Bastard Faktory Hits and runs ...Mega LOL's

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here we will document the moaRr funnier moments of butt-hurt, I will mine the gems and gather them here for your personal amusement ...

''Fat Alberticus''





- George from Pizza Hut gets credit for that nugget directed @ Alticuss

 

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Here we have the running joke that there is a 'rule' around here regarding unfavorable content, it's right there in the title ffs ahhhhh but you see, when you're dick level height you run amok with no one noticing I suppose

Another gem

https://bastardfactory.net/threads/...for-protection-around-here.13189/#post-793173

there is no rule.... hear that !!
it's bullshit

 

[Blurt]

Who boxed your ass, Bro?

Is it because yer from Tronna?

I bet it is.

 

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Who boxed your ass, Bro?

Is it because yer from Tronna?

I bet it is.

C'est que ce francais ??
Hi'ya bud
.... I Xposed Braek and git locked fer et ..


do you know Celine Dion ?? I wanted to bang her back in the day but she said no

 

[Blurt]

I don't know La Céline, no, but I've been told I have a passing resemblance to her now deceased hubby/manager.

Not a compliment, as far as I'm concerned.

 

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I don't know La Céline, no, but I've been told I have a passing resemblance to her now deceased hubby/manager.

Not a compliment, as far as I'm concerned.

LOL yoo poor fellow, he wasn't the hammsomest fer sure ... fuck et ... tell the sayers to suck a goat prolapse

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Hi X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Hola X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Hello X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Howdy X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Aloha X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

What up, X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Ello X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Allo X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Heddo X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Heya, X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

What up, X!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

What's shakin' X!

 

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[Blazor]

C'est que ce francais ??
Hi'ya bud
.... I Xposed Braek and git locked fer et ..


do you know Celine Dion ?? I wanted to bang her back in the day but she said no

The song my Dad wanted at his funeral.

I "think" it got played.

I made damn sure to play Freebird, cranked, on the way to grave site, and when it was over I took my top off, and super cranked it lol. Family smiled, cause thats what my Dad also wanted played, and the funeral home wouldnt do it.

 

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The song my Dad wanted at his funeral.

I "think" it got played.

I made damn sure to play Freebird, cranked, on the way to grave site, and when it was over I took my top off, and super cranked it lol. Family smiled, cause thats what my Dad also wanted played, and the funeral home wouldnt do it.

nice !
we played The Stones.. can't git no Satty, the tears flowed.. the rest is insanity ..but my Shrink says it's okay to go insane... just don't forget to come back so that's where I'm @ ...le sigh

 

[Blazor]

nice !
we played The Stones.. can't git no Satty, the tears flowed.. the rest is insanity ..but my Shrink says it's okay to go insane... just don't forget to come back so that's where I'm @ ...le sigh

Hell yeah.

Perhaps us Bastards are the only sane ones in an insane world.

 

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HA HA new joke alert

Thread Title was changed https://bastardfactory.net/threads/...for-protection-around-here.13189/#post-793376

BUT !! allowed to continue WITH the same flavor ...

funnier yet is my reference was REMOVED yet micro-naughts remains

 

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ha ha ha ha who would have thought old Swampy had anything in 'er other than dust

My cock is so big, but does it feel the same as a little or normal-sized cock?

''Go and feel a few other cocks and find out.''


Granted, the Prowler burgles bum holes but still ! did he deserve that ?


make shure you ask nicely before you feel the big black ones

 

[The Prowler]

ha ha ha ha who would have thought old Swampy had anything in 'er other than dust


''Go and feel a few other cocks and find out.''


Granted, the Prowler burgles bum holes but still ! did he deserve that ?


make shure you ask nicely before you feel the big black ones

And look who is standing at the front of the line.

Shocking!!

 

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And look who is standing at the front of the line.

Shocking!!

LOL

''Go and feel a few other cocks and find out.''

 

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I don't intend to anger any of the reciepients of these zingers like I did the Prowler I assure you, this thread is meant as as showcase for some of our moar comedic members

 

[Blazor]

Feeling like a kid today, pouring rain outside too, so stuck inside. I jus ate corndogs, frenchy fries, an ice cream bar, and some Mallow Cups, lulz. Damn munchies are strong lol. All the dancin' 'roun' the fire las' night! hahaha

 

[Seamajor]

I don't intend to anger any of the reciepients of these zingers like I did the Prowler I assure you, this thread is meant as as showcase for some of our moar comedic members

Almost like real food. A feast for an okie.

 

[Cookie Monster]

So where is Prince Overbite or has he flounced of in a huffy?