Goodbye SADaaronRockMonkey!

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I stick around for some more fun times. Only a fleeting cyber presence, though.:ThumbsUp3:

No, no! The authorities will come and get you... THE AUTHORITIES!!!! Run, RUN while you can!

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

 

[X]

I stick around for some more fun times. Only a fleeting cyber presence, though.:ThumbsUp3:

No, no! The authorities will come and get you... THE AUTHORITIES!!!! Run, RUN while you can!

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

 

[Seamajor]

Sticking around cos I having too much funses. I larf heartily at you all getting hawt under colla. Scouse even change his name cos of me & spaz Dilfer’s gay ship be sinking. It’s all hilarious. We all laughing. :LOL1:

Listen to Mr. Popular.

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

What’s wrong with my current one?

It’s all over the shop. Pick something dynamic. Like Sprung Monkey or Loaded Monkey or Monkey Blue Balls or Monkey Punch or Hellmutt Monkey or Monkey Brie or Chowder Monkey or The 3rd Monkey or Monkey Chop...anything other than the direction the name is trying to go currently. It just spurs up a Canadian site that sucks brass balls!

I agree it be a bit obtuse, but it was done intentionally to trigger certain peeps, namely those with cuckoo sads disposition. Method to my madness, breakie. :Wink:

Verdict: I stick with dis moniker. :ThumbsUp3:

 

[Breakfall]

What’s wrong with my current one?

It’s all over the shop. Pick something dynamic. Like Sprung Monkey or Loaded Monkey or Monkey Blue Balls or Monkey Punch or Hellmutt Monkey or Monkey Brie or Chowder Monkey or The 3rd Monkey or Monkey Chop...anything other than the direction the name is trying to go currently. It just spurs up a Canadian site that sucks brass balls!

I agree it be a bit obtuse, but it was done intentionally to trigger certain peeps, namely those with cuckoo sads disposition. Method to my madness, breakie. :Wink:

Verdict: I stick with dis moniker. :ThumbsUp3:

Fair enough...his name isn’t Aaron though!
:devil1:

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

Hmm .... maybe it isn’t. Maybe I get him mixed up with someone else with a very similar posting style. I’m undecided. He’s still an old foo’ with ornithological tats. He swallows. Silly old man! :LOL1:

 

[Breakfall]

Hmm .... maybe it isn’t. Maybe I get him mixed up with someone else with a very similar posting style. I’m undecided. He’s still an old foo’ with ornithological tats. He swallows. Silly old man! :LOL1:

The old man and the sea...cruel but fair.
Ernest Hemingway.

:Cheers:

 

[Seamajor]

What’s wrong with my current one?

It’s all over the shop. Pick something dynamic. Like Sprung Monkey or Loaded Monkey or Monkey Blue Balls or Monkey Punch or Hellmutt Monkey or Monkey Brie or Chowder Monkey or The 3rd Monkey or Monkey Chop...anything other than the direction the name is trying to go currently. It just spurs up a Canadian site that sucks brass balls!

I agree it be a bit obtuse, but it was done intentionally to trigger certain peeps, namely those with cuckoo sads disposition. Method to my madness, breakie. :Wink:

Verdict: I stick with dis moniker. :ThumbsUp3:

Can anyone translate what this phony is trying to say? May I pick out a new avatar for ya?

 

[Breakfall]

What’s wrong with my current one?

It’s all over the shop. Pick something dynamic. Like Sprung Monkey or Loaded Monkey or Monkey Blue Balls or Monkey Punch or Hellmutt Monkey or Monkey Brie or Chowder Monkey or The 3rd Monkey or Monkey Chop...anything other than the direction the name is trying to go currently. It just spurs up a Canadian site that sucks brass balls!

I agree it be a bit obtuse, but it was done intentionally to trigger certain peeps, namely those with cuckoo sads disposition. Method to my madness, breakie. :Wink:

Verdict: I stick with dis moniker. :ThumbsUp3:

Can anyone translate what this phony is trying to say?

I think that he wants BF membership to stick together and recruit new membership into the ranks. None of this bullshit fence-sitting that has ravaged our forum over the past few years. Enough is enough...

 

[Seamajor]

SadMonkey has the GAYDSE from his GoATsee

Dilf, help me with a new avatar for Spazz.

 

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I stick around for some more fun times. Only a fleeting cyber presence, though.:ThumbsUp3:

No, no! The authorities will come and get you... THE AUTHORITIES!!!! Run, RUN while you can!

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

 

[Q]

I agree it be a bit obtuse, but it was done intentionally to trigger certain peeps, namely those with cuckoo sads disposition. Method to my madness, breakie. :Wink:

Verdict: I stick with dis moniker. :ThumbsUp3:

Can anyone translate what this phony is trying to say? May I pick out a new avatar for ya?

Who cares what he is saying? If his messages cost me too much time to read, I just skip them. Might be a good advice for everyone :)

 

[X]

I stick around for some more fun times. Only a fleeting cyber presence, though.:ThumbsUp3:

No, no! The authorities will come and get you... THE AUTHORITIES!!!! Run, RUN while you can!

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

 

[Q]

I stick around for some more fun times. Only a fleeting cyber presence, though.:ThumbsUp3:

No, no! The authorities will come and get you... THE AUTHORITIES!!!! Run, RUN while you can!

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

Shutup when adults are talking. Ae you really so STUPID that you do not understand that?

 

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@SADaaronRockMonkey It's really going wrong and I am afraid you do not understand the problem. This is why I created a graphical presentation of the issue for you. Please look at the image above.

If you do not see the issue, please ask for help!

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

I wipe my ass with calendars. My life is excitingly chaotic, so I don’t need them.

 

[Q]

I wipe my ass with calendars. My life is excitingly chaotic, so I don’t need them.

It's better to use toilet paper. You're a strange person.... :Confused3:

 

[Breakfall]

A side bidet hose should be standard for cleaning one’s arse, and toilet paper just for dabbing up. The French are clued-up in this regard...

 

[UncleDiLF]

A side bidet hose should be standard for cleaning one’s arse, and toilet paper just for dabbing up. The French are clued-up in this regard...

Ass you can, SCAT is always a hot topic! Trololololo

 

[Breakfall]

A side bidet hose should be standard for cleaning one’s arse, and toilet paper just for dabbing up. The French are clued-up in this regard...

Ass you can, SCAT is always a hot topic! Trololololo

When one can snap one off nice and clean with little or no paperwork, well that is a great outcome. The epitome of a great shit.

But alas, when one is tormented with a messy miserable turd that refuses to be wiped clean, sheet after sheet after sheet after sheet, well...some much needed intervention is required.

The bidet hose is the hygienic answer...and it helps save trees!
Viva La Revolution...
:Indeed:

 

[UncleDiLF]

A side bidet hose should be standard for cleaning one’s arse, and toilet paper just for dabbing up. The French are clued-up in this regard...

Ass you can, SCAT is always a hot topic! Trololololo

When one can snap one off nice and clean with little or no paperwork, well that is a great outcome. The epitome of a great shit.

But alas, when one is tormented with a messy miserable turd that refuses to be wiped clean, sheet after sheet after sheet after sheet, well...some much needed intervention is required.

The bidet hose is the hygienic answer...and it helps save trees!
Viva La Revolution...
:Indeed:

I always used bidets. Scat paper will never makes your sissyhole clean! I use wet scat papers premium. And then wipe my boihole dry. But mostly bidets are more hygienic .

These sheeps! Sold oit paper also today. Fucking sheeps

 

[Breakfall]

A side bidet hose should be standard for cleaning one’s arse, and toilet paper just for dabbing up. The French are clued-up in this regard...

Ass you can, SCAT is always a hot topic! Trololololo

When one can snap one off nice and clean with little or no paperwork, well that is a great outcome. The epitome of a great shit.

But alas, when one is tormented with a messy miserable turd that refuses to be wiped clean, sheet after sheet after sheet after sheet, well...some much needed intervention is required.

The bidet hose is the hygienic answer...and it helps save trees!
Viva La Revolution...
:Indeed:

I always used bidets. Scat paper will never makes your sissyhole clean! I use wet scat papers premium. And then wipe my boihole dry. But mostly bidets are more hygienic .

These sheeps! Sold oit paper also today. Fucking sheeps

It’s hard to fathom why people wouldn’t embrace using water in conjunction with premium butt paper really! I mean fancy walking around with a half-arsed attempt at proper hygiene? Fucking shit-staining oneself with skidmark and a feral permeating whiff! Fucking deplorable!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Can you imagine many running around with paper at their butthole with small Chunks of scat mixed in??? Whoresons and whoredaughters!

Always use water. Hell, do it like the Muslims Do. Fill up a water bottle and use this like a bidet and clean your filthy hole clean, while the water drains down.

Using only scatpaper wont clean it!!! you are absolutely right. Disgusting!

 

[Breakfall]

Can you imagine many running around with paper at their butthole with small Chunks of scat mixed in??? Whoresons and whoredaughters!

Always use water. Hell, do it like the Muslims Do. Fill up a water bottle and use this like a bidet and clean your filthy hole clean, while the water drains down.

Using only scatpaper wont clean it!!! you are absolutely right. Disgusting!

Good thinking with the water bottle idea, especially if one has to use a public toilet to snap one off in the middle of the day.

The Muslims use water but not paper, at least the one’s in Indonesia that I know of. There’s often a communal soap bar, but it’s a bit dubious, particularly when there’s brown specs in it.
Also it’s not good etiquette to pass them things with your left hand, because over there it’s their butt-hand. They use the right hand to eat food with, often with direct fingers.

Lol...I used to troll them all the time, passing them things with my left. When they got annoyed and pointed to my right hand to pass them things, I used to tell them it was MY butt-hand! They got very upset with that! Trololololol
:LOL2:

 

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@SADaaronRockMonkey OMG! You were right! They're coming!

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

Soon. Very soon ..........

 

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Soon. Very soon ..........

We're still waiting....

 

[The Countess]

Whatever happened to Spaz? He had me interested lol

 

[Master Pu]

Whatever happened to Spaz? He had me interested lol

You mean Mel?
He vanished.

 

[The Countess]

Whatever happened to Spaz? He had me interested lol

You mean Mel?
He vanished.

That was NOT drunk ass Mel. He’s currently detoxing lol