Bastard Factory]

you made a serious error in judgment by installing this fucking idiot into the fold.

Was a 1-2 week thing he and I did. Now done, but I have my reasons.

/thread

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd just like to point out that seamajor is a emo faggot child raping degenerate


carry on

 

[Admin.]

It's the little things in life, like living rent free in El Stubby's tiny Cabeza.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's the little things in life, like living rent free in El Stubby's tiny Cabeza.

But you still suck cock tho

 

[The Countess]

One thing I realized about forum MEMBERS. They are similar to adolescent kids when it comes to crying and whining. It takes a certain type to run a forum, and that type AINT me

 

[deport_liberals]

Promise me that you’ll fuck this @King Martini dropkick off in a fortnight? You’re a decent bloke, but you made a serious error in judgment by installing this fucking idiot into the fold. Marketing is a thing best left to the educated in that field.
Fuck him off. Thanking you in advance...

:Bump:

Only now you are recognising the full depth of your folly. The boards are lost and the influx of fortnite flamers shall soon begin.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Promise me that you’ll fuck this @King Martini dropkick off in a fortnight? You’re a decent bloke, but you made a serious error in judgment by installing this fucking idiot into the fold. Marketing is a thing best left to the educated in that field.
Fuck him off. Thanking you in advance...

:Bump:

Only now you are recognising the full depth of your folly. The boards are lost and the influx of fortnite flamers shall soon begin.

they're coming in droves

better upgrade the server hardware

 

[Julia's eyes]

Will Stubby always be 24 donuts tall?

Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, there are two related questions in this
matter. The first is to what extent Seamajor has tried to enlarge his penis. The other is whether or not his shit fetish will become even more obvious in the years just ahead.

Whoreson. Gtfo

Does your web-fingered mother still have that used condom of mine?

 

[Seamajor]

Will Stubby always be 24 donuts tall?

Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, there are two related questions in this
matter. The first is to what extent Seamajor has tried to enlarge his penis. The other is whether or not his shit fetish will become even more obvious in the years just ahead.

Whoreson. Gtfo

Does your web-fingered mother still have that used condom of mine?

Does your dad still pound you senseless?

 

[Breakfall]

you made a serious error in judgment by installing this fucking idiot into the fold.

Was a 1-2 week thing he and I did. Now done, but I have my reasons.

/thread

A bunch of piss_willy little lamers won’t bring the desired traffic. So I reported one of his posts, so that you could see the gutless little angles this wimp pulls. Re: 2 years and a Rolex.
The fuckhead is a weasel, the move to place him in his current position blew me a-fucking-way. I’m one of your biggest supporters on Bastard Factory and shall continue to do so. I shall await his removal after his time has elapsed.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

you made a serious error in judgment by installing this fucking idiot into the fold.

Was a 1-2 week thing he and I did. Now done, but I have my reasons.

/thread

A bunch of piss_willy little lamers won’t bring the desired traffic. So I reported one of his posts, so that you could see the gutless little angles this wimp pulls. Re: 2 years and a Rolex.
The fuckhead is a weasel, the move to place him in his current position blew me a-fucking-way. I’m one of your biggest supporters on Bastard Factory and shall continue to do so. I shall await his removal after his time has elapsed.

Repetitive drool spreaders like admin are far worse to a forum's health than Martini.

At least Martini can confine his drivel to the appropriate areas of the forum

 

[Breakfall]

One thing I realized about forum MEMBERS. They are similar to adolescent kids when it comes to crying and whining. It takes a certain type to run a forum, and that type AINT me

You’re confusing my integrity with his post-pubescent angst. After all, he’s your pal whom dresses up as a girl on a largely male teenager gaming site such as Fortnite. Not too much to figure out there!