Bastard Factory: The Sitcom--Pilot Episode

[Holliday 3000]

A band of iggys

 

[Seamajor]

You're boring me now, zzzzz

I understand. The truth is a bitch.

 

[Fredricka]

I understand. The truth is a bitch.

No, I just thought I'd get in there and say it first, I beat you to it. Lolz

 

[Seamajor]

 

[Seamajor]

Do you have a headache?

 

[Fredricka]

Do you have a headache?

I'll talk to doctor whinezer if I do, not you

 

[Holliday 3000]

 

[Fredricka]

Unavailable :(

 

[Holliday 3000]

Unavailable :(

 

[Seamajor]

I'll talk to doctor whinezer if I do, not you

A Vet would work

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

A Vet would work

ZING!!

 

[The Cuntess]

ADMIN: I am not looking for any underage kids.

FLEA: Why do you sound like your hard drive should be investigated?


Bwah hahahaha!!!

 

[X]

Wow was that ever a waste of bandwidth

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Bastard is drunk, playing online blackjack.

Flynn storms in.

FLYNN: Your studio is collapsing.

I slapped my leg so hard it reminded me of the times I've slapped you, Flynn.

"Everyone slowly turns toward Bastard Factory, who is now attempting to light a cigar with a scented candle."

Haaaaa hahahahahaaa...


SSS
- Overall: 8.5/10

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Also, please move every YT video in this thread somewhere else, BF, when you're not tapping the automated dealer for another card while loosely holding 19...


SSS
- Shit, I've done that before when the dealer's showing a K.

 

[Fredricka]

Also, please move every YT video in this thread somewhere else, BF, when you're not tapping the automated dealer for another card while loosely holding 19...


SSS
- Shit, I've done that before when the dealer's showing a K.

Leave the u tubes alone, nerd