Long Unbroken Turd
A Cheeky Ballad of Old Admin
(Verse 1)
In a hamlet by the river, where the gossip flows like wine,
Lived old Admin, spry and saucy, with a twinkle in his shine.
His beard was white as winter, but his spirit young and bold,
Known for blowing folks away with the tales that he told.
(Chorus)
Oh, the long unbroken turd, it rolls through years of glee,
Admin’s life’s a saucy saga, wild and fancy-free.
With a wink and wicked chuckle, he’d never be deterred,
He left his mark on history, that long unbroken turd.
(Verse 2)
Old Admin had a talent, oh, he’d make the townsfolk blush,
He’d sidle up with stories, give their hearts a naughty rush.
“Life’s too short for boredom,” he’d declare with roguish flair,
His oral skills were legendary, left ‘em gasping in their chairs.
(Chorus)
Oh, the long unbroken turd, it rolls through years of glee,
Admin’s life’s a saucy saga, wild and fancy-free.
With a wink and wicked chuckle, he’d never be deterred,
He left his mark on history, that long unbroken turd.
(Verse 3)
The lads would gather ‘round him, by the tavern’s cozy glow,
He’d spin a yarn of passion, with a huff and puff to show.
“Keep it lively, keep it loving,” was his motto, loud and clear,
And his breathless reputation? It was music to their ears.
(Bridge)
Now, that turd’s a cheeky symbol, don’t you snicker, don’t you frown,
It’s Admin’s life, unbroken, never letting folks down.
From dusk till dawn he’d blow through town, with charm that never waned,
His heart was big, his humor bigger, and his legacy’s unstained.
(Verse 4)
Now Admin’s knees are creaky, and his pace is mighty slow,
But ask him for a quick one, and his eyes still spark and glow.
He’ll raise a pint and cackle, “I’ve still got some tricks, my friend!”
And the village roars with laughter, for his talents never end.
(Chorus)
Oh, the long unbroken turd, it rolls through years of glee,
Admin’s life’s a saucy saga, wild and fancy-free.
With a wink and wicked chuckle, he’d never be deterred,
He left his mark on history, that long unbroken turd.
(Outro)
So toast to old man Admin, with his naughty, joyful ways,
He lived for love and laughter, brightening all his days.
His tale’s a long, unbroken line, with mischief as its word,
Here’s to the king of blowin’, and that long unbroken turd!
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