Christmasday Celebration

[Adam Hitler]

^^Pretty sure he got that line from a 1982 The 2 Ronnies sketch show.

 

[The Scoundrel]

can you two kissy meats in pm, ty

I'd like to say it nicer but fuck off you ignorant asshole who forgot that posting publicly was supposed to be entertaining 15 years ago.

In the meanwhile I must start a Top Tips thread and see if anyone can generate a smirk.

Here, I'll start.

Old telephone directorys make ideal address books. Simply cross out the names of people you do not know.

 

[Blandscape]

can you two kissy meats in pm, ty

Old telephone directorys make ideal address books. Simply cross out the names of people you do not know.

Or the people you think you might want too.

 

[Blandscape]

Dat advice is aimed at you Foxy.

 

[The Cuntess]

Why do you encourage this boring plonker, Scoundrel?

 

[Blandscape]

This is Public Service Broadcasting at its best, while being semi-retired.

 

[The Scoundrel]

This is Public Service Broadcasting at its best, while being semi-retired.

There seems to be a communication problem Blandy.

Bringing funnies to a board that focuses on internal strife and a bad cold seems to bring out the worst in some.

I put it down to fat arses, liposuction and being American.

In other news.

Old plasters make ideal chewing gum for lazy vampires.

:sarcasm:

 

[The Cuntess]

He’s not funny. At all

 

[Adam Hitler]

Why do you encourage this boring plonker, Scoundrel?

I'd love to hear you say the word "plonker".

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'd love to hear you say the word "plonker".

It'd be different every time.

The raging boner finder thinks I sound like a Brummie??

Hey Flea. Thanks for the gay neg on my last post cos I mentioned fat arses and liposuction. Project much?



Triggered. LOLOOLOLOLOLOL

 

[The Cuntess]

Blandscape is a boring fucking twat. People tend to be funny and quick witted while high. This guy is the equivalent of a fucking crack baby.

 

[The Cuntess]

I'd love to hear you say the word "plonker".

It'd be different every time.

The raging boner finder thinks I sound like a Brummie??

Hey Flea. Thanks for the gay neg on my last post cos I mentioned fat arses and liposuction. Project much?



Triggered. LOLOOLOLOLOLOL

You do sound like Ozzy. That’s just life

 

[Adam Hitler]

Plonker is a classic phrase used in Only Fools and Horses sitcom. It would be hilarious for me if Flea said the word for, ummm racist reasons....

 

[Blandscape]

This is Public Service Broadcasting at its best, while being semi-retired.

There seems to be a communication problem Blandy.

Bringing funnies to a board that focuses on internal strife and a bad cold seems to bring out the worst in some.

I put it down to fat arses, liposuction and being American.

In other news.

Old plasters make ideal chewing gum for lazy vampires.

:sarcasm:

The world does not care if we die my ol'mucker, it only cares that it refused to acknowledge it.

 

[Blandscape]

We are all here for the same reason....we have no reason.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Looking at this idiot blandscape go makes me lol everytime I think about how much Vapor Nose cries when someone goes on a "triple post meltdown"

it's like these idiots just attack themselves

 

[Blandscape]

On da upside, Foxy & Flea have a new TV cop show called Fake & Fur airing on WhoCares this month, if you subscribe to MixedPalette TV.

My membership is a mere click away!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Blandscape is a boring fucking twat. People tend to be funny and quick witted while high. This guy is the equivalent of a fucking crack baby.

Dude. I have no interest in your love spat with Blandy but you do realise you just said people were funny whilst high then stated he was high all the time?

Which is it now Missy? You can't have your bread buttered on both sides.

You'd probably think Aryan, Shampain and Blandy sounded Brummie too as we were all born North of the M25. Whilst Looney sounds like the Queen when truth is he is a queen.

Don't come visit Ian Curtis's grave. You'd say the wrong thing in a Manc pub and go home with stitches.

 

[Blandscape]

Blandscape is a boring fucking twat. People tend to be funny and quick witted while high. This guy is the equivalent of a fucking crack baby.

Dude. I have no interest in your love spat with Blandy but you do realise you just said people were funny whilst high then stated he was high all the time?

Which is it now Missy? You can't have your bread buttered on both sides.

You'd probably think Aryan, Shampain and Blandy sounded Brummie too as we were all born North of the M25. Whilst Looney sounds like the Queen when truth is he is a queen.

Don't come visit Ian Curtis's grave. You'd say the wrong thing in a Manc pub and go home with stitches.

I wasn't able to read that response due to circumstance's within my control, however I did discern dat it didn't go to well fur Flea.

 

[The Cuntess]

Blandscape is a boring fucking twat. People tend to be funny and quick witted while high. This guy is the equivalent of a fucking crack baby.

Dude. I have no interest in your love spat with Blandy but you do realise you just said people were funny whilst high then stated he was high all the time?

Which is it now Missy? You can't have your bread buttered on both sides.

You'd probably think Aryan, Shampain and Blandy sounded Brummie too as we were all born North of the M25. Whilst Looney sounds like the Queen when truth is he is a queen.

Don't come visit Ian Curtis's grave. You'd say the wrong thing in a Manc pub and go home with stitches.

You leave Ian out of this. That’s my forever love right there.

 

[Kirk]

the only way to get some comedy out of that idiot is to assbox him for a week than watch the epic meltdown

i don't know why KM gave him the martini weenie scepter and crown and anointed him GOAT when he aint doing nutten but texting butt nuggets

scoundrel and blandscape can talk about the Zulu wars and sheep husbandry all day and it's fucking boring.

 

[Blandscape]

the only way to get some comedy out of that idiot is to assbox him for a week than watch the epic meltdown

i don't know why KM gave him the martini weenie scepter and crown and anointed him GOAT when he aint doing nutten but texting butt nuggets

scoundrel and blandscape can talk about the Zulu wars and sheep husbandry all day and it's fucking boring.

You don't get it do you bonnie laddie, you have me and him on speed dial. A red flag that appears when you are on level 143 of COD, and the reason you have to start over.

 

[Blandscape]

Claiming your comedic value while traducing ours just makes you look simpler than you ever intended.

 

[Blandscape]

Or did ye intend it????

 

[The Scoundrel]

You leave Ian out of this. That’s my forever love right there.

Deb will be wounded.

He bought the ring and everything and was just waiting for a passing Druid to perform the ceremony.

 

[The Cuntess]

You leave Ian out of this. That’s my forever love right there.

Deb will be wounded.

He bought the ring and everything and was just waiting for a passing Druid to perform the ceremony.

Yeah, we were supposed to have hard, animalistic sex on Ian’s grave. We were gonna move into a hippy tree house and live happily ever after.

 

[Blandscape]

I always liked Foxy....he's easy meat.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is that blandscape tard still screeching all over the place?

has seamajor died yet?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Yeah, we were supposed to have hard, animalistic sex on Ian’s grave. We were gonna move into a hippy tree house and live happily ever after.

I have posted a picture of the kerbstone that denotes Ian's scattering place no?

It's hardly Bronte romanticism with Hugh Grant dressed as a Bishop blessing every thrust and moan.

The union in the tree house would have gone smoothly till about the second week of September when you realised you'd forgotten what the sun looked like and smuggled yourself back to California in a shipment of Afghani Heroin.

 

[Seamajor]

Is that blandscape tard still screeching all over the place?

has seamajor died yet?

You’ll beat me Stubby. Bet you stood up to piss for a change. Doing some consulting for the GC @ the new Marina in Flamingo.