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Swamp-Duck

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I hear Japanese men have got tiny dicks.
 

Iggy McLulz

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:facepalm: Black men supposedly have big dicks. Not all of them do.
 

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I have a biracial child.
 

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There were a few different guys. All different sized penises ranging from almost too big on down to wtf is that?
 

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How did this thread turned into a conversation about dicks?
 

TheHaze

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All humans come in all shapes and sizes but most are not as fortunate as me! Lmao! :rightON::doink1:
Let me guess; No balls to get kick- - - - - -:doink2:
 

Iggy McLulz

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Well it’s not completely off topic. :LOL1:
 

Iggy McLulz

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What's wrong with talking about dicks? Not that I really want to continue.
 

Swamp-Duck

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You blokes get embarrassed by woman talking about dicks, you don’t mind filling our inboxes with your endless knobs, so what’s that all about ?
 

Kilroy

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This thread makes the baby jeebus cry.

I approve.

Fuck you, baby jeebus.
 
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