Here's The Question...No, Not You Numbers, You Walking Salvation Army Kettle That Rings His Own Bell...

[The Question]

So the last time The Question had a job, his boss said "I am going out for a few hours. See you when I get back. Work hard!"

The Question dropped his pants and started tickling his balls.

The boss said "What the fuck are you doing?!?!!?!?!?"

The Questions said "If I am going to work hard, first I have to get hard!!!!"


The Question. Sometimes, especially when something seems strange.

You need. To ask.

A question.

What even the fuck was that supposed to be? Are you having a brain-bleed?

 

[The Prowler]

The Question. Sometimes, especially when something seems strange.

You need. To ask.

A question.

What even the fuck was that supposed to be? Are you having a brain-bleed?

A little story to help you understand that you should not take everything so literally.

I hope not.

 

[The Question]

A little story to help you understand that you should not take everything so literally.

It would be impossible to take that literally -- because it's gibberish.

 

[ESAD TIA]

It would be impossible to take that literally -- because it's gibberish.

More like gibberballs.

 

[The Prowler]

It would be impossible to take that literally -- because it's gibberish.

I will break it down for you.


So the last time The Question had a job,

That means when you were employed.

his boss

That is the guy who you you reported to at your job.

said

That means he spoke out loud.

"I am going out for a few hours. See you when I get back.

That means your boss was leaving for a few hours so you would be working on your own.

Work hard!"

He was telling you to put forth a good effort while performing your duties.

The Question dropped his pants and started tickling his balls.

That means you pulled your pants down and started to fondle your nuts to make yourself sexually aroused.

The boss

Same guy.

said

That means he spoke out loud.

"What the fuck are you doing?!?!!?!?!?"

That means he was shocked to see you pull down your pants and play with your nuts.

The Questions

That is you.

said

That means you spoke out loud.

"If I am going to work hard, first I have to get hard!!!!"

That means you misunderstood what your boss said when he said "Work hard". You took it literally and thought be meant to work while having a boner.


Thank you for providing me insight into just how confused you are.

When you claim to be unemployable, it might actually be true.

 

[The Question]

I will break it down for you.


So the last time The Question had a job,

That means when you were employed.

his boss

That is the guy who you you reported to at your job.

said

That means he spoke out loud.

"I am going out for a few hours. See you when I get back.

That means your boss was leaving for a few hours so you would be working on your own.

Work hard!"

He was telling you to put forth a good effort while performing your duties.

The Question dropped his pants and started tickling his balls.

That means you pulled your pants down and started to fondle your nuts to make yourself sexually aroused.

The boss

Same guy.

said

That means he spoke out loud.

"What the fuck are you doing?!?!!?!?!?"

That means he was shocked to see you pull down your pants and play with your nuts.

The Questions

That is you.

said

That means you spoke out loud.

"If I am going to work hard, first I have to get hard!!!!"

That means you misunderstood what your boss said when he said "Work hard". You took it literally and thought be meant to work while having a boner.


Thank you for providing me insight into just how confused you are.

When you claim to be unemployable, it might actually be true.

Still just one of your demented fantasies.

Try the real world out, sometime, just for the change of scenery.

 

[The Prowler]

Still just one of your demented fantasies.

Try the real world out, sometime, just for the change of scenery.

Demented?


Coming from you.

You see the problem here, right?

I know your history.