How many of you are flat earthers?

[Murdy]

Ooooh emmmmm geeeeezus H Christ we had the funniest discussion about this at my dinner party last Saturday night. My favorite part was when my man started trying to convince me that the earth is flat. He walked me outside and then had me stand on our corner looking down the block while he told me that there should be a curve, but it’s flat. I had an oh shit moment for about 1.3 seconds.

I’m a natural blonde

 

[Breakfall]

Ooooh emmmmm geeeeezus H Christ we had the funniest discussion about this at my dinner party last Saturday night. My favorite part was when my man started trying to convince me that the earth is flat. He walked me outside and then had me stand on our corner looking down the block while he told me that there should be a curve, but it’s flat. I had an oh shit moment for about 1.3 seconds.

I’m a natural blonde

When I hear natural blonde…I immediately think of wisps of blonde pubes!

 

[Murdy]

When I hear natural blonde…I immediately think of wisps of blonde pubes!

Did you just ask me to confirm if the drapes match the carpet incognito?

*blushes*

 

[Breakfall]

Did you just ask me to confirm if the drapes match the carpet incognito?

*blushes*

I’ve already imagined it. Lol