Christmas

[X]

Oh shut your hole you old cock sucker! Fit a cork…

snifferoo

 

[Admin.]

Oh shut your hole you old cock sucker! Fit a cork…

You must be this tall to post in this thread.

 

[Breakfall]

You must be this tall to post in this thread.

You’re only half your size when you’re down on your knees cock sucker! Löl

 

[X]

You’re only half your size when you’re down on your knees cock sucker! Löl

snifferoo, don't ignore me, surely I don't hurt you that bad

 

[Admin.]

You’re only half your size when you’re down on your knees cock sucker! Löl

Sorry I don't understand your koi pond rapist slang

 

[Breakfall]

@Admin. confused?? You’re perpetually on your knees sucking cock…you’re about 3 feet in the shade you numbskull…fucking fucking!

 

[X]

Sorry I don't understand your koi pond rapist slang

yer fucked

 

[X]

@Admin. confused?? You’re perpetually on your knees sucking cock…you’re about 3 feet in the shade you numbskull…fucking fucking!

Sorry we don't understand your koi pond rapist slang

 

[Admin.]

@Admin. confused?? You’re perpetually on your knees sucking cock…you’re about 3 feet in the shade you numbskull…fucking fucking!

Do the Koi like all that metal shit in your "dick"

 

[Lily]

Sorry we don't understand your koi pond rapist slang

What kind of pond scum rapes fish, ffs?

 

[X]

Breaky and a Carp, sittin' in a tree

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[Breakfall]

Sorry I don't understand your koi pond rapist slang

Listen…I have the biggest cock around (please don’t envision it). It doesn’t fit properly in the sturdiest of women let alone a fucking glorified carp you leftarded, time-on-my-hands, naval orificer. Those long days out to sea must’ve left a mark! Lol

 

[cw_]

 

[Lily]

Listen…I have the biggest cock around (please don’t envision it). It doesn’t fit properly in the sturdiest of women let alone a fucking glorified carp you leftarded, time-on-my-hands, naval orificer. Those long days out to sea must’ve left a mark! Lol

Suuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeeeee, we all know it's a weenis

 

[Admin.]

Listen…I have the biggest cock around (please don’t envision it). It doesn’t fit properly in the sturdiest of women let alone a fucking glorified carp you leftarded, time-on-my-hands, naval orificer. Those long days out to sea must’ve left a mark! Lol

Maybe this would be a good time for you too flash us your infected forearm

 

[X]

 

[Breakfall]

Maybe this would be a good time for you too flash us your infected forearm

You’d just envision it up yer anus!

 

[Admin.]

You’d just envision it up yer anus!

Sorry? Is that more of your Koi Pond argot?

 

[Breakfall]

Suuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeeeee, we all know it's a weenis

If it was a weenie…I wouldn’t get past the chubby bits! You of all girls should know that!

 

[Lily]

You’d just envision it up yer anus!

Only you're the one that's posting about fisting him, ya filthy beast.

 

[Lily]

If it was a weenie…I wouldn’t get past the chubby bits! You of all girls should know that!

I don't know anything about what you get past. For all I know, you service nostrils.

 

[Breakfall]

Sorry? Is that more of your Koi Pond argot?

Argot? Oh fuck off you prat!!!

 

[Breakfall]

I don't know anything about what you get past. For all I know, you service nostrils.

Oh that’s tired….

 

[Breakfall]

Only you're the one that's posting about fisting him, ya filthy beast.

Oh God nooooooo!

 

[cw_]

 

[Admin.]

Oh that’s tired….

Do you presently have a Koi attached to you?

 

[Lily]

Oh that’s tired….

I know, I'm not a drunken blowhard like you threatening to beat up people on other continents.

LMAO @ U

 

[Lily]

Do you presently have a Koi attached to you?

We should contact PETA. That treatment is surely unethical.

 

[Breakfall]

Do you presently have a Koi attached to you?

Do you currently have cock and insertion dildo boat attached to you? (That’s a rhetorical question…no need for faggotry)

 

[Admin.]

We should contact PETA. That treatment is surely unethical.

Well obviously, but then we are talking about Oztraylia!