Of course, I take into consideration for the most part my readerships combined ineffectual quotients, so I might on early inspection stretch to a couple of paragraphs.
You are not welcome here. You Scottish kilt wearing sissy. Without the UK, you would drink the JENKEM!
You do realise that there would only be a rUK if Scotland left the UK? So, it wouldn't be a UK even geographically afterwards, would it!
What you are trying to ineffectually elucidate is that Scottish independence would in effect result in the breakup of the UK. So we would actually become something without it. We would simply be Scotland, and the UK would no longer exist.
Maybe the remaining two countries and the Province could call themselves something else, something catchy, like the United Kingdoms of Chlamydia, Great Covidstan, or just Bob. Everyone knows and loves a Bob.
Are you seriously Defending the trash country of yours? Covidstan? Seriously?
You begged for money the last 25 years! Without the holy UK and US you would be living like Mogadishu or Cambodia. No one on earth respects Scottland! Let alone the name. Come on, man!
We need this asap:
Seriously. I am so thankful not being a Scott. According to people around the world many think you look like this:
I emailed a hot female about you inbreeds. This is what she wroteded me:
Hello sexy UncleDiLF®,
Agree that there are some ugos doin the rounds at darkheid, ipox and fester road.
However, LAST SEASON when we played United (game we won 1 nil). I walked along to Tynecastle behind two of the ugliest men ever to grace the planet.
They were sporting home and away DUFC tops and wearing pish stained tracky bums... one in slippers and one in trainers with his toes sticking out the front, hair everywhere... carrying their worldly possesions in aldi's bags!
Some of you must remember them!!!!
They both looked inbred and the missing link between us and neanderthal man... so for those two beauts... Scots are fugly!
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You pathetic fatherfucker. You fatso. Let me spit on you: PPFFFOOOOOOOOOO!!!!