How the fuck.. is this channel..yours

At least he seems happy
He has God unlike that nefarious scoundrel X who only has Devil and evil intentions.
Did you know I ordered off Ubereats, got Krissy as me delivery dude, and when I innocently forgot to tip him he pulled out a switchblade threatened to cut off me johnson until he got a 40% tip. I begged and pleaded to spare me johnson, gave him 50% tip, was he happy? nope he switchbladed raped me in the alley way and took all the money I had in Parkdale
 
He has God unlike that nefarious scoundrel X who only has Devil and evil intentions.
Did you know I ordered off Ubereats, got Krissy as me delivery dude, and when I innocently forgot to tip him he pulled out a switchblade threatened to cut off me johnson until he got a 40% tip. I begged and pleaded to spare me johnson, gave him 50% tip, was he happy? nope he switchbladed raped me in the alley way and took all the money I had in Parkdale

You probably should've given him your "meat tip"

that would've appeased him
 
You probably should've given him your "meat tip"

that would've appeased him
He doesn't like in fact hates haggis even my ginormous haggis. He likes the more Oriental types like in Japan, Chinese no hating that meat but to each his own. When I was a young lad I enjoyed nigger bananas oh my God so succulent on the lips and when in me arsehole. Good times