Greetings minions.

[Frood]

Greetings Ladys(lol) and Gentlemen, boys, girls, midgets, freaks and furrys, I have returneded.

Well wondering why I am in the whinney bastard of the month poll when Ive not poasted since the 2nd of August.

Life is rich, I'm halfway through my course on American History so already know way more than the likes of Fragglmin and the Ham planet.

I am not going to be prosecuted for assault causing actual bodily harm, well thats nice seeing as all I did was punch my way past a dickhead obstructing me in the road. Was offered a "community resolution" for the accusation of criminal damage which I rejected fuck that! Will give a fuller write up when this shit is sorted in about a month.

Been nice weather, busy working and rocking at living. I see a new season of Wednesday has started, that chick has the right attitude!

so how are my stooches?

Is @Weeg a bot?

Feel free to ask questions.

Do you sit down to pee or stand up and what about number 2's?

Thank you.

 

[Weeg]

In the UK we use short fat cunts like you as a pull through for sewage pipes. Just put a rope round your neck then drag you through said pipe, simples.

Dont yoo have a roto rooter in that UK?

 

[Flynn]

There isn't a parole system in the UK.

Spare me.

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[Flynn]

not today, any other points I can show you are wrong about?

Yes, tell me again you're a straight male.

 

[Kirk]

Do you sit down to pee or stand up and what about number 2's?

Thank you.

So, after posting these 3 Stooges-level flames, do you get a custard pie and smash it on your face?

 

[Lily]

So, after posting these 3 Stooges-level flames, do you get a custard pie and smash it on your face?

Closest he can afford is leftover scrambled egg with his toe cheese. Regardless, he should definitely smash it on his face.

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily hamfists pie into her face hole. Poppy inserts figurines up his fanny hole.

 

[Flynn]

So, after posting these 3 Stooges-level flames, do you get a custard pie and smash it on your face?

I thought you were going to disappear?

 

[Frood]

I thought you were going to disappear?

He largely has....

 

[Cookie Monster]

You can get parole in UK?

Yes Gimpy you can.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Do you sit down to pee or stand up and what about number 2's?

Thank you.

If I sit down I'll snare my dick between the seat and the bowl, I prefer to tie a knot in the end and use it to wack weegs teeth out,

 

[Cookie Monster]

Spare me.

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Pardon me stooch, most my friends dont get parole and are /"Detained at his Majesties pleasure.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Yes, tell me again you're a straight male.

No, you would just call me a tease.

 

[Flynn]

If I sit down I'll snare my dick between the seat and the bowl, I prefer to tie a knot in the end and use it to wack weegs teeth out,

So you're saying you want your knot to be in weeg's mouth?

 

[Flynn]

Pardon me stooch, most my friends dont get parole and are /"Detained at his Majesties pleasure.

So obviously your "friends" are terrorists.

You should get with Fred.

 

[Flynn]

No, you would just call me a tease.

No. I would call you a liar.

 

[Grimmy]

Yes Gimpy you can.

Damn sick burn brah.

 

[Cookie Monster]

No. I would call you a liar.

Look stooch, I only popped in to answer a few questions not deal with stooches who are trying to develop some kind of relationship. I'm not impressed by your ability to super-ick.

 

[Flynn]

Look stooch, I only popped in to answer a few questions not deal with stooches who are trying to develop some kind of relationship. I'm not impressed by your ability to super-ick.

Which is why you feel the need to mention me everytime you log on?

 

[Fredricka]

So obviously your "friends" are terrorists.

You should get with Fred.

You've gone too far now flynn, wash your fucking mouth out. This has actually made me feel quite bilious

 

[Flynn]

You've gone too far now flynn, wash your fucking mouth out. This has actually made me feel quite bilious

Damn...look at Fred with the Mount Everest vocabulary.

 

[Fredricka]

Damn...look at Fred with the Mount Everest vocabulary.

Please don't hate me because I'm an intellectual

 

[Flynn]

Please don't hate me because I'm an intellectual

*Sigh*

Okay. I'll use ever fiber of my being not to.