Black Sarcophagus Juice

[Bastard Factory]

Thousands sign petition to drink the Sarcophagus Juice In "some sort of carbonated energy drink."​

"A mysterious black sarcophagus was pried open in Alexandria, Egypt on

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amid intense social media debate over whether opening the vessel would unleash an ancient curse on the Earth.

While the jury is still out on any potential plagues, there has been at least one observable — and rather strange — side effect from the sarcophagus' opening. Namely, a

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signed by nearly 20,000 people who wish to drink the mysterious liquid discovered inside the tomb.

Photos of the gruesome scene found inside the sarcophagus spread quickly online after archaeologists pried open the 30-ton sarcophagus, revealing three decomposed bodies floating in an unidentified red juice. Netizens around the world quickly began speculating about what the substance could be, with many jumping to the outlandish conclusion that the liquid might possess magical healing powers".

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[offwidthe]

I'd try it.

 

[Gyroscope]

Probably not sewage if it was only found in the sarcophagus. My money's on it being corpse juice. Delicious.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’d like to know what happens to the people who drink it, either death or superpowers.

 

[Grimmy]

I’m going in the middle just epic disease.

 

[Gyroscope]

Is corpse juice safe to consume? Like, is it edible? Will it make you sick/kill you? Gag.

 

[Grimmy]

It’s edible in the sense you can put it in your mouth and swallow it? But I’m guessing that would be about as treacherous as going down into your local sewer and drinking a few pints of sewer “juice”.

 

[THROB]

It is time. Bring the sarcophagus juice.

 

[KiNG$LEY♛]

HUMAN RATS
No wonder we have a global pandemic.
These people should be euthanized for the better health of the planet.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

being filthy rich and having impeccable taste , I drink mine a bit chunky with a bottle of Evian

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

"I drank sarcophagus juice and alI I got was this shitty covid"

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I wish I still had a picture of a bathtub suicide that wasn't found for months. Man, it's juices filled the tub and its skin was just loose tissue floating in it.

I'm surprised human fluids like that last so fucking long. How did the puddle not dry up over the centuries? Amazing. Humans aren't as invincible as cockroaches but at least our fluids may linger in dark places as long as those bugs live. Unless of course they drink it up when they find it...




SSS
- Learned something new.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I wish I still had a picture of a bathtub suicide that wasn't found for months. Man, it's juices filled the tub and its skin was just loose tissue floating in it.

I'm surprised human fluids like that last so fucking long. How did the puddle not dry up over the centuries? Amazing. Humans aren't as invincible as cockroaches but at least our fluids may linger in dark places as long as those bugs live. Unless of course they drink it up when they find it...




SSS
- Learned something new.

This one ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Gotta straw?




SSS
- Preferably one from MacDonald's.

 

[Big Sexy]

I’m surprised the Chinese aren’t mass producing this yet.