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Alticus

Mr. Excitement
Chaos Control ☠️
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5,259
Location
Los Santos
Even money says you are wearing studded leather underwear, nipple cuffs and a nose ring not unlike a bull's.
 
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George from Pizza Hut

George from Pizza Hut

100+⚡Milestone
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No Adam here, only the Love Doctor.
I'll soak my buttcheeks in oil and rub it all over your body.

See.

This IS what I am talking about.

No woman worth her salt thinks any of this is remotely cute. For one, these are all unwanted advances, and not the emotionally crippled shit I'm used to seeing. No, this is something else, far worse. This is something only a Catholic could think up, that way both parties must suffer because the clueless "male" (Alticus) is such complete fucking socially inept weenie, that he thinks acting like Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein will make him more attractive.

No gal wants an ignorant, ass kissing, sissy-man, with no job and no future prospects. Get the fuck out of here you clueless bastard.
 

Jack

50k+⚡Milestone
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-184
Location
Upper US
See.

This IS what I am talking about.

No woman worth her salt thinks any of this is remotely cute. For one, these are all unwanted advances, and not the emotionally crippled shit I'm used to seeing. No, this is something else, far worse. This is something only a Catholic could think up, that way both parties must suffer because the clueless "male" (Alticus) is such complete fucking socially inept weenie, that he thinks acting like Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein will make him more attractive.

No gal wants an ignorant, ass kissing, sissy-man, with no job and no future prospects. Get the fuck out of here you clueless bastard.
Your fake outrage is hilariously tiresome.
 

Alticus

Mr. Excitement
Chaos Control ☠️
Reaction score
5,259
Location
Los Santos
See.

This IS what I am talking about.

No woman worth her salt thinks any of this is remotely cute. For one, these are all unwanted advances, and not the emotionally crippled shit I'm used to seeing. No, this is something else, far worse. This is something only a Catholic could think up, that way both parties must suffer because the clueless "male" (Alticus) is such complete fucking socially inept weenie, that he thinks acting like Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein will make him more attractive.

No gal wants an ignorant, ass kissing, sissy-man, with no job and no future prospects. Get the fuck out of here you clueless bastard.
You wouldn't believe the new scented oils and lube I ordered from France. Knock your socks off baby!
 
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George from Pizza Hut

George from Pizza Hut

100+⚡Milestone
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3,414
Your fake outrage is hilariously tiresome.

Once again, you gossiping Senior Citizen, no one was even looking your direction.

Isn't there a tall glass of Shut-The-Fuck-Up-Juice, next to an even taller glass of Metamucil and O.J. waiting for you?
 

MANCID RILKO

30k+⚡Milestone
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4,441
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In a kakistocracy
Let's all spend a moment to take notice on how the "OP" overlay on George from Pizza Hut's avatar made her look like some sort of half-assed pirate delivering pamphlets on SeaWorld.
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George from Pizza Hut

George from Pizza Hut

100+⚡Milestone
Reaction score
3,414
Let's all spend a moment to take notice on how the "OP" overlay on George from Pizza Hut's avatar made her look like some sort of half-assed pirate delivering pamphlets on SeaWorld.
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What's that gotta do with you looking like Snoopy's half-breed brother, and that mitt you allegedly breathe through?

When you fled from America to Brazil, did you have to purchase a ticket for yourself and that submarine you call a nose?