Getting to know.....Senile Joe!!!!!

[The Prowler]

Yeah, it isn't rocket surgery.

Wow.

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @Joe is doing a lot of talking, but not sharing anything about himself.

"I eat."

I know you are not married, Senile @Joe. I know you do not like and are afraid of dogs. I know you objectify women.


Is there anything....good....to share?

Do you ever do anything yourself....or are you always on the outside looking in?

 

[Joe]

I know you do not like and are afraid of dogs.

Actually I kinda like a lotta dogs Lex @The Prowler

Most feel comfortable around me Lex

Chances are if I met yer dog itd be my friend right away. Many dogs feel like someone I knew in a previous life. Or else they were a kind human.

But I prefer the good looking ones everybody likes Lex

Like Golden Retrievers eh?

Problem with dogs tho is they are a lotta work. if yer gonna have a dog ya may as well adopt a child.

Ya see Lex while I actually adore many dogs I'm jes a lazy bugger & I don't wanna have the responsibility of taking care of them. Having a dog takes a lotta time eh?

Just like a small child a dog cant be left alone all the time. They need to be taken care of and looked after.

No good if yer a lazy bugger like me. Lol

But I know you Germans work hard or need something to keep you occupied. So a dog suits ya since yer a regimented type of person who needs likes a routine lifestyle. It gives ya something ta do eh.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Joe's TDS is as bad as ever, unfortunately. He did show promise of potentially abandoning the leftoid camp, but his indoctrination apparently runs too deep.

 

[Joe]

Joe's TDS is as bad as ever, unfortunately. He did show promise of potentially abandoning the leftoid camp, but his indoctrination apparently runs too deep.

Like you I prefer cats @Adam Hitler

So fuvkin easy peasy.

Just add water & they take care of themselves

If I was gonna get a pet I'd getta cat eh?

Minimal work minimal cleanup

No supervision needed.

If anything they wish humans d just leave em alone most of the time eh

 

[Adam Hitler]

If anything they wish humans d just leave em alone most of the time eh

Pretty much, except for feeding time of course.

I love dogs too but never had one and they take a lot more effort to look after.

 

[Joe]

Yknow @Adam Hitler my mother told me she met real German Nazis during WWII.

They were Prisoners of War being detained in Canada. Truth is most of them didn't really know what they were fighting for or why. It was just a job for them a duty they had to uphold as German citizens

Theyd frequently escape from the camps they were detained in and attend parties or dinners in the town. Especially on Friday or Saturday nights. Then theyd go back to the camps.

My mother said they used to make her gifts as she was around 10 years old during the War. Handmaid wooden toys. Ships in a bottle. She said they were well behaved young men with good manners.

They were well fed taken care of in Canada. In fact there never was any record of them escaping or committing acts of violence against the locals nor attempting to run away. So it was a strange captivity.

But I think my mother remarked that some said they felt guilty that they were alive being fed 3 meals a day while their comrades were dying in Europe and their families were starving at home.

A number of them immigrated to Canada after the war.

 

[Adam Hitler]

If you research German occupations during WW2, you'll see that the soldiers treated civilians better than any other army. Soviets were the worst...

 

[Joe]

If you research German occupations during WW2, you'll see that the soldiers treated civilians better than any other army. Soviets were the worst...

There was a lot of brutality on both sides as it was War.

But even British veterans told my dad their would grin nod their heads sideways, take German POWs into the woods and shoot them dead, which was illegal even according to the international laws of the time.

 

[The Prowler]

Actually I kinda like a lotta dogs Lex @The Prowler

Most feel comfortable around me Lex

Chances are if I met yer dog itd be my friend right away. Many dogs feel like someone I knew in a previous life. Or else they were a kind human.

But I prefer the good looking ones everybody likes Lex

Like Golden Retrievers eh?

Problem with dogs tho is they are a lotta work. if yer gonna have a dog ya may as well adopt a child.

Ya see Lex while I actually adore many dogs I'm jes a lazy bugger & I don't wanna have the responsibility of taking care of them. Having a dog takes a lotta time eh?

Just like a small child a dog cant be left alone all the time. They need to be taken care of and looked after.

No good if yer a lazy bugger like me. Lol

But I know you Germans work hard or need something to keep you occupied. So a dog suits ya since yer a regimented type of person who needs likes a routine lifestyle. It gives ya something ta do eh.

At least you recognize that you are too irresponsible to care for a dog.

That might be the only partially positive thing I ever learned about you.

 

[The Prowler]

Yknow @Adam Hitler my mother told me she met real German Nazis during WWII.

They were Prisoners of War being detained in Canada. Truth is most of them didn't really know what they were fighting for or why. It was just a job for them a duty they had to uphold as German citizens

Theyd frequently escape from the camps they were detained in and attend parties or dinners in the town. Especially on Friday or Saturday nights. Then theyd go back to the camps.

My mother said they used to make her gifts as she was around 10 years old during the War. Handmaid wooden toys. Ships in a bottle. She said they were well behaved young men with good manners.

They were well fed taken care of in Canada. In fact there never was any record of them escaping or committing acts of violence against the locals nor attempting to run away. So it was a strange captivity.

But I think my mother remarked that some said they felt guilty that they were alive being fed 3 meals a day while their comrades were dying in Europe and their families were starving at home.

A number of them immigrated to Canada after the war.

So your mother was a Nazi sympathizer.

Do the math, Senile @Joe. Could you be the illegitimate son of a Kraut?

 

[Joe]

So your mother was a Nazi sympathizer.

Do the math, Senile @Joe. Could you be the illegitimate son of a Kraut?

Actually I thought yer a kraut Lex @The Prowler

Yer harsh personality and outlook are a dead giveaway imho.

Isnt that the case?

I know yer from a city in Canada once known as Berlin, Canada because of its high immigrant German population

But they changed it to Kitchner in WWI because of anti German hostilities eh.

 

[The Prowler]

If I was gonna get a pet I'd getta cat eh?

But....you did not get a cat.


I hear a lot of "If I was gonna....." from you, Senile @Joe.


I do not ever hear a lot of "I did..." from you, Senile @Joe.


What do you actually do, Senile @Joe?


Other than eat. Do you do anything.....interesting?

 

[Adam Hitler]

So your mother was a Nazi sympathizer.

WTF? I love Joe's ma!

 

[Joe]

WTF? I love Joe's ma!

Apparently those stories were quite common @Adam Hitler. Whether it was in Alberta or Quebec.

German POWs in Canada during WWII would frequently 'escape' from prison camps on a Friday nights and party with the local population. Or were fed suppers. I think my mom & uncle mentioned they came over as guests on the farm.

So the prison guards must have been in on it. Maybe the Germans bribed them with prison rations like cigarettes or personal belongings? I imagine a good bunch of them were skilled tradesmen back in Germany so they knew how to make things or fix them for people. Other words they were probably useful in captivity even for the Canadian Army.

I know many were put in the fields to do farm work for the locals.

I guess the reason none of them actually chose to truly attempt escape was they were deathly scared of going back to the front. For many that would have meant certain death on the battlefield so it was more convenient to wait the war out in Canada on an 'enemy' prison camp. Plus they were fed 3 meals a day with rations provided under the Geneva convention.

They were on the other side of the ocean and basically the only way to get back home was to swim across. I don't believe there were any records or stories of them trying to. So they were actually model Prisoners. This was in sharp contrast with Europe where Prisoners frequently tried to escape.

US, the stories were somewhat similar

 

[Adam Hitler]

Apparently those stories were quite common @Adam Hitler. Whether it was in Alberta or Quebec.

German POWs in Canada during WWII would frequently 'escape' from prison camps on a Friday nights and party with the local population. Or were fed suppers. I think my mom & uncle mentioned they came over as guests on the farm.

So the prison guards must have been in on it. Maybe the Germans bribed them with prison rations like cigarettes or personal belongings? I imagine a good bunch of them were skilled tradesmen back in Germany so they knew how to make things or fix them for people. Other words they were probably useful in captivity even for the Canadian Army.

I know many were put in the fields to do farm work for the locals.

I guess the reason none of them actually chose to truly attempt escape was they were deathly scared of going back to the front. For many that would have meant certain death on the battlefield so it was more convenient to wait the war out in Canada on an 'enemy' prison camp. Plus they were fed 3 meals a day with rations provided under the Geneva convention.

They were on the other side of the ocean and basically the only way to get back home was to swim across. I don't believe there were any records or stories of them trying to. So they were actually model Prisoners. This was in sharp contrast with Europe where Prisoners frequently tried to escape.

US, the stories were somewhat similar

Females during war time don't necessarily have any loyalty to a particular side, unless their husband/boyfriend is away fighting. If not they can quite easily get their heads turned by enemy soldiers.

 

[Admin.]

Females during war time don't necessarily have any loyalty to a particular side, unless their husband/boyfriend is away fighting. If not they can quite easily get their heads turned by enemy soldiers.

X says you always like to listen to "Our Lips Are Sealed" when you guys are in the 69 position, what does that even mean?

 

[The Prowler]

So Senile @Joe....anything interesting about yourself?

 

[Jack]

X says you always like to listen to "Our Lips Are Sealed" when you guys are in the 69 position, what does that even mean?

probably dried semen.

 

[Fredricka]

The Prowler is all set to win the battle of the bores. Go for it champ

 

[Lily]

The Prowler is all set to win the battle of the bores. Go for it champ

Prowler will declare himself Bore Champ and show us the belt though.

 

[Admin.]

Prowler will declare himself Bore Champ and show us the belt though.

Nobody knows more about boring than Yowler, nobody!

 

[Joe]

Prowler will declare himself Bore Champ and show us the belt though.

@The Prowler always wants to play the role of 'The Dominant Male'.

He can't relate to others like a normal person.

And he desperately wants you & the women in this forum to worship and fawn over him @Lily

You see as a child, The Prowler didn't get enough love and attention from his Mother.

Perhaps she wasn't around, left his Dad or she disowned him.

Now he craves it in his later adult life.

All his latent tendencies are beginning to reveal themselves.

That coupled with his disabilities.

Def got Mommy issues tho.

 

[Fredricka]

@The Prowler always wants to play the role of 'The Dominant Male'.

He can't relate to others like a normal person.

And he desperately wants you & the women in this forum to worship and fawn over him @Lily

You see as a child, The Prowler didn't get enough love and attention from his Mother.

Perhaps she wasn't around, left his Dad or she disowned him.

Now he craves it in his later adult life.

All his latent tendencies are beginning to reveal themselves.

That coupled with his disabilities.

Def got Mommy issues tho.

He probably wants to get back to her breast and is wondering why society won't let him

 

[Lily]

@The Prowler always wants to play the role of 'The Dominant Male'.

He can't relate to others like a normal person.

And he desperately wants you & the women in this forum to worship and fawn over him @Lily

You see as a child, The Prowler didn't get enough love and attention from his Mother.

Perhaps she wasn't around, left his Dad or she disowned him.

Now he craves it in his later adult life.

All his latent tendencies are beginning to reveal themselves.

That coupled with his disabilities.

Def got Mommy issues tho.

He stands zero chance of women, anywhere, fawning over him.

​

 

[Fredricka]

He stands zero chance of women, anywhere, fawning over him.

​

Poor tinderella

 

[The Prowler]

The level of disinterest in Senile @Joe is remarkable.

The most interesting thing about Senile @Joe is that his mother knew Nazis.

What a sad sack of shit.

 

[X]

Indeed, very sad
@Joe what say ye, are there times you're a happy bag of shit or is the prowler being truthful this time LOL

 

[Fredricka]

The level of disinterest in Senile @Joe is remarkable.

The most interesting thing about Senile @Joe is that his mother knew Nazis.

What a sad sack of shit.

That is quite interesting in this day and age, what's the whole story?

 

[Lily]

That is quite interesting in this day and age, what's the whole story?

It's more interesting than anything game night champ has ever posted.