Hi! I'm new to the site.

[The New Holliday]

. This guy, I mean dis guy, ayy OH!, dis guy reminds me of that Pete Davidson guy. He's not funny and says the same shit over and over...and it's never funny.
. How that guy got to stick it in Emily Ratajkowski I will never understand.

...and he bleaches his hair.

 

[Corky]

Come again?

Did I stutter bitch?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Pancake recipes.

Pancakes are just hot floppy cookies.

GIVE!!!!!!!

 

[Fantom]

Greetings. Like it says in the headline, I am new. How's everyone doing?

Hi. Welcome Nigga.

 

[BLEACH]

Hi. Welcome Nigga.

Hi!

 

[Fantom]

Hi!

How did you find this place?

I came from a TOTSE offshoot.

 

[BLEACH]

How did you find this place?

I came from a TOTSE offshoot.

I found this place while looking up the book The Bastard Factory by Chris Kraus.

 

[Admin.]

I found this place while looking up the book The Bastard Factory by Chris Kraus.

And no one has taken the time to explain to you how we are not a a library or a book store?

 

[BLEACH]

And no one has taken the time to explain to you how we are not a a library or a book store?

That makes no sense at all. Weird.

 

[Breakfall]

Pancake recipes.

And if kill you irl

 

[Breakfall]

Greetings. Like it says in the headline, I am new. How's everyone doing?

Welcome friend.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Greetings. Like it says in the headline, I am new. How's everyone doing?

What is yiur a/s/l?

Interest to ha. A bEER and popcorn ?

 

[BLEACH]

Welcome friend.

Hi! Nice to meet you.

 

[BLEACH]

What is yiur a/s/l?

Interest to ha. A bEER and popcorn ?

49. Male. Seattle, WA.
No thank you.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Bleach. Leave now. It only gets worse.

 

[UncleDiLF]

49. Male. Seattle, WA.
No thank you.

Hi. I live in san fran bay area.

Do you like movies or hanging out? I have vhs tapes and dvds. No bEER, or alcohol, ok? All good

 

[UncleDiLF]

@BLEACH

Please answer, yeah? Hope we can meAT. I am from San Fran.

 

[BLEACH]

Bleach. Leave now. It only gets worse.

How so?

 

[ABOVE ZACK]

Bastard Factory Forums is held to a higher standard of posting than most other message boards. We pride ourselves on running one of the most entertaining off-topic message boards out there. Please have a touch of civility while visiting us.

I solemnly swear not to make mischief and trouble. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If I'm that person up in here posting profanities at no one in particular. Would I likely be not be guilty of a crime based upon my speech?

 

[The Question]

Greetings. Like it says in the headline, I am new. How's everyone doing?

If you genuinely are a new member: Welcome.

If, on the other hand, you're just a new alt of an existing member: I heartily encourage you to enjoy a broken-glass sandwich.

 

[Suki]

Do you like to scissor sir?

 

[Fredricka]

Do you like to scissor sir?

Are you offering scissor sessions?

 

[Suki]

Only to those I know. I've got thick thighs too.