Happy Cinco de Mayo

[Garraty_47]

At the risk of being accused of cultural appropriation I had burritos for dinner.

Mmm.

 

[The Cuntess]

Better not have been those frozen shits

 

[Garraty_47]

Better not have been those frozen shits

...



(sneaks out of the thread as quietly as possible)

 

[Flynn]

At the risk of being accused of cultural appropriation I had burritos for dinner.

Mmm.

This is a stupid thread.

You should have posted a video of you shaving your ass with jack's buck teeth.

 

[Garraty_47]

This is a stupid thread.

Thanks, I rather liked it myself.

You should have posted a video of you shaving your ass with jack's buck teeth.

In addition to sounding highly implausible as an effective depilatory I don't want to rub some dude's face on my ass. Who does that? You can be so weird sometimes.

 

[Flynn]

Thanks, I rather liked it myself.

Of course you do. You have shown that you like stupid things in the past such as retarded posts.

In addition to sounding highly implausible as an effective depilatory I don't want to rub some dude's face on my ass. Who does that? You can be so weird sometimes.

I was hoping you had formed a mental picture in that coffee addled brain of yours. Have you ever had the pleasure of "rubbing a dude's face on your ass?" How do you know you don't like it, if you've never tried it?

I dunno who does that besides you and jack. I do not judge, nor do I try telling two alleged heterosexual men how to act behind closed forum doors.

I can be weird? I guess everyone has their definition of "weird." You undoubtedly have not seen "weird" if you think my response to your OP was "weird."

 

[Garraty_47]

I was hoping you had formed a mental picture in that coffee addled brain of yours. Have you ever had the pleasure of "rubbing a dude's face on your ass?" How do you know you don't like it it if you've never tried it?

One: That's just mean. You know I've got a vivid imagination and trying to exploit it like that is deplorable.

Two: I've never tried drinking bleach but that doesn't mean I'm going to start chugging the stuff just to see if it's tasty.

Frankly if you wanted a video of my ass you've chosen the worst way imaginable to go about it and at this point I don't think I'll be obliging you anyway. Weirdo.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Oh, yeah. Huh. Cinco de Drinko.

 

[Flynn]

One: That's just mean. You know I've got a vivid imagination and trying to exploit it like that is deplorable.

Which is why I didn't add Freud's feet into the mix.

Two: I've never tried drinking bleach but that doesn't mean I'm going to start chugging the stuff just to see if it's tasty.

I didn't mean try things that would have adverse effects on your health. I just thought you might like another man's lips in close proximity to your anus, after shitting out last nights Walmart bought frozen "burritos."

On a scale of one to ten. One being waay wrong and ten being absolutely spot on, how close was I? 20? 30?

Frankly if you wanted a video of my ass you've chosen the worst way imaginable to go about it and at this point I don't think I'll be obliging you anyway. Weirdo.

The question is would I want to look at your pale and divot covered ass cheeks in the first place? Would it make you feel used if I wanted to look at your chocolate starfish?

 

[Garraty_47]

I didn't mean try things that would have adverse effects on your health. I just thought you might like another man's lips in close proximity to your anus, after shitting out last nights Walmart bought frozen "burritos."

On a scale of one to ten. One being waay wrong and ten being absolutely spot on, how close was I? 20? 30?

Having some guy noshing on my glutes would definitely have adverse effects starting with my mental health and I don't even want to contemplate anything beyond that.

...and I purchased those delicious bean-n-cheese burritos at Kroger.

So HA!

On a scale of one to ten you're scoring a big fat goose egg.

The question is would I want to look at your pale and divot covered ass cheeks in the first place? Would it make you feel used if I wanted to look a your chocolate starfish?

Just looking?
Not used then, however... awkward for sure.
Never been a fan of the butt stuff; that's where poop comes out ya know.

 

[Flynn]

Having some guy noshing on my glutes would definitely have adverse effects starting with my mental health and I don't even want to contemplate anything beyond that.

Or it would improve it!

...and I purchased those delicious bean-n-cheese burritos at Kroger.

So HA!

Gross!

On a scale of one to ten you're scoring a big fat goose egg.

Damn...

Just looking?
Not used then, however... awkward for sure.
Never been a fan of the butt stuff; that's where poop comes out ya know.

That's the whole thing of it, being in a taboo area. You will prolly like it.

 

[Garraty_47]

That's the whole thing of it, being in a taboo area. You will prolly like it.

No thanks.
I'm aware others enjoy it and I'm not here to judge however that doesn't titillate me at all.

That hole is for pooping. End of line.

 

[Lily]

Oh, yeah. Huh. Cinco de Drinko.

It is a holiday that was elevated by American brewers in the 1970's to sell beer to a growing demographic.

It doesn't make a blip in Mexico.

In Mexico they celebrate Fiestas Patrias, Mexican independence from Spain, that's in September.

 

[Lily]

How weird that this thread is partially about butt sex.

Jesus Christ...

 

[Garraty_47]

How weird that this thread is partially about butt sex.

Jesus Christ...

Maybe you never should have started talking about shaving asses with teeth?

From there it was a very steep and slippery slope to butt stuff and you damn well should have known better.

 

[Frood]

Ixnay on teh buttplay...

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

It is a holiday that was elevated by American brewers in the 1970's to sell beer to a growing demographic.

It doesn't make a blip in Mexico.

In Mexico they celebrate Fiestas Patrias, Mexican independence from Spain, that's in September.

That's why I called it 'Cinco de Drinko'; for exactly the reason you just laid out, that's all it genuinely is.

 

[Flynn]

No thanks.
I'm aware others enjoy it and I'm not here to judge however that doesn't titillate me at all.

That hole is for pooping. End of line.

You will never know unless you let Freud explore your poopy area with his amazing toes.

 

[Garraty_47]

You will never know unless you let Freud explore your poopy area with his amazing toes.

Then I will never know and I can live with that.

You'll just have to console Frood by showing him the proper way to hold a pick while playing guitar with your foot-hands.

 

[Lily]

Maybe you never should have started talking about shaving asses with teeth?

From there it was a very steep and slippery slope to butt stuff and you damn well should have known better.

I did that where?

 

[Garraty_47]

I did that where?

Doh!
I assumed that other response was from Flynn and didn't even notice your nym.
My bad.

You and I don't interact very often... it'll take some getting used to. LoL

 

[Lily]

Doh!
I assumed that other response was from Flynn and didn't even notice your nym.
My bad.

You and I don't interact very often... it'll take some getting used to. LoL

No biggie. I simply get accused of all sorts of bs around here and, well, it gets old.

 

[Garraty_47]

No biggie. I simply get accused of all sorts of bs around here and, well, it gets old.

No worries.
If you think you've got it bad I've been accused of punching cats.
CATS! KITTEHS! Fursoft purrthings!

Only my fundamentally peaceful nature kept me from ripping XyPoo's head off for that.

 

[Frood]

You will never know unless you let Freud explore your poopy area with his amazing toes.

My toes become innies not outties around poopy places. Yes my amazing toes are retractable.

Just wondering though, Flynn.... do you walk or do you slap the floor?

 

[Flynn]

Just wondering though, Flynn.... do you walk or do you slap the floor?

I walk just fine.

At least my feet aren't all cracked and caked like yours. You have heard of moisturizer, right?

Your feet is where shoes go to die.

 

[Frood]

I walk just fine.

At least my feet aren't all cracked and caked like yours. You have heard of moisturizer, right?

Your feet is where shoes go to die.

You must be thinking of another's feet. My foot skin is very healthy, uniform, and lanolin cream gets applied to them at least twice a week.

And no cotton socks, ever. Only wool.

 

[Flynn]

You must be thinking of another's feet. My foot skin is very healthy, uniform, and lanolin cream gets applied to them at least twice a week.

And no cotton socks, ever. Only wool.

And putting cigarettes in between your toes is a health tip from who?

 

[Frood]

And putting cigarettes in between your toes is a health tip from who?

Not a health tip but it produced some healthy laughs during lockdown.

 

[Flynn]

Then I will never know and I can live with that.

You'll just have to console Frood by showing him the proper way to hold a pick while playing guitar with your foot-hands.

I think you need to experience it once, especially with Freud's feet. That way you can think back lovingly about how Freud's cracked feet will catch on your wool sweater.

My feet look nothing like otter paws thank you very much.

 

[Flynn]

Not a health tip but it produced some healthy laughs during lockdown.

I bet you have Athlete's Mouth now.