Grocery Delivery.

[Frood]

You might know better than me but I've always said that forum is full of alts. The same person posting the same shit under different usernames to keep the forum active.

Not the case at all.

 

[Fredricka]

Do you like meAT?

I'm a meAT eater, yes

 

[Fredricka]

You might know better than me but I've always said that forum is full of alts. The same person posting the same shit under different usernames to keep the forum active.

There's 4 people, the rest are alts

 

[Adam Hitler]

The one everyone should already be aware of is UncleDoOf.

I know others have also migrated here from a gore site(s) but it's not like I kept a list or anything. It's not difficult to spot these people for crying out loud; you only have to actually read their damn poasts.

As for the pron... Alticus has mentioned more than once that he likes it and, well, just look at some of the avatars floating around. Or have a peep (pun very much intended) into the sub(s?) here that cater to, um, more prurient interests shall we say.

I'm not trying to judge or shame anyone here.
If you need more information you can bloody well go out there and get it.

Dilf returned a few weeks ago but something was off about him, like someone else was using the handle. Initially I blamed BF, but now I'm not so sure. He was behaving out of character and definitely wasn't the same, it was as though someone was doing a poor impersonation of him.

If he comes around again, do me a favour and test him, see if he remembers you?

 

[Adam Hitler]

You might know better than me but I've always said that forum is full of alts. The same person posting the same shit under different usernames to keep the forum active.

There are several blatant examples... "Thiel" being one.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Do you like meAT?

See, this is Dilf's trademark catchphrase, right? And when he came around last time, he said "Hehe lets meat!", missing out the capitalisation of the last 2 letters.

I know Dilf, and he's never done that, it spoils the joke.

 

[Flynn]

Go Fish, princess.
I'm done playing "Spot The Deviant". lulz

Why?

It was...fun.

You old fuddy-duddy.

What shall we talk about next?

 

[Flynn]

I came from a gore site

That explains a little bit...

 

[Garraty_47]

Why?

It was...fun.

You old fuddy-duddy.

It may have been fun for you but I'm not a fan of gossip and/or petty drama.
It's true... the best way to get rid of me is turn on a television broadcasting a soap opera or a gossipy-type talk show. I'll immediately run screaming from the room and you'll be lucky if I ever come back.

What shall we talk about next?

I dunno. Let's just see where the forum wanders today and if an interesting alley or weird little shoppe appears we can have a look inside.

 

[Garraty_47]

That explains a little bit...

See!? See!?

I told ya they'd start identifying themselves.
People could save a lot of headache and hassle if they'd just believe me sometimes.

 

[Flynn]

It may have been fun for you but I'm not a fan of gossip and/or petty drama.
It's true... the best way to get rid of me is turn on a television broadcasting a soap opera or a gossipy-type talk show. I'll immediately run screaming from the room and you'll be lucky if I ever come back.

You are such a fibber. Garraty, you forget I know you. You are up in all of these threads just like the rest of us. Most of these threads are about gossip and rumor. Matter of fact you have a great deal to say when that particular rumor or gossip is about another person who you think is along the lines of a reptile trying to type out a reply on a qwerty keyboard.

No one is trying to run you off. You're good for a forum. I hope you'll stay here for a while like before.

I dunno. Let's just see where the forum wanders today and if an interesting alley or weird little shoppe appears we can have a look inside.

I am not going to Dagon, or Daigon Alley, or whatever alley it's called.

I have a question.

In all your time online, who was the most annoying poster you have had the pleasure of meeting?

 

[Flynn]

See!? See!?

I told ya they'd start identifying themselves.
People could save a lot of headache and hassle if they'd just believe me sometimes.

Those that know X and him as Stnky(finger), know that he's not working with a full deck of Magic The Gathering cards (no offense X).

I think what everyone at home and myself want to see is you using your Hercule Poirot like skills to ferret out the pervs who are really good at hiding in plain sight.

That sounds fun doesn't it?

 

[Garraty_47]

I have a question.

In all your time online, who was the most annoying poster you have had the pleasure of meeting?

Now that's a tough one given the amount of competition.

Hmm.

Ya know, I can't think of anyone who was consistently and perpetually annoying. The title of "Most Annoying Poaster" is more suited to being awarded on a temporary and rotating basis. Sometimes the crown gets passed on several times in one day. However if you mean it strictly as a subjective opinion of the most *overall* annoying poaster I've met that's an even tougher call... annoying is annoying after all.

Although- there was someone who went by the nym "GayBlack" who literally stalked me from the firewalled MSNTV groups to Usenet and maybe a forum or two... I can't recall if forums were a thing back then. S/he wasn't even so much aggravating as just creepy and persistent.

So yeah.
Unless I remember someone more deserving I have to say GayBlack was the crème de la crème of annoying poasters.

How 'bout you?

 

[X]

Those that know X and him as Stnky(finger), know that he's not working with a full deck of Magic The Gathering cards (no offense X).

I think what everyone at home and myself want to see is you using your Hercule Poirot like skills to ferret out the pervs who are really good at hiding in plain sight.

That sounds fun doesn't it?

Pffft, faggot cards, who tha fuck anyways FAGGOTS in a basement making basement movies with pervert @Jack that's who I’m so sick of the back stabbing that goes on here it’s like Jack eXploded and you’re all his faggOT molecules ffs

 

[Garraty_47]

Those that know X and him as Stnky(finger), know that he's not working with a full deck of Magic The Gathering cards (no offense X).

I think what everyone at home and myself want to see is you using your Hercule Poirot like skills to ferret out the pervs who are really good at hiding in plain sight.

That sounds fun doesn't it?

Sounds like work to me, for what reward or satisfaction? I need some kind of motivation to intentionally focus my deductive skills like that and proximity, even if only mental, to prurients and gore-fixated types isn't someplace I'd volunteer to be.

 

[Fredricka]

Pffft, faggot cards, who tha fuck anyways FAGGOTS in a basement making basement movies with pervert @Jack that's who I’m so sick of the back stabbing that goes on here it’s like Jack eXploded and you’re all his faggOT molecules ffs

I NOT FAGGOT MOLECULE, KAY? :)
gawd

 

[Garraty_47]

I NOT FAGGOT MOLECULE, KAY? :)
gawd

Fredi speaks for us all here, I think it's safe to say.

 

[Flynn]

Now that's a tough one given the amount of competition.

Hmm.

Ya know, I can't think of anyone who was consistently and perpetually annoying. The title of "Most Annoying Poaster" is more suited to being awarded on a temporary and rotating basis. Sometimes the crown gets passed on several times in one day. However if you mean it strictly as a subjective opinion of the most *overall* annoying poaster I've met that's an even tougher call... annoying is annoying after all.

Although- there was someone who went by the nym "GayBlack" who literally stalked me from the firewalled MSNTV groups to Usenet and maybe a forum or two... I can't recall if forums were a thing back then. S/he wasn't even so much aggravating as just creepy and persistent.

So yeah.
Unless I remember someone more deserving I have to say GayBlack was the crème de la crème of annoying poasters.

How 'bout you?

Gosh. That's a good question.

The most annoying. Hmmmmm...I guess it was a poster I first met at a place called Chat-Avenue. Before our homework forum got raided by Brawl-Hall members, there was this one poster that would always come into there to spam, and troll. I believe his handle was Tosspot. He was obviously from the U.K. It wouldn't have been so bad had it not been a homework help forum. He would berate me because I was one of the few that ignored him, so I usually got it the worst. I would cut my sessions short, or log onto a different forum. You know, the regular things people do to adapt. It really was annoying because I had to kind of work my schedule around this one ding-dong.

So this went on until we got raided by BH members. Fast forward, I went after them and ending up being that which I had chased. Anyways, about one year had passed and like I always do, soaked up everything I could learn of the black arts on Brawl-Hall. Learned from some of the great masters like That Dastardly Man and Evil Blood. In that one year, I went from being a wallflower to something I never thought I could be...me. Remind you it had only been one year out of 20+ so I still had lots to learn, but I was no longer a deer caught in headlights.

I don't really know how it happened, but one fateful day, that Tosspot guy showed up at BH and was hamming my threads up. He knew it was me because I went by Flynn over at Chat-Avenue as well. Little did he know or suspect that he was picking a fight with a new She-Hulk kind of Flynn. I tore into that poor boy like there was no tomorrow, and that this person was responsible for what I had become. Not only did he get torn from limb to limb by me, but Brawl-Hall was a place that if there was blood in the water other "sharks" start appearing. The others made sure there was nothing left after 5 hours and 120 posts later. I can tell you from experience, if you've never had experience with troll and flamers, and you go to a place like BH at it's prime...lets just say the thought of never going back online is a sane and rational thought.

Yeah. He was annoying because I was trying to study. Looking back on it now, that was prolly the least of my problems.

So, now that we've got the most annoying poster you've ever known, let's switch gears and post your favorite poster of all time.

 

[Flynn]

Pffft, faggot cards, who tha fuck anyways FAGGOTS in a basement making basement movies with pervert @Jack that's who I’m so sick of the back stabbing that goes on here it’s like Jack eXploded and you’re all his faggOT molecules ffs

Relax X.

I didn't mean it.

I just needed to use you for a minute to see if jack would fly in and give me a rep for saying something less than stellar about you.

I can't tell you these things because you aren't allowed to be part of stealth missions.

 

[X]

Relax X.

I didn't mean it.

I just needed to use you for a minute to see if jack would fly in and give me a rep for saying something less than stellar about you.

I can't tell you these things because you aren't allowed to be part of stealth missions.

Oh.

 

[X]

If it was a secret mission you wouldn’t have said it’s a secret mission so I know you’re lying its’okay ….. that’s twice you’ve covertly ripped me I’m watching and note things I’m hip

 

[Flynn]

If it was a secret mission you wouldn’t have said it’s a secret mission so I know you’re lying its’okay ….. that’s twice you’ve covertly ripped me I’m watching and note things I’m hip

I always say it's a secret mission after the fact. I'm sorry you think I'm lying to you. I thought you knew me better than that. I typically am not shy on telling people my thoughts.

I haven't ripped you covertly, I'll do it to your face and you know this. I apologize if you think I'm trying to undermine your claims about Jack, and I'm double sorry you think I would discard you in such a way that would make you feel hurt and lied to.

If there's anything I can do to make this right, just let me know.

 

[Garraty_47]

So, now that we've got the most annoying poster you've ever known, let's switch gears and post your favorite poster of all time.

Again, I've had lots of temporary personal favorites over the years and it would be almost impossible to narrow it down to only one. But my favorite moment was thanks to a guy who went by 'SpiderAtWeb'. Spidey was one of a number of us (mostly KOF folks) who had a group email exchange flying around every day. Most were on WebTV/MSNTV devices and they had a rather limited mailbox capacity. When the mailbox filled anyone sending an email to that address would get an instant kick-back message saying the recipient couldn't get any more mail. We started getting kick-backs from Spidey's address meaning everyone who sent an email to the list got a kick-back. At the list's peak usage during a day there were a *lot* of emails constantly being tossed back and forth. We actually removed him from the list because the kick-backs were just getting too irritating.

Spidey didn't know his mailbox was full when he fired up his device and started responding to the emails that had accumulated during his absence. People started responding to Spidey and the kick-backs started all over again. So now some lists had Spidey on them (but were being shared from people who had only responded to him so it wasn't obvious those lists were poisoned) and some didn't. Chaos ensued.

So now Spidey is sending angry emails wanting to know why we were all "ignoring" him and we're sending him angry responses telling him to "EMPTY YOUR FUCKING MAILBOX!" which immediately resulted in the *chirpchirp* sound of a kick-back landing in our own mailboxes.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard for so long.
Literally sore sides and facial muscles, tears and everything.

To this day it's still my favorite internet thing.

 

[Flynn]

Again, I've had lots of temporary personal favorites over the years and it would be almost impossible to narrow it down to only one. But my favorite moment was thanks to a guy who went by 'SpiderAtWeb'. Spidey was one of a number of us (mostly KOF folks) who had a group email exchange flying around every day. Most were on WebTV/MSNTV devices and they had a rather limited mailbox capacity. When the mailbox filled anyone sending an email to that address would get an instant kick-back message saying the recipient couldn't get any more mail. We started getting kick-backs from Spidey's address meaning everyone who sent an email to the list got a kick-back. At the list's peak usage during a day there were a *lot* of emails constantly being tossed back and forth. We actually removed him from the list because the kick-backs were just getting too irritating.

Spidey didn't know his mailbox was full when he fired up his device and started responding to the emails that had accumulated during his absence. People started responding to Spidey and the kick-backs started all over again. So now some lists had Spidey on them (but were being shared from people who had only responded to him so it wasn't obvious those lists were poisoned) and some didn't. Chaos ensued.

So now Spidey is sending angry emails wanting to know why we were all "ignoring" him and we're sending him angry responses telling him to "EMPTY YOUR FUCKING MAILBOX!" which immediately resulted in the *chirpchirp* sound of a kick-back landing in our own mailboxes.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard for so long.
Literally sore sides and facial muscles, tears and everything.

To this day it's still my favorite internet thing.

So that was your most memorable memory, with ol Spidey being the background character.

Heh, you guys are such nerds.

How you even start to orchestrate that just goes way above my head with the time zone differences, and the different languages...a literal logistical nightmare to say the least. Something like that would never fly in the newer generation of forum posters. I am seeing a pattern though. Take jack and Lotusbud. What is the one thing they have in common? They both whine. Plus, they're both in their 70's. So I guess posters of different ages act differently. There seems to be a peak and then a sharp decline after 50.

 

[Garraty_47]

So that was your most memorable memory, with ol Spidey being the background character.

No Spidey was definitely front and center (he just didn't know it at the time); whether as protagonist or antagonist depends on your disposition I reckon. Me? I wouldn't have had it play out any other way. LoL

Heh, you guys are such nerds.

Alright alright, I'm already being civil... no need for flattery.

But thanks anyway.