Because Of The Government Shitdown...

[George from Pizza Hut]

Motherfucker sounds worst than Blandscape...oh shit did I just say that?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Aye, you bring up a good and strong point. Who am I to judge someone because they sound retarded? I know it, you can't help sounding like that daft cunt, Aryan. But, because of your tremendous courage, I get why this IS such a problem for him. Good God man, when I listened to your first Vocaroo, I was terrified, and petrified. I didn't know what manner of creature I was listening to. I had never read anything on any Cryotoids sounding like a zombie.

Mate, are you sure you can't just start enunciating your words a little better?

Do you think maybe a dental dam might help?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

No im British i cussed about myself several times, self deprecation is a nation pass time.

Be honest...do you wear a helmet?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Be honest...do you wear a helmet?

No but I have one, doesn't go on my head though.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I reckon you'd be a Mitchell with that voice

Truth is voice recordings are weird it only sounds like 60-70% like i sound in person.

 

[Fredricka]

I was about to welcome Phil Mitchell to the board...

Is he even still alive?

He was last time I watched it

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Why do you continue to cuss at me?

What did I do?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Why do you continue to cuss at me?

What did I do?

I haven't cussed at you.... yet.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Truth is voice recordings are weird it only sounds like 60-70% like i sound in person.

So you sound 50 times worse in person?

 

[Fredricka]

Motherfucker sounds worst than Blandscape...oh shit did I just say that?

That's very insulting George from Pizza Hut, I hope he aims some suitable cockney rhyming slang your way now

 

[ESAD TIA]

So you sound 50 times worse in person?

Precisely.. who am I kidding i sound like a fucking eastenders extra FML :(

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I haven't cussed at you.... yet.

Fair play, mate.

Fair play.

You're a good chap, even if you do sound like a pile of hot coals after they get splashed by some water.

I will say this, you have way more stones than that pansy Aryan.

 

[ESAD TIA]

 

[ESAD TIA]

I wonder if I report them it will get re routed to BF inbox.

 

[Adam Hitler]

George from Pizza Hut hasn't even heard me talk but is still proclaiming that I sound like a "daft cunt"....



At least the Brit slang is rubbing off on ol' salty flaps haha.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

That's very insulting George from Pizza Hut, I hope he aims some suitable cockney rhyming slang your way now

WTF?

That was mean, even for you. What the hell did I do?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Precisely.. who am I kidding i sound like a fucking eastenders extra FML :(

What does that mean? See, I can't tell if you're being serious or making fun of me.

I am sad.

 

[ESAD TIA]

What does that mean? See, I can't tell if you're being serious or making fun of me.

I am sad.

Well you haven't made me sad yet ripping the piss out of me, pull your socks up George from Pizza Hut your made of firmer stuff than that...

I was still just taking the piss out of me..

 

[Fredricka]

WTF?

That was mean, even for you. What the hell did I do?

You said he sounded worse than blandscape, we all know how bad that is. Why don't you just knee him in the nuts, it would hurt less

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fair play, mate.

Fair play.

You're a good chap, even if you do sound like a pile of hot coals after they get splashed by some water.

I will say this, you have way more stones than that pansy Aryan.

Ok, Fran fucking Dresher... do a vocaroo that doesn't glitch out and make you sound like a jewish banshee on hippy crack and perhaps I will do one.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Thanks!

That reminds me. I reported your voice to the World War Crimes Tribunal.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fair play, mate.

Fair play.

You're a good chap, even if you do sound like a pile of hot coals after they get splashed by some water.

I will say this, you have way more stones than that pansy Aryan.

You do talk, act and behave like a fella though.

What's the script with that?

Are the horror stories about the infamous "bulge" legit? I thought it was just a BF urban myth.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Well you haven't made me sad yet ripping the piss out of me, pull your socks up George from Pizza Hut your made of firmer stuff than that...

I was still just taking the piss out of me..

I have not been ripping at you. I treat you waaay better than Aryan and @Jack .

 

[ESAD TIA]

Thanks!

That reminds me. I reported your voice to the World War Crimes Tribunal.

Well somebody had to do it, im glad you did right by our community.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I have not been ripping at you. I treat you waaay better than Aryan and @Jack .

You said I sound worse than Glandscrape, a profound insult around these here parts.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You said he sounded worse than blandscape, we all know how bad that is. Why don't you just knee him in the nuts, it would hurt less

Holy shit!

What has gotten into you? I was just simply stating what everyone was already thinking...be honest you were like, "Thank God Blandcape isn't posting Vocaroo's too!"

Seriously. I thought only those kinds of things were reserved for like prying info from foreign spies and such. Those two voices prattling on for over an hour at the same time near a coastline could wipe out 50% of the marine life that resides there.

 

[The Question]

Well somebody had to do it, im glad you did right by our community.

Wheel never stops turnin', Badger.

 

[Fredricka]

Holy shit!

What has gotten into you? I was just simply stating what everyone was already thinking...be honest you were like, "Thank God Blandcape isn't posting Vocaroo's too!"

Seriously. I thought only those kinds of things were reserved for like prying info from foreign spies and such. Those two voices prattling on for over an hour at the same time near a coastline could wipe out 50% of the marine life that resides there.

George from Pizza Hut, you know you liked esads voice, come on

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You said I sound worse than Glandscrape, a profound insult around these here parts.

Okay. Well, you got me on that one.

Your head doesn't look like a sunburned penis does it?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Wheel never stops turnin', Badger.

What's your PayPal info again?

I have some change left over from a Dutch Brother's run, would you like me to send it to you?