I see a red fence and I want it painted black.

[Larry Loungelizard]

Didn't you attend DeVry Testicle Institute?

No, that was my evil twin, Barry Barfly.

 

[The Question]

No, that was my evil twin, Barry Barfly.

Has he got the regulation-mandated Evil Twin Goatee® ?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No, that was my evil twin, Barry Barfly.

I thought you did voice overs for mattress commercials.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Has he got the regulation-mandated Evil Twin Goatee® ?

Exactly, with the slightly gray bottom part.

 

[The Question]

Exactly, with the slightly gray bottom part.

Oh, that goes well with the 'greying at the temples' look. Is he going for the full General Zod thing, y'think?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I thought you did voice overs for mattress commercials.

No, that is my cousin, Donnie Dingleberry.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Oh, that goes well with the 'greying at the temples' look. Is he going for the full General Zod thing, y'think?

He crushes that look.

 

[The Question]

No, that is my cousin, Donnie Dingleberry.

So supervillainy runs in your family, does it?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

So supervillainy runs in your family, does it?

I'm the nice guy. The rest of them are turds.

 

[The Question]

I'm the nice guy. The rest of them are turds.

I suppose that'd make you the black sheep of the family. Or... well, in a family of supervillains, perhaps you'd be the white sheep.

 

[Lily]

Mexico has no fucking say over it. Which is obvious. But nooo... seditionists are too fucking stupid to realize that.

They do have a say on the Mexican side of the fence.

How do you not know this?

 

[The Question]

They do have a say on the Mexican side of the fence.

It's not in their territory. They have no more say over that wall than they have over the U.S./Canadian border.

I know that, in your pro-Mexico fantasies, Mexico owns the entire planet -- but in the real world, they don't. No lo siento.

 

[The Question]

I'm the nice guy. The rest of them are turds.

I've tried my hand at supervillainy; whenever I visit a Christian's house, I take a pocketful of Legos with me to scatter lightly across their bedroom floor.

 

[Lily]

I hate to say it, but that post about Mexico not allowing contractors on "their" side of the wall is totally false. According to Google AI the wall lies from several feet to a few miles inside America so it won't be any issue to paint it. Point, Trump.

Fuck.

Depends where on the wall you are. Sometimes it's got a Mexican side too.

There is a Mexican painter that is painting murals on the Mexican side.

How does paint it harder to cross over?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I've tried my hand at supervillainy; whenever I visit a Christian's house, I take a pocketful of Legos with me to scatter lightly across their bedroom floor.

You are truly evil.


I admire you.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Depends where on the wall you are. Sometimes it's got a Mexican side too.

There is a Mexican painter that is painting murals on the Mexican side.

How does paint it harder to cross over?

Its the "logic" coming from the White House. No further explanation necessary.

 

[Lily]

It's not in their territory. They have no more say over that wall than they have over the U.S./Canadian border.

I know that, in your pro-Mexico fantasies, Mexico owns the entire planet -- but in the real world, they don't. No lo siento.

You have shit for brains.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Oh, c'mon, @Lily his lego prank is awesome.

 

[Lily]

Its the "logic" coming from the White House. No further explanation necessary.

It's fuckin' retarded and only retards blindly defend this retardation.

'Murica!!! Love it in a retarded way!!!

 

[The Question]

You have shit for brains.

 

[Admin.]

Surely this will eliminate waste fraud and abuse!

 

[Admin.]

The black paint will eliminate that.

 

[Dove]

Barbie Homeland lends a woman’s touch to border wall decor.

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Because people who walked a thousand miles through a desert carrying babies are scared of black fences, or something.

Go rest your skin on blacktop after a few hours of the sun beating down on it.

 

[Lily]

Go rest your skin on blacktop after a few hours of the sun beating down on it.

So then they'll just cross after dark. Or they'll use gloves...

But why do this at all when border crossing are at historic lows? Or at least that's what they say.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

So then they'll just cross after dark. Or they'll use gloves...

But why do this at all when border crossing are at historic lows? Or at least that's what they say.

Its a jobs creation program for painters. The local unions are high fiving each other.

 

[Lily]

Its a jobs creation program for painters. The local unions are high fiving each other.

And a billion dollars for some corporate donor to pay for this unneeded paint.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

And a billion dollars for some corporate donor to pay for this unneeded paint.

DING, DING, DING!!! We have a winner.

 

[Admin.]

And a billion dollars for some corporate donor to pay for this unneeded paint.

It’s all about the grift, the paint job the concentration camps, I’m actually surprised Trump hasn’t contracted Blackwater* Mercenaries for brown people kidnapping

*Or whatever Trump pal Eric Prince calls his private army these days

 

[Admin.]

It’s all about the grift, the paint job the concentration camps, I’m actually surprised Trump hasn’t contracted Blackwater* Mercenaries for brown people kidnapping

*Or whatever Trump pal Eric Prince calls his private army these days

Maybe they are using mercs, that would explain the lack of identification and the masks

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Haliburton stock is up lately. Just mentioning it for reasons.