Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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...all pedo related insinuations made against or for certain individuals will cease at approximately 12:01 am on June 1st. After that time, any and all remarks using children and sex levied at someone will be swifty dealt with.
1st Offense: Having to reread Lotusbutt's entire posting history. Any vomiting or upchucking is automatically a one year ban.
2nd Offense: Having to tell @jack in public that you truly "believe" one of his many lies or/and fabrications. Believing anything @jack says is grounds for permanent expulsion.
3rd Offense: Volunteering your time in Oregon doing outreach by explaining to the hobos that a serial cock sucker is on the loose and that he's targeting them. You'll be told to just save those you can.
4th Offense: Having to join The Blue Cashew for a year, and accumulate over 1k posts during that time without getting banned for making fun of DKG's wig and size 2 feet (That's in women size).
5th Offense: Corporal punishment. You will be forced to change out BEnzo's colostomy bag with nothing more than your teeth. When you finish that task/lunch you then will put two coats of Turtle Wax on his 1930's Polio era wheelchair.
6th Offense: Having to fly out to see Alticus at his mom's single wide trailer, and catalogue his vast porn collection by genre, date, and rating.
7th Offense: Giving Cookie Monster a haircut without wearing any Hazmat Gear.
8th Offense: Forced to look at Murdy nude for 60 minutes straight. Any fainting or seizures is an automatic lifetime ban.
9th Offense: Help the cadaver dogs find Diego.
10th Offense: Watching Iggy Mclulz make love to a hot air balloon with a "beautiful soul."
11th Offense: Giving realgrimm a sponge bath.
12th Offense: Bench Press Lily. Failure to do so will result in a permanent ban.
13th Offense: Receive a phone call from Bastard Factory himself on a Sunday morning. If the call is routed to voice-mail or is bitch buttoned, a forever ban will automatically ensue.
14th Offense: Losing via pin fall to Biggie Smiles at the main event at Extreme Dwarf Wrestling.
15th Offense: Having to physically act out all of SSS's sexual fantasies.
16th Offense: Spend a day with Fred being Muslim in Iran with a bomb strapped to your back.
17th Offense: Try to explain to Reggie_Essent why women don't like being referred to as, "Bitches."
18th Offense: Give a lesson about the Birds and the Bees to Holliday using only a spatula and a silver dollar.
19th Offense: Washing Joe's back with a luffa pad.
20th Offense: Come forward admitting that you too were molested by Admin.
1st Offense: Having to reread Lotusbutt's entire posting history. Any vomiting or upchucking is automatically a one year ban.
2nd Offense: Having to tell @jack in public that you truly "believe" one of his many lies or/and fabrications. Believing anything @jack says is grounds for permanent expulsion.
3rd Offense: Volunteering your time in Oregon doing outreach by explaining to the hobos that a serial cock sucker is on the loose and that he's targeting them. You'll be told to just save those you can.
4th Offense: Having to join The Blue Cashew for a year, and accumulate over 1k posts during that time without getting banned for making fun of DKG's wig and size 2 feet (That's in women size).
5th Offense: Corporal punishment. You will be forced to change out BEnzo's colostomy bag with nothing more than your teeth. When you finish that task/lunch you then will put two coats of Turtle Wax on his 1930's Polio era wheelchair.
6th Offense: Having to fly out to see Alticus at his mom's single wide trailer, and catalogue his vast porn collection by genre, date, and rating.
7th Offense: Giving Cookie Monster a haircut without wearing any Hazmat Gear.
8th Offense: Forced to look at Murdy nude for 60 minutes straight. Any fainting or seizures is an automatic lifetime ban.
9th Offense: Help the cadaver dogs find Diego.
10th Offense: Watching Iggy Mclulz make love to a hot air balloon with a "beautiful soul."
11th Offense: Giving realgrimm a sponge bath.
12th Offense: Bench Press Lily. Failure to do so will result in a permanent ban.
13th Offense: Receive a phone call from Bastard Factory himself on a Sunday morning. If the call is routed to voice-mail or is bitch buttoned, a forever ban will automatically ensue.
14th Offense: Losing via pin fall to Biggie Smiles at the main event at Extreme Dwarf Wrestling.
15th Offense: Having to physically act out all of SSS's sexual fantasies.
16th Offense: Spend a day with Fred being Muslim in Iran with a bomb strapped to your back.
17th Offense: Try to explain to Reggie_Essent why women don't like being referred to as, "Bitches."
18th Offense: Give a lesson about the Birds and the Bees to Holliday using only a spatula and a silver dollar.
19th Offense: Washing Joe's back with a luffa pad.
20th Offense: Come forward admitting that you too were molested by Admin.
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