First Baseball Practice of the Year

[The Prowler]

For me.

Is tomorrow.

Weather permitting.


Then I am running an umpire clinic across town.

Indoor, so that will happen rain or shine.

@Lily.

 

[Lily]

 

[Murdock]

‘Tis the season for diamonds are a girls best friend

 

[The Prowler]

I am not sure what pair of shoes I will be wearing.

My baseball shoes.

Or my other baseball shoes.

I might post pictures and let Fat @Lily decide for me.

 

[Murdock]

my other baseball shoes.

Do they have velcro and come with a chin strap bush for your alopecia?

 

[Lily]

Do they have velcro and come with a chin strap bush for your alopecia?

Do bald güeros put sunscreen on their head? I mean...ouch.

That fool would need spf 250

 

[Lily]

Do they have velcro and come with a chin strap bush for your alopecia?

What is that? I dunno, but those words put together are a riot.

 

[The Prowler]

Hahaha!!!

Fat @Lily talking about sunscreen with @Murdy The World's Biggest Human Lobster.

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

Hahaha!!!

Fat @Lily talking about sunscreen with @Murdy The World's Biggest Human Lobster.

Hahahahaha!!!!

You're just as white as she is..wtf are you yammering about?

 

[Murdock]

What is that? I dunno, but those words put together are a riot.

I am here to spread the good vibes

 

[Murdock]

You're just as white as she is..wtf are you yammering about?

He is 2 shades from translucent albino and complete with the extroverted weirdo package of dry humps in public and has t-rex arms like a midget.

 

[Lily]

He is 2 shades from translucent albino and complete with the extroverted weirdo package of dry humps in public and has t-rex arms like a midget.

He does have T- Rex arms though...

 

[Murdock]

He does have T- Rex arms though...

Hell yeah he does…

He takes the pic after a power jerk sesh so it looks super buff with his toys r us wrestling belt

 

[Lily]

Hell yeah he does…

He takes the pic after a power jerk sesh so it looks super buff with his toys r us wrestling belt.

I think you can buy those belts for under $20 on Amazon.

I bet he buys his own trophies. Has them engraved with "You are so handsome The best athlete with the best footwear. Way to go Champ!"

 

[Murdock]

I think you can buy those belts for under $20 on Amazon.

I bet he buys his own trophies. Has them engraved with "You are so handsome The best athlete with the best footwear. Way to go Champ!"

It’s so sad.

I’m making the noise in my mind right now lolololol

 

[The Prowler]

Practice was good.

I was barrelling up like a fuckin' MVP.


As expected.

 

[BadBrad]

R u a pitcher or a catcher???

 

[The Prowler]

R u a pitcher or a catcher???

I mainly play 3rd base now.

I have caught a few innings here and there. I have thrown out a good percentage of runners attempting to steal when I have played catcher.

I used to pitch. I was quite a good starting pitcher from about the age of 13 until my mid 30's. I still pitched in some pretty competitive baseball into my 40's, but mostly just as a relief pitcher.