Fucking facebook

[Cookius Monstarius]

Looks like they are going to trash my latest account, just had to do a facial recognition!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Given the class action suit against them, maybe you should look into getting a piece of the settlement.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I only use it to buy weed. If I got locked out no more weed.

 

[The Question]

"FUCKING WINDOWS 98! GET BILL GATES IN HYAH!"

 

[Jack]

Given the class action suit against them, maybe you should look into getting a piece of the settlement.

I already got my share, 268 dollars. Not sure what it was for, but free money is free money

 

[The Prowler]

I have over 72,000 Friends on Facebook.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I have over 72,000 Friends on Facebook.

Sad!

 

[Alticus]

I have over 72,000 Friends on Facebook.

That's only because many of them have no idea who the fuck you are, and are probably from some country nobody has ever heard of, looking for a pal that will teach them to speak English for free.

 

[The Prowler]

Sad!

I used to have way way more....then somehow @Alticus was accepted as a Friend and there was a mass exodus.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I used to have way way more....then somehow @Alticus was accepted as a Friend and there was a mass exodus.

I don't even have facebook, its gaieeeeeeeeeeeeee...............

 

[Alticus]

I used to have way way more....then somehow @Alticus was accepted as a Friend and there was a mass exodus.

Now that's a comeback if I ever heard one. I'm going to keep my eye on you sir because it's never too late to learn new things in life. Will you be my guru? I know that it's a lot to ask, but if you can see your way clear to helping me I'd be forever in your debt.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Now that's a comeback if I ever heard one. I'm going to keep my eye on you sir because it's never too late to learn new things in life. Will you be my guru? I know that it's a lot to ask, but if you can see your way clear to helping me I'd be forever in your debt.

Thats God tier sarcasm.

The fact you cant have more than 5,000 friends on FB and I make the fringe ones beg to remain is another story.

 

[The Prowler]

Sometimes I feel bad for mocking these retards.

 

[Alticus]

Thats God tier sarcasm.

The fact you cant have more than 5,000 friends on FB and I make the fringe ones beg to remain is another story.

I have my moments, however rare. lol

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Sometimes I feel bad for mocking these retards.

Then feel better by mocking yourself.

 

[Seamajor]

I only use it to buy weed. If I got locked out no more weed.

No dispensAries?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

No dispensAries?

Its super expensive and weed companies are closing down due to too many regulations. Best to buy it off gangsters on FB. Do you get yours from dispensary's?

 

[Seamajor]

Its super expensive and weed companies are closing down due to too many regulations. Best to buy it off gangsters on FB. Do you get yours from dispensary's?

I live in a small town. Around 3000. We have 2 Dispensaries. It is expensive. My friend Dave grew about 5 pounds. Where I’ve been getting it

 

[The Prowler]

Mocking people who have a high number of "Friends" on Facebook.

I have over 72,000 Friends on Facebook.

Whoosh!!!!!

Sad!

Now it makes sense that some new poster did not realize I was mocking some people....but....

Here comes a fuckwit who posts here all the time and should know better....@Alticus

A) thought I was serious

B) reveals that he would be jealous of someone with a high number of "Friends" on Facebook, so he copes "That is only because...."

That's only because many of them have no idea who the fuck you are, and are probably from some country nobody has ever heard of, looking for a pal that will teach them to speak English for free.

And then he goes on to misunderstand that I was continuing to mock them when I said this:

I used to have way way more....then somehow @Alticus was accepted as a Friend and there was a mass exodus.

And then after @Alticus reveals that he would be jealous of someone with a lot of "Friends" on Facebook, The Cock Muncher (@Cookius Monstarius) shows that he would also be envious of a high "Friends" count....and then explains how he makes "the fringe ones" beg to remain on his "Friends" list....

The fact you cant have more than 5,000 friends on FB and I make the fringe ones beg to remain is another story.

So I mock "no one in particular" and just people in general who value a high "Friends" count on Facebook....


And along comes @Alticus and @Cookius Monstarius waving their arms around showing how much they care!!!


Pathetic.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

TL, DR.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

And along comes @Alticus and @Cookius Monstarius waving their arms around showing how much they care!!!


Pathetic.

Its hard to care when Fartbook keeps nuking your account as the OP explains, I had 11 friends in the first 24 hours does that rate high or low?.

I know you were being silly, but its fun to take you serious as the Vanity and pomposity could be the real you.

BTW I'm not letting alticus on my FB, I cant afford lose any of my friends when they see him.