Don't post your dicks

[Lily]

Women can tell when you have little wieners by the way you post.

Confirmation, though voluntary, is unnecessary.

Though cw does enjoy her collection of members' personal photographs. There is that.

 

[Admin.]

I don’t understand why a guy would post his penis online when it’s so petite.

 

[Lily]

Women can be very compassionate. I'm guessing no woman in his life has let him know it's on the small side.

 

[The Prowler]

Just a thread with Poopy Pants and, surprise surprise!!!!, @Admin. talking about cock.

 

[Lily]

Just a thread with Poopy Pants and, surprise surprise!!!!, @Admin. talking about cock.

If you can't read...I am talking about little cocks.

And one thing that's massive on you is your little dick energy. You are the epitome of small dick energy.

 

[The Prowler]

If you can't read...

If I cannot read....you are going to type a message to me??!?!?!

That makes no sense, Poopy Pants.

You should only type a message to me if I can read.

Poopy Pants' Logic is the poops.

 

[Benny420]

Lil Tubs is not very bright. This much is very obvious. She says some really off the wall things at times. Perhaps this is due to her life partner being a mere 3 feet away but might as well be 3 light years away as he wants nothing to do with her on a personal level?

 

[Admin.]

Did I mention that some mornings I literally pole vault out of bed, to the get the 'pissoir'?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Pull vault?

 

[Admin.]

Pull vault?

I didn't say that, why would you think I would say something like that?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I didn't say that, why would you think I would say something like that?

Edit feature is your best friend.

 

[The Prowler]

It was a Freudian slip.

@Admin. spends many mornings pulling on his limp cock....

"C'mon! Blood flow!! I need blood flow!!!! Get hard for the first time in a decade!!! "

What a pathetic person.

 

[Lily]

So far so good with the small dick energy men posting their small dick energy posts.

Congratulations Benny420#er and Prolapse. Just as I expected.

 

[The Prowler]

So far so good with the small dick energy men posting their small dick energy posts.

Congratulations Benny420#er and Prolapse. Just as I expected.

John Holmes' dick would look small next to you, Porky.

 

[Admin.]

John Holmes' dick would look small next to you, Porky.

Is John Holmes Dick Dildo in or about your person now?

 

[Lily]

Is John Holmes Dick Dildo in or about your person now?

He's just admitted he has a small dick. Not that we weren't aware of that. However, he had to clarify that his dick is a mini weenie.

 

[Admin.]

He's just admitted he has a small dick. Not that we weren't aware of that. However, he had to clarify that his dick is a mini weenie.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. (Smirkywinkemoji)

 

[Lily]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. (Smirkywinkemoji)

Yeeeeaaaaahhh, no.

 

[The Prowler]

You do realize that my cock is legendary, right?

Not just big and meaty, but shaped perfectly.

And, probably due to my superior conditioning, it stays hard for hours. Like, rock hard.

And do not get me started on my record setting cum shots.

Loads of fun. Loads.

 

[Admin.]

You do realize that my cock is legendary, right?

Not just big and meaty, but shaped perfectly.

And, probably due to my superior conditioning, it stays hard for hours. Like, rock hard.

And do not get me started on my record setting cum shots.

Loads of fun. Loads.

Pics or it never happened.

 

[Benny420]

Now admin is requesting penis pics from Prowler? One has to wonder why he doesn't just go browse gay porn to get his jollies. Is it the fact that he interacts with the target of his requests that turns him on just a little extra?

 

[Admin.]

Now admin is requesting penis pics from Prowler? One has to wonder why he doesn't just go browse gay porn to get his jollies. Is it the fact that he interacts with the target of his requests that turns him on just a little extra?

When's the last time you were able to look down and see yours, you cock sucking aficionado?

 

[Benny420]

Do you always allocate this much brainpower to thoughts of male genitalia? Do you have a life partner? Someone with whom you can indulge these penis fantasies of yours with?

 

[Admin.]

Do you always allocate this much brainpower to thoughts of male genitalia? Do you have a life partner? Someone with whom you can indulge these penis fantasies of yours with?

 

[Benny420]

Is this someone who makes your nipples hard?

 

[Seamajor]

Is this someone who makes your nipples hard?

God no, however this thread has to do with posting penises. This automatically eliminates you.

 

[The Prowler]

@Lily, @Admin. wants to see pictures of my cock.

Do you think I should post up a few?

 

[Lily]

@Lily, @Admin. wants to see pictures of my cock.

Do you think I should post up a few?

You do you. I wish you would spare us all, but you're gonna do what you're gonna do.

 

[Admin.]

@Lily, @Admin. wants to see pictures of my cock.

Do you think I should post up a few?

Only if it's from inside your Corvette during a launch control.

 

[Lily]

Only if it's from inside your Corvette during a launch control.

Is this a push button option?