Dedicate a song to a fellow bastard

[Dove]

Really?

Has any of it ever ben published?

There's good money ta be made in that genre. Don't let a great talent go to waste.

Maybe you oughta post some samples of your work for all to see @Dove .

Well lets just see where things go, k? Lol

 

[Joe]

Well lets just see where things go, k? Lol

Just Do it @Dove !

 

[Holliday 3000]

I am not complaining about feeling "forced".

Im not "desirable" to you and yet you are incapable of having exchanges with me that dont involved you finding some way to work sex into it.

And then you feel the need to tell me you do not find me desirable as if was even slightly worried about it or suggesting it.

Which looks an awful like a man who gets an uncomfortable boner when he sees me posting but really wishes he didn't.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feels.
. You could have just said "I don't recall" or "I can't count that high" to the original question and left it at that.

PS: "Nunyer beezwacks, buster"...?

 

[Holliday 3000]

Really?

Has any of it ever ben published?

There's good money ta be made in that genre. Don't let a great talent go to waste.

Maybe you oughta post some samples of your work for all to see @Dove .

Years ago I knew this fellow who wrote erotic tales for magazines including Cosmopolitan.
. The funny thing was how completely nondescript the guy was himself. I recall virtually every one of the artist group who were my pals back then but this guy had no face or style to remember, you know, like he was just the outline of a generic human.
...but there you go, ya just can't tell by lookin what's going on in there. Apparently beneath that blasé exterior he understood the psychology of how to light a person's sex desire. Who knows if he was even moved by it himself.

 

[Fredricka]

@jack and @x

I predicted the future with this one, the gypsy crystal ball works

 

[Dove]

I'm sorry if I hurt your feels.
. You could have just said "I don't recall" or "I can't count that high" to the original question and left it at that.

PS: "Nunyer beezwacks, buster"...?

Translation: Golly Dove, im uncomfortable when you act like this. You should have acted how I wanted you to act, so I could feel powerful and continue to slut shame and (in my mind) punish for not behaving yourself according to traditional patriarchal sexual standards.

Its okay, H. Most of you just dont even know better.

 

[Dove]

Just Do it @Dove !

What do you want me to go dig out old stuff I wrote or you want me to just free style it? Lol.

 

[The Cuntess]

 

[Flynn]

Fredricka:

 

[Flynn]

Holliday:

 

[Flynn]

DKG:

 

[Seamajor]

Funny DKG changed his name from EKG after he has one.

 

[realgrimm]

@Flynn has a penis

 

[Frood]

Translation: Golly Dove, im uncomfortable when you act like this. You should have acted how I wanted you to act, so I could feel powerful and continue to slut shame and (in my mind) punish for not behaving yourself according to traditional patriarchal sexual standards.

Its okay, H. Most of you just dont even know better.

Sluts are ace. They do it for the love of it and for free. No walk of shame in my neighborhood. Just high fives, fist bumps, and Arsenio Hall motions.

 

[Dove]

Sluts are ace. They do it for the love of it and for free. No walk of shame in my neighborhood. Just high fives, fist bumps, and Arsenio Hall motions.

They arent just doing it, Frood. They are GETTING it lol.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Translation: Golly Dove, im uncomfortable when you act like this. You should have acted how I wanted you to act, so I could feel powerful and continue to slut shame and (in my mind) punish for not behaving yourself according to traditional patriarchal sexual standards.

Its okay, H. Most of you just dont even know better.

Don't quit your Tradwife job. You are a terrible translator.
.Further, no one with your admitted lack of experience can I take seriously as knowledgeable on the subject.
All I feel for you is a bit of sorrow.

oh and PS: After all you just admitted to behaving exactly according to traditional patriarchal standards.
/ How is it that you so often, usually even, have things 180 degrees from what they in fact are?

 

[Holliday 3000]

Sluts are ace. They do it for the love of it and for free. No walk of shame in my neighborhood. Just high fives, fist bumps, and Arsenio Hall motions.

Personally I've always held prostitutes in high esteem.
. In very olden times they set up outside the temples and were as such an integrated part of the religious community, and of course there were entire festivals devoted to sexual union.
Sadly, our Duhv is not one of those, but merely a tradwife.

 

[Frood]

Personally I've always held prostitutes in high esteem.
. In very olden times they set up outside the temples and were as such an integrated part of the religious community, and of course there were entire festivals devoted to sexual union.
Sadly, our Duhv is not one of those, but merely a tradwife.

Tradwives are hot as fuck and sluts for only one man. They are the pinnacle of Sacred Sluttyness.

The Great Slut Unicorns!

 

[Holliday 3000]

Tradwives are hot as fuck and sluts for only one man. They are the pinnacle of Sacred Sluttyness.

The Great Slut Unicorns!

Let's see...
Stepford Wives
Wifelike
(those two are movies)
Tradwife

Yes, the pinnacle of the patriarchal man's dream.