Coffee, Whiskey, Wine, or more ginger beer?

[Frood]

It's quarter to eleven on a Saturday morning and I can't decide....

 

[Fredricka]

Drink whisky, start some more threads

 

[Frood]

Coffee has the same effect....

 

[Fredricka]

Coffee has the same effect....

Sounds like you've already had enough booze

 

[Frood]

Sounds like you've already had enough booze

Not since yesterday.

 

[Fredricka]

Not since yesterday.

But whisky and coffee have the same effect, ok doc

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm watching two fat broads make fudge on a television feed.

I can tell it's an old rerun, because I've seen newer episodes of this show and the broads are even fatter.

 

[Frood]

But whisky and coffee have the same effect, ok doc

On me they do....

 

[Fredricka]

On me they do....

So you're like some kind of drunkie Jesus, you turn coffee Into whisky?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So you're like some kind of drunkie Jesus, you turn coffee Into whisky?

The alien abducted metabolize substances differently after the anal probes. I read about it in a MUFON publication.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I'm watching two fat broads make fudge on a television feed.

I can tell it's an old rerun, because I've seen newer episodes of this show and the broads are even fatter.

@Reggie_Essent one of them got so fat she died of a heart attack.

@Fredricka do you remember these ole bull dykes

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent one of them got so fat she died of a heart attack.

@Fredricka do you remember these ole bull dykes

That's a different show. The one I'm talking about is an American PBS show, Cooks Country I think. It's two nice thick ladies cooking awesome stuff. And every year they get thicker and thicker and thicker.

I have seen the Brit one you linked on feeds. Same premise.

 

[ESAD TIA]

That's a different show. The one I'm talking about is an American PBS show, Cooks Country I think. It's two nice thick ladies cooking awesome stuff. And every year they get thicker and thicker and thicker.

I have seen the Brit one you linked on feeds. Same premise.

Yeah I didn't think you meant the two hogs like you say I was just putting forward our equivalent.

These two got fatter and fatter till one died then I believe the surviving hog said "fuck my chungus life" and sorted her life out somewhat.

 

[Fredricka]

@Reggie_Essent one of them got so fat she died of a heart attack.

@Fredricka do you remember these ole bull dykes

No, one of them looks familiar though

 

[Frood]

So you're like some kind of drunkie Jesus, you turn coffee Into whisky?

Alcohol and coffee increase my desire to write. It's why you seldom see me starting threads anymore....

 

[ESAD TIA]

No, one of them looks familiar though

Probably recognise the one that's still alive as she continued making food shows IIRC.

 

[Fredricka]

Probably recognise the one that's still alive as she continued making food shows IIRC.

I vaguely recognise the one with lighter hair, I don't watch food shows though, she mustve branched out, or she's the dead one and i saw her on the news

 

[ESAD TIA]

I vaguely recognise the one with lighter hair, I don't watch food shows though, she mustve branched out, or she's the dead one and i saw her on the news

Yeah the brown haired one died first then the blond one died later on.

 

[Seamajor]

Tristen Tia?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah the brown haired one died first then the blond one died later on.

I think my two fat cookies are both still living. They're probably on Ozempic now. I'll have to look for recent episodes to make a proper Livestock Evaluation.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I think my two fat cookies are both still living. They're probably on Ozempic now. I'll have to look for recent episodes to make a proper Livestock Evaluation.

Get an image of the hogs for me, so I can pretend I'm at the zoo.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Get an image of the hogs for me, so I can pretend I'm at the zoo.

This is a recent image. They were a lot less thick in years past.

I'd fucking snarf most all the shit they make though.

 

[ESAD TIA]

This is a recent image. They were a lot less thick in years past.

I'd fucking snarf most all the shit they make though.

To be quite honest I was expecting more meat on their bones.

 

[Frood]

I've had 2x super strong coffees, espresso style, so it would equal around 5-6 standard cups. That's it for the coffee consumption... too jittery. Need some whiskey neat...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

To be quite honest I was expecting more meat on their bones.

Yeah, they're not quite as fat a your English ladies, but give them a few moar years.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Yeah, they're not quite as fat a your English ladies, but give them a few moar years.

The obesity pandemic in USA far outweighs(I know I'm hysterical no need to clap, I'm here all week) the UKs obesity issues...

Which is why I was expecting your hogs to be huge.

 

[Frood]

The obesity pandemic in USA far outweighs(I know I'm hysterical no need to clap, I'm here all week) the UKs obesity issues...

Which is why I was expecting your hogs to be huge.

High fructose corn syrup....