Being the sexiest troll alive…

Breakfall

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Im actually not that shallow. Sure…I can have any woman I want. But…I just want people to love me for my personality. I choose my friends wisely and I don’t suffer fools gladly.
 
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Breakfall

Breakfall

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Aboriginal born of blackness,
An old man hobbling,
Leans on his gnarled stick wobbling,
Looks into his bitter brew and gives it a stir…
His world begins to spin…
As he gulps down another year.

Circa ‘94 Breakfall

A portion of excellence.
 

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When I tried to poetry while high I usually ended up with something like:

Gums all sticky
Smack-glick-smack
I'm dusty dammit...
Gimme a drink.

Cottonmouth was worse than any other writer's block.
 
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I speak to her older sister a lot….my aunt. She’s patient and loving. I wish I could sponsor her into Australia. She is a Roman Catholic minister and I’m an agnostic atheist. Strangely enough….we really get along well. She even forgave me when I wrote a poem about Jesus being a bisexual rockstar on Facebook….

Lol…people thought someone hacked my account!
 

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Breaky who is that ugly arse ginger cunt you are using as an avatar.
 
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You need to wipe the shit out of your eyes if you thought that I was a ginger braah. That’s light brown. 6 year old Breakfall.
 

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Oh, don't pick on the poor lad.
He seems a bit sensitive about it.
At least he's more of a Weasley ginger, not a Lucille Ball full-on redhead.
I know right.

It's good he's not to sensitive about it or he might go change his avatar and pretend it never happened :LOL3:
 

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Why the fuck would I care if I was a ginger or not? All I’m saying is that my hair is dark. Look a bit closer.
I dunno mang.

If ya hair was that ginger when you was a kid.And now you're claiming it's a drak brown,one might start to think that you started to dye it to hide the fact that you're a ginger.

It's ok dude,ginger people are people too-honest.

You have a soul,right ?
 
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I dunno mang.

If ya hair was that ginger when you was a kid.And now you're claiming it's a drak brown,one might start to think that you started to dye it to hide the fact that you're a ginger.

It's ok dude,ginger people are people too-honest.

You have a soul,right ?
The only thing I’ve ever put in my hair is lemon juice braaah when I was younger to get blonde streaks. I don’t dye nor ever will. Ginger….lol.
 

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It's ok dude,ginger people are people too-honest.

You have a soul,right ?

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