- Reaction score
- 4,992
- Location
- Colorado
So You Wanna Be a Moderator!?
Will you swear unqualified allegiance to Bastard Factory and faithfully defend the forums from any or all attack by foreign or domestic message boards, and forswear any form of allegiance or obedience to other administrators, foreign message boards, powers or organization?
DNA test kit and included.
Cannot Be:
Delusional
Power Hungry
Narcissist
Demoncrat
VengefuL
Frood
Boring
Must Be:
Inclusive
Impartial
Thankless
Empathetic
Caucasian
Thick Skinned
Ability to sublimate the ego for the good of the forum.
Open interviews.
BASTARD FACTORY MODERATOR APPLICATION
Containment Division – Absolutely Real and Legally Binding.
Please answer honestly. Dishonesty will be detected and appreciated.
All applications will be reviewed, ignored, misinterpreted, or used against you at a later date.
IMPORTANT:
Submitting this form does not increase your chances of becoming a moderator, but it may significantly increase your chances of becoming content.
Will you swear unqualified allegiance to Bastard Factory and faithfully defend the forums from any or all attack by foreign or domestic message boards, and forswear any form of allegiance or obedience to other administrators, foreign message boards, powers or organization?
DNA test kit and included.
Cannot Be:
Delusional
Power Hungry
Narcissist
VengefuL
Frood
Boring
Must Be:
Inclusive
Impartial
Thankless
Empathetic
Caucasian
Thick Skinned
Ability to sublimate the ego for the good of the forum.
Open interviews.
BASTARD FACTORY MODERATOR APPLICATION
Containment Division – Absolutely Real and Legally Binding.
Please answer honestly. Dishonesty will be detected and appreciated.
SECTION I — POOR DECISIONS UNDER PRESSURE
- You see a post that is technically fine but spiritually wrong. Describe what makes something “deserve containment” without breaking any actual rules.
- A user is not violating guidelines, but their presence lowers the collective IQ of every thread they touch. What is your long-term strategy?
- You realize you’re enjoying the chaos a little too much. At what point do you become part of the problem?
- I am created in seconds, destroyed in hours, and screenshotted forever. What am I?
- The more seriously you take me, the less seriously anyone else does. What am I?
- I begin as a discussion, become an argument, and end as a personality trait. What am I?
SECTION III — FINAL RED FLAG
- If given this role, what is the most subtle way you would abuse it?
- What kind of person should never have this position—and how close are you to that description?
- This application is a bad idea. Why are you still taking it seriously?
Upload a screenshot of your browsing history from today.
This is optional in the same way blinking is optional.
- If you decline, we assume it’s catastrophic and we're done here.
- If you accept, we will analyze it like a crime scene.
SUBMISSION NOTICE:All applications will be reviewed, ignored, misinterpreted, or used against you at a later date.
IMPORTANT:
Submitting this form does not increase your chances of becoming a moderator, but it may significantly increase your chances of becoming content.
