They need to learn how to pace themselves.
They start rubbing against each other, get all excited, and blow their loads in an hour or two. By itself that would only be disappointing, not actually *bad*, but it takes them days or weeks to recuperate and that's just no fun for anybody.
Maybe they need better distraction techniques... thinking about Fortnite strategies or the like to prevent them from climaxing too soon?
Good fucking God, Garraty!
Do you have to comment on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POST YOU RUN HEAD FIRST RIGHT INTO?
Blurt's on the war path at the minute because his purple sequin dress still hasn't arrived...We all heard you were meant to be these great content creators.
I mean we've heard it but we just aint seeing it .
Another poem perhaps Blurtster lulz.
The chump didn’t ordered with PREMIUM EXPRESS Shipping. What a cheap Charlie.Blurt's on the war path at the minute because his purple sequin dress still hasn't arrived...
Blurt's on the war path at the minute because his purple sequin dress still hasn't arrived...
Butt out goatface!
Butt out goatface!
Poor CDubs brain stem spoiled like a plantain left out in the sun years ago.You’re walking proof that women NEED orgasms after 50, ya miserable old cunt.
The fagulators love themselves some purple
This is my current Red Sox cap. Fitted, because that's how I roll.Nah, I'm a little miffed because they sent me the Alphags powder blue suit by mistake.
I better get that purple dress back cumstain-free, you buncha degenerates.
Your avatar bro. You fucking scum.I don't understand. What is it that the Alphas do that benefits the forum in any productive and meaningful way?