Dove...Calling Dove...Dove...come in...Dove...

[Flynn]

Don't waste your time trying to make sense of the bitch's posts.

Is this more interference, Alticus?

Hey, Alticus, you sure you don't want to pm me anymore?

Fucking tool.

 

[Alticus]

Is this more interference, Alticus?

Hey, Alticus, you sure you don't want to pm me anymore?

Fucking tool.

How can you be so hot and such a cunt?

 

[Alticus]

What are you wearing right now @Flynn

 

[Alticus]

Even money says you are wearing studded leather underwear, nipple cuffs and a nose ring not unlike a bull's.

 

[Jack]

How can you be so hot and such a cunt?

Only if what you believe the pics she's posting are actually her.

They're of the same female for sure.

 

[Alticus]

Only if what you believe the pics she's posting are actually her.

They're of the same female for sure.

True

 

[Cookie Monster]

Dyke foreplay?

 

[Jack]

Dyke foreplay?

LOL something like that. Their exchange in the middle of the thread reminded me of slapfighting.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Maybe flynn and Dove will start scissoring to make this thread entertaining.

 

[Alticus]

Is this more interference, Alticus?

Hey, Alticus, you sure you don't want to pm me anymore?

Fucking tool.

I know you want me. Don't deny it.

 

[LotusBud]

Hi, Flynn.

 

[Flynn]

Maybe flynn and Dove will start scissoring to make this thread entertaining.

And maybe you'll grow a fucking brain in the meantime, right?

 

[Flynn]

Hi, Flynn.

Hi, Lotus.

 

[Flynn]

I know you want me. Don't deny it.

Okay, Adam Hitler.

 

[Alticus]

Okay, Adam Hitler.

No Adam here, only the Love Doctor.

 

[Alticus]

I'll dip my buttcheeks in oil and rub it all over your body.

 

[Alticus]

@Flynn

I'll send you a video of me twerking wearing nothing but chaps.

 

[Jack]

@Flynn

I'll send you a video of me twerking wearing nothing but chaps.

She can sing about it.

 

[Alticus]

She can sing about it.

She wants me. Nobody can resist the Altman.

 

[Jack]

She wants me. Nobody can resist the Altman.

Nothing like a mouthful of throbbing gristle to start your day...

 

[Flynn]

No Adam here, only the Love Doctor.

I'll soak my buttcheeks in oil and rub it all over your body.

See.

This IS what I am talking about.

No woman worth her salt thinks any of this is remotely cute. For one, these are all unwanted advances, and not the emotionally crippled shit I'm used to seeing. No, this is something else, far worse. This is something only a Catholic could think up, that way both parties must suffer because the clueless "male" (Alticus) is such complete fucking socially inept weenie, that he thinks acting like Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein will make him more attractive.

No gal wants an ignorant, ass kissing, sissy-man, with no job and no future prospects. Get the fuck out of here you clueless bastard.

 

[Jack]

See.

This IS what I am talking about.

No woman worth her salt thinks any of this is remotely cute. For one, these are all unwanted advances, and not the emotionally crippled shit I'm used to seeing. No, this is something else, far worse. This is something only a Catholic could think up, that way both parties must suffer because the clueless "male" (Alticus) is such complete fucking socially inept weenie, that he thinks acting like Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein will make him more attractive.

No gal wants an ignorant, ass kissing, sissy-man, with no job and no future prospects. Get the fuck out of here you clueless bastard.

Your fake outrage is hilariously tiresome.

 

[Alticus]

See.

This IS what I am talking about.

No woman worth her salt thinks any of this is remotely cute. For one, these are all unwanted advances, and not the emotionally crippled shit I'm used to seeing. No, this is something else, far worse. This is something only a Catholic could think up, that way both parties must suffer because the clueless "male" (Alticus) is such complete fucking socially inept weenie, that he thinks acting like Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein will make him more attractive.

No gal wants an ignorant, ass kissing, sissy-man, with no job and no future prospects. Get the fuck out of here you clueless bastard.

You wouldn't believe the new scented oils and lube I ordered from France. Knock your socks off baby!

 

[Alticus]

@Flynn

I'll draw us a nice bath, light some candles, put on a little Barry White and see how it goes. You game? Can't get enough of your love baby.

 

[Flynn]

Your fake outrage is hilariously tiresome.

Once again, you gossiping Senior Citizen, no one was even looking your direction.

Isn't there a tall glass of Shut-The-Fuck-Up-Juice, next to an even taller glass of Metamucil and O.J. waiting for you?

 

[Alticus]

Once again, you gossiping Senior Citizen, no one was even looking your direction.

Isn't there a tall glass of Shut-The-Fuck-Up-Juice, next to an even taller glass of Metamucil and O.J. waiting for you?

Playing hard to get. I like that.

 

[Jack]

Your fake outrage is hilariously tiresome.

Still.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Let's all spend a moment to take notice on how the "OP" overlay on Flynn's avatar made her look like some sort of half-assed pirate delivering pamphlets on SeaWorld.

 

[Jack]

Let's all spend a moment to take notice on how the "OP" overlay on Flynn's avatar made her look like some sort of half-assed pirate delivering pamphlets on SeaWorld.

Still, I'd use her as a floatie device in a plane crash.

After I suffocated her, of course.

 

[Flynn]

Let's all spend a moment to take notice on how the "OP" overlay on Flynn's avatar made her look like some sort of half-assed pirate delivering pamphlets on SeaWorld.

What's that gotta do with you looking like Snoopy's half-breed brother, and that mitt you allegedly breathe through?

When you fled from America to Brazil, did you have to purchase a ticket for yourself and that submarine you call a nose?