I take it all back. You're cool as fuck for a commie. My zodiac boat Coast Guard gunman and eventual station chief/ Cape May training brother with a big hair 80's band call sign who retired at 37 on a full pension and a "sudden" knee problem just before retirement... well that motherfucking socialist freeloading fuck still has to sleep on my lawn like I told him he'd have to do 25 years ago if he ever visited me.
I'll put you up in the new tin shed. Don't worry, I'll sling a hammock so you don't scream like a bitch if a Huntsman spider runs up your face and tries to French Kiss your nostrils.
You kill a Huntsman and you're out on the curb though. Huntsman's kill redbacks (black widows), whitetails (those are motherfuckers, 4-5 days of almost anthrax bacterial infection without antibiotics), and anything else.
Our daughter punched another girl in the face because she was trying to kill a Huntsman. She got sent home. I gave her fist bumps. We find a Huntsman outside, we bring it inside.
