I Broke...

[Flynn]

no way, you have to wash it just not with heavy perfumed shampoo

It's the oils that you don't want to rinse away everyday. Without those, hair can become brittle and crack.

 

[Flynn]

Because of the Christmas stuff in your pic

Fred, you're going to have to point out the Christmas stuff.

 

[X]

It's the oils that you don't want to rinse away everyday. Without those, hair can become brittle and crack.

Oh, so Duhvv was right then ... sorry @Dove

but those oils smell like hair and make a womans hair look heavy

 

[Fredricka]

Fred, you're going to have to point out the Christmas stuff.

The Christmas tree bag and the red post box

 

[Flynn]

Oh, so Duhvv was right then ... sorry @Dove

but those oils smell like hair and make a womans hair look heavy

That smell is called Pheromones, which attracts men to women.

That's why there's products to give hair more volume, and bounce. No more flat hair!

 

[X]

That smell is called Pheromones, which attracts men to women.

That's why there's products to give hair more volume, and bounce. No more flat hair!

ewww, once I went on a date we got to the venue and I smelt her hair and it smelled like hair I said I need smokes Ill be right back I ran to a taxi and left

 

[Flynn]

The Christmas tree bag and the red post box

There is no Christmas tree bag.

The red mail box is a lame decoration given to me by an annoying neighbor. We keep it there in the hopes the it catches on fire one day from the fireplace, other than that we keep it there so the neighbor knows I haven't given it away to Goodwill everytimecthey come over to see if we still have it. I hide my weed in there sometimes.

 

[Fredricka]

There is no Christmas tree bag.

The red mail box is a lame decoration given to me by an annoying neighbor. We keep it there in the hopes the it catches on fire one day from the fireplace, other than that we keep it there so the neighbor knows I haven't given it away to Goodwill everytimecthey come over to see if we still have it. I hide my weed in there sometimes.

There's a Christmas tree bag under the table. My spies tell me it's from marshalls

 

[Flynn]

ewww, once I went on a date we got to the venue and I smelt her hair and it smelled like hair I said I need smokes Ill be right back I ran to a taxi and left

Okay to be clear, pheromones do not smell like...jack's ass.

 

[Lily]

LMAO what? So if Blandsmack od's on fentanyl you'll leave the forum?

These "e-flings" that some people have are so retarded...

Not really.

And we're e-platonic friends, Adam.

 

[Flynn]

There's a Christmas tree bag under the table. My spies tell me it's from marshalls

Oh that!

LOL!!!

Ralph Lauren Christmas bag from the Outlet Mall, from 4 years ago. I had a change of clothes in there.

I thought you meant like a Christmas tree bag for fake trees.

 

[Lily]

Are you still celebrating Christmas?

That Marshall's bag was being sold during the holiday season this year. I have one just like it.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh that!

LOL!!!

Ralph Lauren Christmas bag from the Outlet Mall, from 4 years ago. I had a change of clothes in there.

The evidence is stacking up against you . My team will get to the bottom of this. Ralph Lauren indeed!

 

[Flynn]

The evidence is stacking up against you . My team will get to the bottom of this. Ralph Lauren indeed!

I have no idea what in the world you think you're trying to get to the bottom of, but when you do, let me know.

 

[Fredricka]

I have no idea what in the world you think you're trying to get to the bottom of, but when you do, let me know.

It's not a recent pic, it was taken when you spent Christmas with your daughter

 

[Flynn]

It's not a recent pic, it was taken when you spent Christmas with your daughter

Are you done now?

 

[Fredricka]

Are you done now?

I think so. Until the next time

 

[Flynn]

I think so. Until the next time

Okay, then.

 

[Weeg]

did yoo not make hubbys sandwich fast enough?

 

[Lily]

did yoo not make hubbys sandwich fast enough?

Good lord, we need to save Momma from this monster!

 

[Dove]

Oh, so Duhvv was right then ... sorry @Dove

but those oils smell like hair and make a womans hair look heavy

Dude I explained this to you several times. I even showed you articles about proper hair care for women and told you stripping your oils is terrible for hair.

Unless a woman has very fine hair....she can't wash her hair everyday. It will destroy it.

 

[Dove]

ewww, once I went on a date we got to the venue and I smelt her hair and it smelled like hair I said I need smokes Ill be right back I ran to a taxi and left

That's definitely not normal.

I wash my hair every 3 to 5 days, it's very thick and doesn't even get oily. It still smells like my hair care products.

Most women don't stink, X. Whatever that woman had going on doesnt sound normal.

 

[Adam Hitler]

It's not a recent pic, it was taken when you spent Christmas with your daughter

Imagine how fucked in the head someone would have to be to pretend to be their daughter online? WTF

 

[No One]

Imagine how fucked in the head someone would have to be to pretend to be their daughter online? WTF

I've been pretending to be my brother for years.

 

[X]

That's definitely not normal.

I wash my hair every 3 to 5 days, it's very thick and doesn't even get oily. It still smells like my hair care products.

Most women don't stink, X. Whatever that woman had going on doesnt sound normal.

She didn’t stink like bo or anything just her hair smelt like hair and I thought to myself if her hair smells like that maybe her balloon knot did too

 

[Flynn]

Imagine how fucked in the head someone would have to be to pretend to be their daughter online? WTF

Pretty fucked.

A better question.

How fucked does someone have to be to pilfer a picture of some gay dude from Australia, and claim it's you?

Do you go around hitting on men that pretend to be their daughter via pms?

 

[Dove]

She didn’t stink like bo or anything just her hair smelt like hair and I thought to myself if her hair smells like that maybe her balloon knot did too

I don't even know what that means....smells like hair? What does hair smell like if not like shampoo or outside?

My hair always just smells like my shampoo mixed a bit with my perfume. My kids would get that outside smell, but I love that smell. I honestly loved when they'd come cuddle up to me after running outside all day and they'd smell like grass and fresh air and sunshine.

Is that what you mean by hair smell? Or like a greasy head smell?? Eeww.

 

[Fredricka]

I don't even know what that means....smells like hair? What does hair smell like if not like shampoo or outside?

My hair always just smells like my shampoo mixed a bit with my perfume. My kids would get that outside smell, but I love that smell. I honestly loved when they'd come cuddle up to me after running outside all day and they'd smell like grass and fresh air and sunshine.

Is that what you mean by hair smell? Or like a greasy head smell?? Eeww.

I think he means she smelt like an old man's hat

 

[Dove]

Imagine how fucked in the head someone would have to be to pretend to be their daughter online? WTF

It's happened. There were two women from Brawl Hall who did that.

One of them I really liked and we were kind of buddies on CO. Tyrant. And then a woman from Australia called Feral.

I just thought it was sad and disturbing. I thought it had to be some crisis they were in and they were the kind of mothers who are jealous of their daughters. That's so damaging and traumatic for the daughters :/

 

[Dove]

I think he means she smelt like an old man's hat

I haven't sniffed any old man hats so....I'll just agree it's gross.