I Broke...

[Dove]

I didn't say that. You asked if I licked her. I said no. Do try to remember, I was approached. If she hadn't come on to me nothing would have happened. I never saw her in a sexual way before.

It was a let down, that's why I regret the friendship withering after.

So she went down on you and you didn't reciprocate?

Come now, that's just selfish.

 

[Adam Hitler]

It's over at that point. Bland dies, I leave the forum. Now, don't be wishing death upon him. That's just evil.

LMAO what? So if Blandsmack od's on fentanyl you'll leave the forum?

These "e-flings" that some people have are so retarded...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lucky for you, you don't have that problem E.T.

She looks better than you, not sure why yoiu keep spamming this pic like its some kind of "gotcha" or something...

 

[Flynn]

She looks better than you, not sure why yoiu keep spamming this pic like its some kind of "gotcha" or something...

Hey faggot ass, you are the last one to talk about looks or pictures.

Had I posted a picture of dog shit and likened it to Murdy, because it's me, you would have replied,

She looks better than you, not sure why yoiu keep spamming this pic like its some kind of "gotcha" or something...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Wow, nerve touched?

I can talk about looks as much as I like... and no my pics aren't fake, you soggy tampon.

 

[Flynn]

I get WHITE hairs. Out of nowhere, I'll be washing my face and brushing my teeth and notice a whole patch of white fucking hair that seems to just show up over night. If I can't dye it immediately, I'll wear a head wrap. Thankfully I have a lifestyle and a job that let's me get away with that. I don't need to have my hair styled. Just clean and secured, out of the way.

Don't you love how that happens? One minute they're not there, I go to dump out a bowl of popcorn, and wash my face, one is waving at me as I'm drying off. As I start to get older I'm finding that the practical (comfortable) look is more to my liking. Heels just wreck my feet, girdles make me feel like I have stage 4 lung cancer and asthma. I'm starting to not give a fuck about how I look.

At least you're able to stay comfy at work. There is something to be said about that.

The price of just decent hair care products is insane to me. I'll switch it up every few months and use some rice water shampoo bars but what i spend on just shampoo and conditioner alone makes me sick. I can get away with the cheaper, drug store stuff for one or two washes, but anymore than that and my hair is going dry right up, start breaking off, and my scalp is going to itch and sting. It's awful on my hair. It feels like I washed in laundry detergent. I swear not only did the prices go up, but the quality declined.

Tell me about it. When discount stores like Walmart and Target are only pennies cheaper than Safeway or QFC or Whole Foods Market, I just wanna cry. Oh, I cannot switch up my hair care line, for me it's about consistency. As you know it's already a pain in the ass just getting all of it in one trip. It generally takes me three.

Oh no, I cannot fuck with those Suave products or the store brands, not because I don't want to, it's because just like you said, it will damage your hair and make your scalp itchy and tender. No way, tried that once with the Treseme, nope will never do that again.

You get what you pay for. I don't mind paying little extra for quality, but these prices are just getting out of hand.

Don't even get me started on the body wash prices.

I have to use a good scalp oil after every wash. A hair mask twice a month. Leave in conditioner. I take collagen and colostrum with my vitamins everyday. It gets trimmed every 8 weeks or so...and I sleep in a bonnet. I just bought this shine treatment spray I haven't tried yet. I have to a use a good heat protector serum when I iron it. If all that wasn't enough, I also have "hair perfume" that I spray into my hair brush and brush through my hair (that's not really a need. I just do that for my own personal happiness) If I actually added up what I spend on hair, I'm sure I'd puke. All of the products I use i have to order. I did see the Olaplex bonding oil I use at Kroger....and it was a few bucks more at Kroger than it is when you order it from the website or get it from Ulta, so I left it. I spend enough. If I can save a buck or two, I will.

Holy fuck!

You have quite the hair care routine. That's a small fortune with what you're doing. It's not cheap, and that doesn't include any manicures or pedicures. I know exactly where you're coming from though, if I miss my daily/weekly routine, I feel quite OCD about it.

When i go into explaining my hair care, I sound like Patrick Bateman in the first scene of American Psycho describing his morning routine. So maybe it's time I do something more practical. The energy and the money i would save would be nice. I honestly look forward to when I can just let it be gray. I'll have long gray hair I keep in a granny bun. Like the cartoon grandma who had Tweety Bird.

The whole granny thing I can't see with you.

I swear to God, if you post a picture looking like Tweety Bird's owner, I will make fun of you soo bad...

How long are you stuck in that cast? 6 to 8 weeks? Which bone broke? I'm assuming it's the fibula?

Just another 3 weeks, then some physical therapy, but not right away. Lucky for me it was just a simple fracture. It was the Tibia, and I may have to wear on aircast after this, hope not.

I am way too afraid of heights to ski. Just seeing people on the lifts makes me feel weak in the knees and lightheaded. I envy those who enjoy it. My dad used to try to get me to go skiing with him all the time, and now that he is gone I do regret never going and at least trying. I was such a cry baby bitch about it. Honestly I'd have probably pissed myself and fell over if I ever managed to not only get up there, but actually start sliding down. Id have totally embarrassed him lol.

I've talked to many people like yourself who are afraid of heights. They're able to have a good time on the slopes, so I think you can do it too, if ever given the chance.

That's too bad, maybe you can still go skiing in the future. You never know, you may learn to like it. Talk to that man of yours to take you skiing. Even if you don't go skiing, it'll still be romantic as all hell.

 

[The Prowler]

A college experience of mine. It's not really a good story.

Which is why you tell it 2 or 3 times a year?

 

[Dove]

Don't you love how that happens? One minute they're not there, I go to dump out a bowl of popcorn, and wash my face, one is waving at me as I'm drying off. As I start to get older I'm finding that the practical (comfortable) look is more to my liking. Heels just wreck my feet, girdles make me feel like I have stage 4 lung cancer and asthma. I'm starting to not give a fuck about how I look.

At least you're able to stay comfy at work. There is something to be said about that.



Tell me about it. When discount stores like Walmart and Target are only pennies cheaper than Safeway or QFC or Whole Foods Market, I just wanna cry. Oh, I cannot switch up my hair care line, for me it's about consistency. As you know it's already a pain in the ass just getting all of it in one trip. It generally takes me three.

Oh no, I cannot fuck with those Suave products or the store brands, not because I don't want to, it's because just like you said, it will damage your hair and make your scalp itchy and tender. No way, tried that once with the Treseme, nope will never do that again.

You get what you pay for. I don't mind paying little extra for quality, but these prices are just getting out of hand.

Don't even get me started on the body wash prices.




Holy fuck!

You have quite the hair care routine. That's a small fortune with what you're doing. It's not cheap, and that doesn't include any manicures or pedicures. I know exactly where you're coming from though, if I miss my daily/weekly routine, I feel quite OCD about it.




The whole granny thing I can't see with you.

I swear to God, if you post a picture looking like Tweety Bird's owner, I will make fun of you soo bad...

Just another 3 weeks, then some physical therapy, but not right away. Lucky for me it was just a simple fracture. It was the Tibia, and I may have to wear on aircast after this, hope not.



I've talked to many people like yourself who are afraid of heights. They're able to have a good time on the slopes, so I think you can do it too, if ever given the chance.

That's too bad, maybe you can still go skiing in the future. You never know, you may learn to like it. Talk to that man of yours to take you skiing. Even if you don't go skiing, it'll still be romantic as all hell.

Body wash I'm good on. I do use a decent dry sugar scrub once a week, I spend more on that than my actual body wash. I'll use those spongelles(?)....you know those sponges that come infused with the body wash in it? Right now I have that Kitsch turmeric face/body bar.

I can't stand any of that body wash...like Dove or Olay...that makes me feel dry or itchy or like there is a film on my skin. I love a good, moisturizing bar. Buff City has some good ones I like a lot. I spend more on my shave oil than my body wash.

And I'm a complete psycho about shaving. I can't stand body hair on myself. Even when I was 9 months pregnant, I stayed perfectly shaved....even if it took me two hours, I did it, because I feel dirty if I'm not shaved.

Where I get pricey is with my lotion and skin care for my face. And it's winter right now, so I use lotion AND body oil. I took a gamble and recently tried Grown Alchemist Intensive body cream and the body treatment oil....I'm loving it. Ive been using it for a few weeks and id buy it again.

Ever since Sol de Janero discontinued the Coco Cabana cream I've been depressed about lotion. That stuff was my favorite and I haven't been able to find anything like it to replace it with. It smelled amazing, it was oil based and absorbed into the skin perfectly. It would get warm on the skin...it was perfect and worth the 48 bucks for one container. I still miss it.

I tried the bum bum cream but I didn't like it nearly as much. I liked it....but not enough to spend nearly 50 bucks on it.

I have a friend who fractured her tibia in a car accident. She had to have surgery and screws placed. She healed wonderfully, though it was a pretty rough and painful recovery. We all took turns going to her house and helping her out for a few months. It amazes me how both fragile AND resilient our bodies are.

Hopefully you won't need the aircast, but don't be discouraged if you do.

My kids are always threatening me with things like jet skiing or mountain skiing. I'm not against it. If they really want to go and want me to join them, believe me I won't have a choice. These girls will physically remove me from the house and drag me along whether I want to or not. I can't ever tell them no when they are begging me to join them for something. They won't have it, and my heart won't let me say no.

The man does talk about taking camping trips but when he says "camping", he means a full cabin in the mountains for 4 days with a fireplace and a hot tub, and a full bar lol.

 

[Frood]

To each his own. I think it's embarrassing to try to look white.

I have greys around my temples. I dye it back to my natural hair color. They've tried to convince me to go lighter, but I don't care for the look myself.

 

[X]

Total blonde, yes. Blonde highlights look nice

It does look nice, I had my hair dyed platinum and with my tanned skin I looked awesome, I met so many chics that summer … not as many as when I had dreadlocks tho

 

[Adam Hitler]

To each his own. I think it's embarrassing to try to look white.

What are you talking about? You're paler than I am ffs.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I had dreadlocks

My dewd, why? WHY???

 

[Flynn]

What are you talking about? You're paler than I am ffs.

Yeah, and she's only half as racist as you.

Go figure.

 

[Flynn]

What the hell?!

 

[X]

Body wash I'm good on. I do use a decent dry sugar scrub once a week, I spend more on that than my actual body wash. I'll use those spongelles(?)....you know those sponges that come infused with the body wash in it? Right now I have that Kitsch turmeric face/body bar.

I can't stand any of that body wash...like Dove or Olay...that makes me feel dry or itchy or like there is a film on my skin. I love a good, moisturizing bar. Buff City has some good ones I like a lot. I spend more on my shave oil than my body wash.

And I'm a complete psycho about shaving. I can't stand body hair on myself. Even when I was 9 months pregnant, I stayed perfectly shaved....even if it took me two hours, I did it, because I feel dirty if I'm not shaved.

Where I get pricey is with my lotion and skin care for my face. And it's winter right now, so I use lotion AND body oil. I took a gamble and recently tried Grown Alchemist Intensive body cream and the body treatment oil....I'm loving it. Ive been using it for a few weeks and id buy it again.

Ever since Sol de Janero discontinued the Coco Cabana cream I've been depressed about lotion. That stuff was my favorite and I haven't been able to find anything like it to replace it with. It smelled amazing, it was oil based and absorbed into the skin perfectly. It would get warm on the skin...it was perfect and worth the 48 bucks for one container. I still miss it.

I tried the bum bum cream but I didn't like it nearly as much. I liked it....but not enough to spend nearly 50 bucks on it.

I have a friend who fractured her tibia in a car accident. She had to have surgery and screws placed. She healed wonderfully, though it was a pretty rough and painful recovery. We all took turns going to her house and helping her out for a few months. It amazes me how both fragile AND resilient our bodies are.

Hopefully you won't need the aircast, but don't be discouraged if you do.

My kids are always threatening me with things like jet skiing or mountain skiing. I'm not against it. If they really want to go and want me to join them, believe me I won't have a choice. These girls will physically remove me from the house and drag me along whether I want to or not. I can't ever tell them no when they are begging me to join them for something. They won't have it, and my heart won't let me say no.

The man does talk about taking camping trips but when he says "camping", he means a full cabin in the mountains for 4 days with a fireplace and a hot tub, and a full bar lol.

Holy fuck wayyyyyy tldr

 

[X]

My dewd, why? WHY???

Man, I’m telling you, stripper magnet.. I’d walk in they’d all be touching my hair asking questions…

 

[Fredricka]

...and now you'll have to deal with me for a while, if you losers were wondering why I'm out here as much as you fucks.

Are you still celebrating Christmas?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Man, I’m telling you, stripper magnet.. I’d walk in they’d all be touching my hair asking questions…

Heh, been a while since I've been to a strip joint. The last time I went I got a load of free dances and a stripper's nuimber who I knew. Good times. Wonder what she's upto these days/? Hmm...

 

[X]

Are you still celebrating Christmas?

Hi Frederika

 

[Adam Hitler]

Are you still celebrating Christmas?

I'm guessing that's at the ski resort, if her tale is genuine? Looks like some kind of chalet or something.

 

[Fredricka]

Hi Frederika

Hello x

 

[Fredricka]

I'm guessing that's at the ski resort, if her tale is genuine? Looks like some kind of chalet or something.

Nothings genuine when it comes to flynn

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think that's something which everybody can agree on. LOL

 

[Flynn]

Body wash I'm good on. I do use a decent dry sugar scrub once a week, I spend more on that than my actual body wash. I'll use those spongelles(?)....you know those sponges that come infused with the body wash in it? Right now I have that Kitsch turmeric face/body bar.

I was wondering about the infused sponges. In theory they sound wonderful, I just don't know how practical they are. Am I the only one that washes their body with nothing more than moisturizing hypoallergenic body wash and my hands?

Am I weird for that?

I can't stand any of that body wash...like Dove or Olay...that makes me feel dry or itchy or like there is a film on my skin. I love a good, moisturizing bar. Buff City has some good ones I like a lot. I spend more on my shave oil than my body wash.

I have to use the dye free and perfume free body wash. Bar soaps are pretty much out of the question, unless it's Dove and I don't use Dove products. I suppose you probably don't want to get your shave oil attention dollar store.

And I'm a complete psycho about shaving. I can't stand body hair on myself. Even when I was 9 months pregnant, I stayed perfectly shaved....even if it took me two hours, I did it, because I feel dirty if I'm not shaved.

I never would have guessed that about you. You look pretty well groomed in all the pics I've seen of you. No unibrow, no hairy legs or arms. I think I shave maybe once every 5 days give or take, I don't grow much body hair.

Where I get pricey is with my lotion and skin care for my face. And it's winter right now, so I use lotion AND body oil. I took a gamble and recently tried Grown Alchemist Intensive body cream and the body treatment oil....I'm loving it. Ive been using it for a few weeks and id buy it again.

All that stuff is getting more pricey, especially the "certified" organic stuff.

The name alone sounds expensive as all fuck. If it works for you then I guess it's worth it in the end.

Ever since Sol de Janero discontinued the Coco Cabana cream I've been depressed about lotion. That stuff was my favorite and I haven't been able to find anything like it to replace it with. It smelled amazing, it was oil based and absorbed into the skin perfectly. It would get warm on the skin...it was perfect and worth the 48 bucks for one container. I still miss it..

Don't you just hate that? You fall in love with a product and they discontinue it? When that happens, I don't know whether to be sad or relieved.

I tried the bum bum cream but I didn't like it nearly as much. I liked it....but not enough to spend nearly 50 bucks on it.

$50 on some cream without a prescription?

Damn.

I have a friend who fractured her tibia in a car accident. She had to have surgery and screws placed. She healed wonderfully, though it was a pretty rough and painful recovery. We all took turns going to her house and helping her out for a few months. It amazes me how both fragile AND resilient our bodies are.

Yeah, I'm beginning to find out leg breaks are the worst. They just fuck everything up. You can't really do shit except sit there and look stupid, and hope to God the bones heal correctly.

Hopefully you won't need the aircast, but don't be discouraged if you do..

I won't, it's just part of the rehabilitation plan.

My kids are always threatening me with things like jet skiing or mountain skiing. I'm not against it. If they really want to go and want me to join them, believe me I won't have a choice. These girls will physically remove me from the house and drag me along whether I want to or not. I can't ever tell them no when they are begging me to join them for something. They won't have it, and my heart won't let me say no.

The man does talk about taking camping trips but when he says "camping", he means a full cabin in the mountains for 4 days with a fireplace and a hot tub, and a full bar lol.

You really need to go. You don't even need to use the ski lift. You can just ski with your kids. Usually the kiddie hills aren't all the way up the slope, but don't quote me on that, I'm just talking about Crystal Mountain, Whistler, and Snoqualmie. But yeah, there are alternatives.

I like your man's style. I feel the same way. Camping to me is a four star hotel with 24 hour room service. There are chalets you can rent, that have everything your man, your kids and you could ever want.

 

[X]

she doesnt even wash her hair

 

[Flynn]

Man, I’m telling you, stripper magnet.. I’d walk in they’d all be touching my hair asking questions…

Wow!

When I first glaced at your post I was like.. whaaa???

Nigger magnet?! Whaaaaa???

Then reread it and was like, oh ok, it's just me.

 

[Flynn]

Are you still celebrating Christmas?

Why?

 

[Flynn]

she doesnt even wash her hair

You're not supposed to everyday.

Maybe once in 5 days.

 

[X]

You're not supposed to everyday.

Maybe once in 5 days.

no way, you have to wash it just not with heavy perfumed shampoo

 

[Fredricka]

Why?

Because of the Christmas stuff in your pic