Coffee, Whiskey, Wine, or more ginger beer?

[Seamajor]

I only wank to petite chicks with regular curves, I'll have you know... 48-65 kilos dependent on their height.

I'm very particular... fat bottomed girls are revolting.

And you aren’t? Diego wouldn’t plug you with Franks dick. Your look and odor are repulsive

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Hard Ginger beer is an oxymoron....

Ginger beer is for Moscow Mules.

Ginger beer is not meant to be consumed by itself.

That being said hard gingers are very real.

I wake up every morning with much fear my morning glory wood will be recircumcised by a ceiling fan.

 

[Fredricka]

I like Moscow mules, I have some of those cool copper mugs for them

 

[MrNiceGuy]

And you aren’t? Diego wouldn’t plug you with Franks dick. Your look and odor are repulsive

The fact you admit to Diego's existence is of no import to me other than to point out your inherent gayness & lack of propagation leads to extinction of our species. You genocidal faggot.

 

[Fredricka]

I havent seen Seamajors head on any of froods girlfriends for maybe 24 hours now, what's going on?

 

[Frood]

Shush, Flaps.

 

[Fredricka]

Shush, Flaps.

I see you mixed things up a bit and put your beloved head IN one of your beloved girlfriends. Baby steps I guess

 

[Frood]

I see you mixed things up a bit and put your beloved head IN one of your beloved girlfriends. Baby steps I guess

I would never date you you frizzy haired fatty.

 

[Fredricka]

I would never date you

I know, it would never get past me saying "no thanks" after I finished lmao

 

[Frood]

I know, it would never get past me saying "no thanks" after I finished lmao

There will never be an ask. Fat smelly old chicks with ratty hair and giant clams ain't my thing.

 

[Fredricka]

There will never be an ask. Fat smelly old chicks with ratty hair and giant clams ain't my thing.

I can tell Seamajor wrote that one for you, how many pics of you posing in just cat ears and tail did you have to send him?

 

[Frood]

Get away from me. I will not fuck you, you inferior human being. The gene pool thinks you're nasty.

 

[Fredricka]

Leave me alone, you're hurting me, waaaaah

Um no?

 

[Frood]

I will not fuck you. NO MEANS NO!

 

[Fredricka]

I will not fuck you. NO MEANS NO!

This was your goto line to anyone and everyone at trf too, 10 YEARS AGO!! Come on frood, flame champ, some sort of reg at a big boy forum 20 years ago, you can do better than that, can't you?

 

[Frood]

Get it through that thick and fugly gypsy head of yours... I will never put my dick in your putrid muff cabbage.

 

[Fredricka]

Get it through that thick and fugly gypsy head of yours... I will never put my dick in your putrid muff cabbage.

Sum cunt always was your better half, bring him over, let me deal with him instead, i could do with a thick book to read

 

[Frood]

When you're taking a piss, do you use multiple clothespins to hold your labia back?

Have you ever flushed while still sitting down and your flaps blocked the S bend?

 

[Fredricka]

When you're taking a piss, do you use multiple clothespins to hold your labia back?

Have you ever flushed while still sitting down and your flaps blocked the S bend?

Youre STILL thinking about it? I clearly have you hooked, I bet you sleep talk about it too

 

[Seamajor]

I would never date you you frizzy haired fatty.

I thought you liked fat women DD

 

[Seamajor]

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I mean really, did a man post this

 

[Seamajor]

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Or this?

 

[Seamajor]

When you're taking a piss, do you use multiple clothespins to hold your labia back?

Have you ever flushed while still sitting down and your flaps blocked the S bend?

You’ve got a bunch of metal attached to yours. Right DD

 

[Frood]

Youre STILL thinking about it? I clearly have you hooked, I bet you sleep talk about it too

You hooked me with your whale tail?? Wut?

 

[Fredricka]

You hooked me with your whale tail?? Wut?

How was your run? That's twice in one week, I'm keeping count now, might even start a special runners thread for you

 

[Frood]

I don't run. I've got a dodgy ankle.

 

[Fredricka]

I don't run. I've got a dodgy ankle.

And dodgy trainers

 

[Frood]

I don't use trainers. I'm a boots or thongs(flip flops) man. Athletic shoes are for fags, street rats, and pussies.

 

[Fredricka]

I don't use trainers. I'm a boots or thongs(flip flops) man. Athletic shoes are for fags, street rats, and pussies.

I saw the pic of your trainers, they were really sad, like you have no style

 

[Frood]

I saw the pic of your trainers, they were really sad, like you have no style

Last pair of shoes I had were low profile black converse all stars and 20 years before that a white pair of runners but only because they were mandatory to play weekend cricket.