Because Of The Government Shitdown...

[George from Pizza Hut]

Awww, diddums!

Would you like a tissew for your issew?

No, but I could use another post from you outlining the many ways to send you money.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Well, yeah, my name isn't Lily.

Do you think she would eat the bread before she got a chance to send it?

 

[The Question]

No, but I could use another post from you outlining the many ways to send you money.

 

[Fredricka]

Also, how can Danny put me in his rotten cornfield after I not only donated but gave him advice on living off the land too? Thanks to me he had toasted cactus for breakfast this morning

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Do you think she would eat the bread before she got a chance to send it?

Sorry to break it to you, the "bread" wouldn't get past the flour stage as Miss Pac-Man would have eaten everything up in the fields like an apocalyptic swarm of locusts.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Also, how can Danny put me in his rotten cornfield after I not only donated but gave him advice on living off the land too? Thanks to me he had toasted cactus for breakfast this morning

One of the thing I love most about you Thread is your generosity and humanitarian efforts.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Because we might just forget you are in dire straights as told by your 563 posts regarding the many ways to flush some hard earned money down the proverbial toilet.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Sorry to break it to you, the "bread" wouldn't get past the flour stage as Miss Pac-Man would have eaten everything up in the fields like an apocalyptic swarm of locusts.

Im getting Jurassic World Dominion flashbacks.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Im getting Jurassic World Dominion flashbacks.

 

[The Question]

Because we might just forget you are in dire straights as told by your 563 posts regarding the many ways to flush some hard earned money down the proverbial toilet.

There ya go. Doesn't it just feel better to not lie?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

There ya go. Doesn't it just feel better to not lie?

We've given you over $500 in the last day. Why are you still complaining? Fredricka is taking your ungrateful attitude really hard.

 

[Fredricka]

Are we supposed to start thinking numbers is good looking with all these Brad pit gifs? Not gonna happen mate, we remember the toad

 

[The Question]

We've given you over $500 in the last day.

Aw. It's cute that you think there's still a point to the lying. Can't tell me where ya sent it to, though.

The trick to telling a lie well is plausibility. This one is too easy to verify or falsify. That's where ya bungled it.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Not quite the bit I meant, but if the shoe fits i guess.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Are we supposed to start thinking numbers is good looking with all these Brad pit gifs? Not gonna happen mate, we remember the toad

He looks like an extra from The Simpsons.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Aw. It's cute that you think there's still a point to the lying. Can't tell me where ya sent it to, though.

The trick to telling a lie well is plausibility. This one is too easy to verify or falsify. That's where ya bungled it.

You mean your Venmo isn't:

SendMeMoneyAndISwearIllGetAJob@Hotmail.com

 

[The Question]

'Haw.' The man said. 'A gut-buster. A comedian. Wait'll I loosen my belt."

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Not quite the bit I meant, but if the shoe fits i guess.

Yeah, I just thought this was a good representation...many of us have seen that here.

 

[The Question]

Here's my checking account #:

420699118008135

 

[ESAD TIA]

Yeah, I just thought this was a good representation...many of us have seen that here.

I was gutted, it was a total pile of shit, im a bit of a JP mark and even I cant rewatch that one.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Here's my checking account #:

420699118008135

Is that the routing or bank account #?

C'mon numbers! I thought you wanted some money.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I was gutted, it was a total pile of shit, im a bit of a JP mark and even I cant rewatch that one.

After the first several they turned into money grabs.

 

[The Question]

Is that the routing or bank account #?

Yes!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Yes!

Which one is it? For an ACH deposit I need both numbers.

 

[ESAD TIA]

After the first several they turned into money grabs.

It's true they milked it to fuck but even JP 2 & 3 by most metrics are shit films but still I can watch them time to time like some kind of guilty pleasure, also the first JW with Chris Pratt was the best on since the first but the rest are just plain awful.

 

[The Question]

Which one is it? For an ACH deposit I need both numbers.

Okay, okay, I was just playin'. Here's the routing #:

8675309

 

[Master Pu]

No, Fred, which is why I'm asking. Can you point me in the right direction?

^^What Pickles says to his wife twice a year.
*BOOM*

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

It's true they milked it to fuck but even JP 2 & 3 by most metrics are shit films but still I can watch them time to time like some kind of guilty pleasure, also the first JW with Chris Pratt was the best on since the first but the rest are just plain awful.

The only money grab titles that are worth a shit in the sequel world would be:

*Star Wars
*Indiana Jones
*Die Hard
*Blade (the first one was the worst imo...Stephen Dorff was just awful as Deacon Frost)
*The Matrix
*Rocky

I'm sure I've missed some, but those are just off the top of my pointy little head.

 

[ESAD TIA]

The only money grab titles that are worth a shit in the sequel world would be:

*Star Wars
*Indiana Jones
*Die Hard
*Blade (the first one was the worst imo...Stephen Dorff was just awful as Deacon Frost)
*The Matrix
*Rocky

I'm sure I've missed some, but those are just off the top of my pointy little head.

I did like the hobbit trilogy after LotR

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Okay, okay, I was just playin'. Here's the routing #:

8675309

Wow! Look at this guy.

Okay, you've been a good sport. My husband doesn't like you because you wear dirty tank-tops, but he's agreed to flip you $50. This is my husband wanting to help you and doesn't even know you. Look how much love you get out here!

Okay. Just need your Social Security number as my very generous hubby wants to use this as a tax write off.