Hummer Drivers Get More Tickets. A Lot More.

[Vile_Vixen]

Practice makes perfect

 

[Jeannie]

Practice makes perfect

woot woot!!

 

[knife wielder]

"Me big and powerful! Me drive Hummer!"

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Practice makes perfect

woot woot!!

Bwahahaha :LMAO::LMAO2:


Driving a Hummer beats crying like a bitch tho :LOL2::LOL1:

 

[Jeannie]

"Me big and powerful! Me drive Hummer!"

no - ur small, weak and ride the short bus

 

[TheHaze]

"Me big and powerful! Me drive Hummer!"

The only thing Hummer about you is sucking on someone's balls while humming down with the USA-- - - - - -

 

[knife wielder]

Practice makes perfect

woot woot!!

Bwahahaha :LMAO::LMAO2:


Driving a Hummer beats crying like a bitch tho :LOL2::LOL1:

I disagree.

 

[MasterBlaster]

No - you just SUCK.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Knife felcher was sodomized by a Jewish cop in the back of a Hummer.

 

[knife wielder]

Don't be a yapper. Don't be a jerk.

 

[Krieg]

F150, white, stock, anonymous, coupled with a construction look and vibe, bed filled with wood project stuff. Never a second glance.

Now THAT is a useful vehicle.

 

[knife wielder]

I don't know what it is about some vehicles that make some people act like jerks.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Yeah, until you lose the water pump, and $350 later Mitch the mechanic finds out if you warped the heads driving it dry.

 

[knife wielder]

Don't comment if you're going to be an asshole.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[knife wielder]

Funny how the moron (Vixen) called me the troll when that's what she/he/it is.

 

[knife wielder]

But it's alright, thank goodness for the ignore feature.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[TheHaze]

Yeah, until you lose the water pump, and $350 later Mitch the mechanic finds out if you warped the heads driving it dry.

How old is your F-150 ? My car talks to me and tells me everything from being low on fuel to over heating and even tells me when I am going over the speed limit,how the fuck does it even know were I am at or what the speed limit is and the best thing is I can talk back to it - - - - - - -

PS - Just a after though,I have to go out today and going to ask the car why is KW such a fucked up cry baby,will post when I get back- - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Best news of the day. Mitch says I didn't fuck the engine up and I can have the truck back tomorrow. I love that truck. Mitch is cool too.

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="TheHaze, post: 52232

How old is your F-150 ? My car talks to me and tells me everything from being low on fuel to over heating and even tells me when I am going over the speed limit,how the fuck does it even know were I am at or what the speed limit is and the best thing is I can talk back to it - - - - - - -

PS - Just a after though,I have to go out today and going to ask the car why is KW such a fucked up cry baby,will post when I get back- - - - -[/QUOTE]

Ha Ha - OK the car said need more information,try changing diaper :KMA:

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[knife wielder]

So why do Hummer drivers drive like assholes? Is it because of the poor visibility within the vehicle or because they really are assholes, or a bit of both?

 

[MasterBlaster]

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[Damaged Maven]

Oh my. 0-60 in 6 seconds on the Hampton Highway. New water pump and a tweak. Thanks, Mitch.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Mitch rawks!

 

[TheHaze]

Oh my. 0-60 in 6 seconds on the Hampton Highway. New water pump and a tweak. Thanks, Mitch.

That's pretty good for a work truck ! I used to have a Mopetta that I put a 760 cc Honda motor in plus NOS and did 100 plus in the 1/4 mile and people called me Johnny Rocket- - - - - -

 

[TheHaze]

So why do Hummer drivers drive like assholes? Is it because of the poor visibility within the vehicle or because they really are assholes, or a bit of both?

I am looking to good to notice ! Keep up the bad work - - - - - -

 

[MasterBlaster]

Every time you quote him his tiny pecker swells a bit.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Oh my. 0-60 in 6 seconds on the Hampton Highway. New water pump and a tweak. Thanks, Mitch.

That's pretty good for a work truck ! I used to have a Mopetta that I put a 760 cc Honda motor in plus NOS and did 100 plus in the 1/4 mile and people called me Johnny Rocket- - - - - -

A clown car on laughing gas. You are a dangerous man.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Every time you quote him his tiny pecker swells a bit.

Every time he quotes himself a Hummer, driven by a cop who’s a veteran cuts him off