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[Fredricka]

No idea.
It's been a while since I last unlocked admajor's gimp cage to see if they'd learned any new tricks.

I doubt I'll be doing it any time soon if context is clue.

Can you put him back in the cage, he's POSTING

 

[Garraty_47]

Can you put him back in the cage, he's POSTING

Like I said as far as I know they're still in it.
If one of yas were dumb enough to let them out I'd say that's a 'you' problem, as in 'you' can bloody well fix your own fuckups. It's nothing to do with me.

 

[Garraty_47]

You should have a look. admin is new and improved. You'll be shocked at the non-transformation.

lolnah.

 

[Flynn]

lolnah.

Can't blame you.

 

[The Cuntess]

For those at home who aren't familiar with what could only be explained as "The Love Language" you and X share. Could you please go into more detail?

Start with that moonlight night, as you stood prone on your lawn with shotgun in hand loaded with rock salt, waiting for those damn kids who refuse to stay off your well manicured grass.

Then go into detail when the light shone off X's wall eye. It was magic at first goonie-goo-goo sight, with X in his pink shorts as they swished in the night, with one testicle swinging freely in the summer air, signaling his arrival.

Explain, how you were about to yell at him, but once you saw his old woman legs, and gray beard with those retarded ass black rimmed glasses in the pale moonlight, you just couldn't, it was like you just drank the best cup of coffee, and something in you stirred. Also, go into detail how when X walks, he sounds like a squeaky rocking chair made of solid steel, with Lily sitting on him, just rocking away.

Yes, expound on these facts please.

P.S.-It could be worse. You could look like this:

Who is that? The last one?

 

[Jack]

Who is that? The last one?

That's C6.

 

[The Cuntess]

That's C6.

Ah ok. He looks like an average guy.


At least he don’t look like this

 

[Flynn]

Who is that? The last one?

Courier 6

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I see.

The blatant disrespect. I make an effort to read your goobly-gunk at least once, even though I don't want to, because you'll either be objectifying women, or just tooting out your old man butthole again.

But, seeing that you're ancient and decrepit, I can look the other way this time and watch admin try to rut with a can of Coca-Cola.

Yay, me!

Of course you read all my poasts. You're not alone in that. Many of these old forum folk read every single post I make, even the ones that suck, because you just never know what Reggie might say next.

 

[Flynn]

Of course you read all my poasts. You're not alone in that. Many of these old forum folk read every single post I make, even the ones that suck, because you just never know what Reggie might say next.

Reggie, I read everyone's slop. Like you said, you never know.

Now that it seems like you're back on your meds, and no longer talking crazy, let me ask you a question.

If you had a choice between @Jack and admin to be on your cock eating team, who would you choose, and why?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Reggie, I read everyone's slop. Like you said, you never know.

Now that it seems like you're back on your meds, and no longer talking crazy, let me ask you a question.

If you had a choice between @Jack and admin to be on your cock eating team, who would you choose, and why?

Oh, Adminge, hands down ... er, maybe hands gently cupping.

Minge has great fellation skills according to forum lore.

 

[Flynn]

Oh, Adminge, hands down ... er, maybe hands gently cupping.

Minge has great fellation skills according to forum lore.

There you have it. From the horse's mouth, literally!

It seems admin is a 5-Star recruit, cumming out of gayville, Oregon.

 

[Fredricka]

Ah ok. He looks like an average guy.

He looks like opie from family guy