1st - I really don't care if you or anyone else gets my jokes...I get them and they make me giddy with rafter.
. First a) Many years ago...well, I have worked with people from every far reach of the world and with two exceptions never had difficulty understanding them - one French guy from France who everyone had trouble with due to the heaviness of his accent and deep resonance of his voice, and an islander woman (French speaker) who one of the other islanders commented, no one could understand her in French, never mind Engrish. She was thought to be retarded and spoke as do congenitally deaf persons.
Back - so many years ago, not recalling why exactly, but my girlfriend's family had this guy from Scotland staying at their house. He was there for some time and in all of that time no one understood one word he said. Not one. Not hello...not goodbye, not good morning, not good night. He could have been speaking Martian. Everyone nodded politely and said, Oh, well isn't that interesting and stuff like that, then eventually he went away, though no one heard him say goodbye even if he said something.
2nd - Hamas is a tiny band of islamists which are 2 Billion in number....and no, not all muslims are terrorists or members of the warrior class, any more than all of any society are warriors. As in all societies there are farmers, merchants, administrators etc etc. I have explained this many times. The fact is, all muslims (if a person is a muslim) approve and support the warrior class' actions because they are doing the work of the infallible allah. It's all there in the Koran (which I suppose I will shortly hear is a work of fiction invented by Jews). No - it is Hamas' goal to keep Israel in a perpetual state of war and defense against attack. Remember they are sponsored by Iran with support of other Islamist nations. Together allah's army has been doing a very good job at their genocidal mission. Those are facts - historical facts which have been repeatedly presented and disputed by no one.