Give Sex advice to the bastard above you

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Just what the title says.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Never hold a candle if you don’t know where it’s been.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Never put a rectal thermometer in your mouth

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Don't place suppositories next to your hearing aids as you might get them mixed up.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Tone it down a bit Oliver you're too damn sexy. You keep the women of BF all hot and bothered. Give the poor ladies a break!

 

[Scott]

Always check for TP before ya take a seat.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

it's okay to wade in the red river but never drink from it

 

[Scott]

Don't go to sleep with an itchy ass or you'll wake up with a smelly finger.

 

[Scott]

Before going through a red light, look both ways for a cop before proceeding.

 

[TheHaze]

When taking Viagra swallow fast to avoid a stiff neck- - - - - -

If you want to keep a friend don't lend them money- - - - - -

If you can't pay cash then you can't afford it !

The sun is always shinning some where- - - - - -

Don't fart next to a camp fire- - - - - - -

Never salt scramble eggs before you cook them- - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[TheHaze]

My upper chest was peel off in a accident and have no tits- - - - - -

Don't forget to clean your butt hole before anal sex !

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[Damaged Maven]

Never ask a cajun what's for dinner.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Remember no means yes and yes means anal.

 

[Jeannie]

dont eat yellow snow or buy a bargain parachute

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Only like people who like big butts, they cannot lie.

 

[Jeannie]

Only like people who like big butts, they cannot lie.

oh yes they can lol

 

[TheHaze]

 

[Damaged Maven]

Shower daily. Whew, you smell like yesterday's fart.

 

[Swamp-Duck]