@Dove have you considered a career in Bobble Heading?

[Frood]

Have you similarly bought a new oversized vehicle to compensate for your own mid life crisis @Frood ?

I bought a new Ford Ranger diesel dual cab in my forties... it was a lovely vehicle but I got rid of it during one of our rodent plagues. I couldn't keep the motherfuckers out.

 

[Admin.]

When you stuffed the rodents up your ass did you trim their nails first, or nah?