Hello. I'm here to drink your women and rape your whiskey.

[skinofevil]

Please show me to the nearest potted fern, that I might wither it in a deluge of my piss.

 

[IRISH KAM]

Do u an SCOUSE sleep in the same piss soaked doorway ?

 

[skinofevil]

Who do you think soaked the doorway in piss to begin with?

 

[Aryan Victory]

Sieg Heil bitches!

 

[skinofevil]

Y'know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing. Also, I lifted the lid off the tank of his toilet and shat in there so that every time he flushed, he'd end up with crap in the bowl anyway.

 

[FromHell!]

you ain't touching my whisky boi...

but welcome aboard

 

[skinofevil]

I'm gonna... make sweet looooooove to it.

 

[IRISH KAM]

Touch a mans drink and were fightin in the car park !

 

[IRISH KAM]

Who do you think soaked the doorway in piss to begin with?

ERMMMmmmmmm .......Ill take a stab in the dark here .

U and SCOUSE ?

 

[skinofevil]

Mud or Jell-O?

 

[IRISH KAM]

Mud or Jell-O?

my huge knuckles and some poor cunts face .

 

[skinofevil]

But you can't fill an outdoor pool with your huge knuckles and then tussle in it.

Unless you can. In which case, you need to get a deal with some pay-per-view provider. Or Wringling Brothers. Ya circus freak.

 

[CorsetKat]

Well hello.

For the most part you make sense and are funny.

Welcome aboard. I see you know Scouse. He don't like me much. I'm pretty sure what you may have heard about me is true though.

 

[skinofevil]

I only know one person here, but Scouse is not that person. If Scouse is a person. Unless I do know Scouse, but if I do know Scouse, I don't know that I know Scouse.

If that makes sense.

 

[Frood]

Woo-tang Clan Unite!

 

[Aryan Victory]

WelCUM aboard fella..... and no I don't know this person, not quite sure why anyone thought I did?

 

[skinofevil]

Because I am an upstanding member.

Of the community.

 

[Aryan Victory]

What other forums have you posted on?

 

[skinofevil]

I decline to answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me. (I can't remember all of them anyway.)

 

[FromHell!]

swinging back grant's family reserve over and over again right now

damn rape never felt this good...

 

[Frood]

What happens if the bottle breaks?

 

[FromHell!]

don't talk like that! the bottle never breaks but it empties pretty quick and have to buy another...and not even noon! fuck.

 

[skinofevil]

Fifths are for pussies. Half gallon or stay dry.