I am formulating a ban list for donation project

[Lily]

It's your thread. It has your name on it with a question about why should you buy a ban and asking for 5 reasons not to buy it.

Okay, and?

 

[Lily]

It's just something you made up that you want to buy someone's ban.

Alrighty then

Go buy some bans

Good luck with the resale

It's not profit motivated. I won't be making any money off of this venture.

 

[Worksman]

It's just a very poorly worded, incomprehensible thread.

A better way to start it would have been to the effect of "let's play a game, give me 5 reasons why you shouldn't be banned from this forum and I will decide if you qualify to remain unbanned".

Leaving aside for the moment that Lily is a former moderator who once had the ability to censor members but now she only plays one on TV.

 

[Admin.]

It's just a very poorly worded, incomprehensible thread.

A better way to start it would have been to the effect of "let's play a game, give me 5 reasons why you shouldn't be banned from this forum and I will decide if you qualify to remain unbanned".

Leaving aside for the moment that Lily is a former moderator who once had the ability to censor members but now she only plays one on TV.

What does your post mean?

 

[Worksman]

It's not profit motivated. I won't be making any money off of this venture.

Right. When you said "buy a ban" it's not buy as in money it's buy as in accept.

Again, poorly worded and not in context.

 

[Worksman]

What does your post mean?

It means you're qualified to be banned even if you come up with 5 reasons why you shouldn't be.

 

[Lily]

It's just a very poorly worded, incomprehensible thread.

A better way to start it would have been to the effect of "let's play a game, give me 5 reasons why you shouldn't be banned from this forum and I will decide if you qualify to remain unbanned".

Leaving aside for the moment that Lily is a former moderator who once had the ability to censor members but now she only plays one on TV.

You are under no obligation to participate.

 

[Worksman]

You are under no obligation to participate.

I was just trying to figure out what you were trying to say, it was really convoluted but I got through it somehow.

 

[Lily]

Right. When you said "buy a ban" it's not buy as in money it's buy as in accept.

Again, poorly worded and not in context.

No, I buy. I donate to the forum. There is an actual monetary transaction.

You seem to be the only person lost so far. How does that feel?

 

[Admin.]

It means you're qualified to be banned even if you come up with 5 reasons why you shouldn't be.

What does that post mean?

 

[Lily]

I was just trying to figure out what you were trying to say, it was really convoluted but I got through it somehow.

Everyone else got through it the first time. Hey, at least you keep trying until it clicks. Good for you

 

[Worksman]

1- I interject quality content to this forum which is considerably lacking
2- I post interesting content that while somewhat controversial at times, makes you think
3- I don't post about sucking cocks except to point out the absurdity of others when they do it
4- Besides @Reggie_Essent there are no other intelligent posters other than myself.
5- If you ban me I can just come back with my other account so it would be a futile effort

There. A sale you cannot possibly refuse. And it holds it's resale value even after being driven out of the showroom.

 

[Admin.]

No, I buy. I donate to the forum. There is an actual monetary transaction.

You seem to be the only person lost so far. How does that feel?

I would think it feels familiar to him.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You can ban me anytime, Lily. I constantly hurt the widdle feelers of Leftist pansies and cunts like Admin and that Annie Condom whore, so banning me might return this forum to the insular little bubble of Libtard conformity it was before I decided to return here.

Plus, I do waste too much time mocking and ridiculing you fuckwits.

 

[Lily]

It means you're qualified to be banned even if you come up with 5 reasons why you shouldn't be.

Could be. I am the decider

 

[Jack]

It's just a very poorly worded, incomprehensible thread.

A better way to start it would have been to the effect of "let's play a game, give me 5 reasons why you shouldn't be banned from this forum and I will decide if you qualify to remain unbanned".

Leaving aside for the moment that Lily is a former moderator who once had the ability to censor members but now she only plays one on TV.

We all got it.

 

[Lily]

You can ban me anytime, Lily. I constantly hurt the widdle feelers of Leftist pansies and cunts like Admin and that Annie Condom whore, so banning me might return this forum to the insular little bubble of Libtard conformity it was before I decided to return here.

Plus, I do waste too much time mocking and ridiculing you fuckwits.

Okay, peepaw.

 

[Worksman]

No, I buy. I donate to the forum. There is an actual monetary transaction.

You seem to be the only person lost so far. How does that feel?

You're not going to pay any money to this forum, bans or no bans.

How do you know I'm the only person lost so far? I only see one other member who posted 5 reasons they shouldn't be banned. The rest either don't care or don't have a clue what you're trying to say.

They just pretend to understand

Although now I cleared things up for everyone.

 

[Worksman]

Everyone else got through it the first time. Hey, at least you keep trying until it clicks. Good for you

Where are you getting this "everyone else" from?

You only got one member to answer with the 5 reasons.

 

[Worksman]

Edit. Make that 2 members I missed Jack's post.

 

[Lily]

You're not going to pay any money to this forum, bans or no bans.

How do you know I'm the only person lost so far? I only see one other member who posted 5 reasons they shouldn't be banned. The rest either don't care or don't have a clue what you're trying to say.

They just pretend to understand

Although now I cleared things up for everyone.

You don't know whether I pay or not. You haven't a clue.

 

[Lily]

Where are you getting this "everyone else" from?

You only got one member to answer with the 5 reasons.

Three so far, although @Reggie_Essent wants to be banned because he spends too much time acting like an idiot.

 

[Lily]

1. I like it here
2. I contribute on a daily basis.
3. I am keeping my trolling urges under control.
4. People would miss me if I were banned.
5. See 1 through 4

I'll let you slide with only 4 reasons since you like me so damn much!

You are no longer eligible for the banning list.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Three so far, although @Reggie_Essent wants to be banned because he spends too much time acting like an idiot.

You love my idiocy. Just admit it.

 

[Lily]

You love my idiocy. Just admit it.

No, not really. Once in a while you show your human side and you're okay.

 

[Jack]

I'll let you slide with only 4 reasons since you like me so damn much!

You are no longer eligible for the banning list.

 

[Lily]

Thank God some of you recognize my humor.

 

[Fredricka]

I hope flynn doesn't give reasons

 

[Lily]

I hope flynn doesn't give reasons

I have her list for her

1) You gave out Biggie's phone number
2) You give phone numberS
3) You give phone numberS
4) You give phone numberS
5) You give out phone numberS.

 

[Admin.]

I have her list for her

1) You gave out Biggie's phone number
2) You give phone numberS
3) You give phone numberS
4) You give phone numberS
5) You give out phone numberS.

During Flynn’s never ending telephone number tantrum, if some blame needs to be established wasn’t Piggly the first person to toss his sacred phone number into the internet void in the first place?

Hello is this thing on?