Can you imagine having to sex with Poark?

Biggie Smiles

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It’s gotta be like laying face down on partially filled water mattress



king size

shudders
 

The Prowler

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Okay.

That made me physically sick.

The Leaker's post are bad enough.

But I actually just imagined her.

Nude.

It is not something I should have done.

I will be back in a few days. Hopefully.
 

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She was probably hot back when she was a pubescent maiden like Natalie Portman in that Hitman movie Levon's alter-ego liked to watch two or three times a week back in the day.

Females from Lily's particular genetic strain of Texas white girl tend to be extremely attractive when young girls, but after popping out a kid or two they balloon up exponentially and get on the waiting list for a "My 600 Pound Life" episode.
 

Lokmar

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She was probably hot back when she was a pubescent maiden like Natalie Portman in that Hitman movie Levon's alter-ego liked to watch two or three times a week back in the day.

Females from Lily's particular genetic strain of Texas white girl tend to be extremely attractive when young girls, but after popping out a kid or two they balloon up exponentially and get on the waiting list for a "My 600 Pound Life" episode.
I'm positive her toxic personality is way worse of a turn off than her girth.
 

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She was probably hot back when she was a pubescent maiden like Natalie Portman in that Hitman movie Levon's alter-ego liked to watch two or three times a week back in the day.

Females from Lily's particular genetic strain of Texas white girl tend to be extremely attractive when young girls, but after popping out a kid or two they balloon up exponentially and get on the waiting list for a "My 600 Pound Life" episode.

Either her metabolism is in reverse or she guzzles down 5000 calories on a daily basis.
 

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She was probably hot back when she was a pubescent maiden like Natalie Portman in that Hitman movie Levon's alter-ego liked to watch two or three times a week back in the day.

Females from Lily's particular genetic strain of Texas white girl tend to be extremely attractive when young girls, but after popping out a kid or two they balloon up exponentially and get on the waiting list for a "My 600 Pound Life" episode.
I'm positive her toxic personality is way worse of a turn off than her girth.
Years ago, a member of our community called uobeseloads postulated that obesity was the physical manifestation of an inner moral sickness.